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I'm no expert in these things, but I'd let Ms. Dumpty sit on my wall any day of the week. 

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However, for matters such as these I feel like we do need to ask the experts. 

Shredder, would you: 1. Hit, and if so, 2. With how much gusto and/or enthusiasm? 

TCBY, could you give us an analysis of what you'd do to Ms Dumpty, preferably in a "first I'd... then I'd..." format?  My guess is that by the time you were done with her all the kings horses and men would not be able to put her back together again. 

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3 hours ago, Sephiroth said:

I'm no expert in these things, but I'd let Ms. Dumpty sit on my wall any day of the week. 

florence-pugh-at-the-academys-13th-gover

However, for matters such as these I feel like we do need to ask the experts. 

Shredder, would you: 1. Hit, and if so, 2. With how much gusto and/or enthusiasm? 

TCBY, could you give us an analysis of what you'd do to Ms Dumpty, preferably in a "first I'd... then I'd..." format?  My guess is that by the time you were done with her all the kings horses and men would not be able to put her back together again. 

OMG.... I would make her drink my spew... and then take her onto the "Path of Delights" that would have her breaking every mirror she sees her reflection in.  She would despise her existence after I teach her about the carnal delights.  Then have TT come watch the second session while taking notes. :Popcorn-emot: Shred would know what to do with the remnants... he would let Gorilla have a taste or two... Bonji would dump it in our favorite ravine.  No worries we would record it on videotape.... Super 8 so the FBI would not know what to do with it... if they catch it.  The Super 8 would go in the Porn Section so you younger guys would know what to do.  Chuck would lead you guys on a step by step review.  My work is done here.  I would make her regret ever having been born and rail against the depredations of her ancestors... while howling at the Moon. :sheeplover:

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2 hours ago, GorillaNJ said:

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If she talks to me in that fake Russian accent you will need a mop to clean up afterwards 

Loved those skanks in that movie mang.  All I could think was having my Johnson between those two hos and telling them to get to business. :)

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8 hours ago, TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt said:

OMG.... I would make her drink my spew... and then take her onto the "Path of Delights" that would have her breaking every mirror she sees her reflection in.  She would despise her existence after I teach her about the carnal delights.  Then have TT come watch the second session while taking notes. :Popcorn-emot: Shred would know what to do with the remnants... he would let Gorilla have a taste or two... Bonji would dump it in our favorite ravine.  No worries we would record it on videotape.... Super 8 so the FBI would not know what to do with it... if they catch it.  The Super 8 would go in the Porn Section so you younger guys would know what to do.  Chuck would lead you guys on a step by step review.  My work is done here.  I would make her regret ever having been born and rail against the depredations of her ancestors... while howling at the Moon. :sheeplover:

I knew I could count on you my man.

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On 9/21/2023 at 5:06 AM, TrashTalker92 said:

Never understand all the hype around her. She’s decent looking but has an egg shape body. 

Is it bad I didn't know who he is.

On 9/21/2023 at 6:30 AM, Sephiroth said:

She's a very good actress. Was incredible in Midsommar.

Oh it's a she?

 

On 9/21/2023 at 11:02 AM, Sephiroth said:

I'm no expert in these things, but I'd let Ms. Dumpty sit on my wall any day of the week. 

florence-pugh-at-the-academys-13th-gover

However, for matters such as these I feel like we do need to ask the experts. 

Shredder, would you: 1. Hit, and if so, 2. With how much gusto and/or enthusiasm? 

TCBY, could you give us an analysis of what you'd do to Ms Dumpty, preferably in a "first I'd... then I'd..." format?  My guess is that by the time you were done with her all the kings horses and men would not be able to put her back together again. 

Not too shabby.  Not earth shattering but cute nonetheless.   

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