boohyah Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I know you prob. won't believe this because that clown always posts the fake Shockey sighting stuff, but I met jeremy shockey a few days ago on vacation in the Bahamas. It was around 2 or 3 o clock and I was leaving the Atlantis casino on paradise island (for those of you who don't know the Atlantis is a very upscale enormous hotel and several celebrities vacation there or around the area. I have met Michael Jordan, Spike Lee and Cidney Crawford (sp?) there in years past. Anyways, as I was leaving the casino I see a beast of a man with tattoo's on the forearms like Shockey has and I immediately knew it was him. He was about to walk through the secret entrance used for upscale guests to avoid crowds and I ran right up to him (he was with some smoking little blonde). Anyways, I was a little disappointed.... He didn't seem to nice at all. I shook hands with him and was going crazy, but the whole time he had his head turned the other way talking to the guys who were escorting him in and he didn't seem to put much effort into giving even a quick hello. I was kind of star struck and don't remember saying much except where's your ring at wheres your ring at (even though I knew they hadn't made them yet). He said in a kind of get the hell away tone... it's with my mom and proceeded to keep walking without a goodbye or anything. He didn't even seem amped they had won. The good news is though that he showed no signs of any limp and was walking fine (although he did seem like he partied the night before - He was walking into the place around 2 or 3pm like i said in only a swimsuit and a wife beater... even though he was kind of a dick I don't care as long as he produces... just thought it was cool and wanted to share. You want us to take you seriously but the first line is calling one of our more popular posters a "clown" for "always" (Always seems to mean 2 or more) posting fake met Shockey posts. Actually that was a funny post. Anyway you go to a lot of trouble to tell us how big a dick he was (something which by the way is not lost on most of us who have heard of similar Shockey behaviour), you then say you don't care as long as he produces. So why the rant? Furthermore, I wouldn't boast too much about meeting Spike Lee, you wanna do that, go to a Knicks game, and guess what?, no-one gives a shit about Spike Lee anymore. And last thing, dude, Cidney Crawford?? and you acknowledge you may have spelled it wrong!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 wow you guys are dicks... call the hotel if you don't believe me "See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!" So my good sir, I'm proud to be a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 You want us to take you seriously but the first line is calling one of our more popular posters a "clown" for "always" (Always seems to mean 2 or more) posting fake met Shockey posts. Actually that was a funny post. I don't think he was referring to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMFP Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Here are my accumulated brushes with fame: I was in New York, about a block north of Washington Square Park, almost 20 years ago. Back in the day, me and my idiot friends would go there to drink and buy some dirty nickel bags. Anyway, across the street, we saw a guy that looked exactly like Phil Donahue, but he was too far away to confirm. So my friend Scott bellows out "Donahuuuuuuuuuuuue!!!" at the top of his lungs, and sure enough, Phil Donahue stopped, turned around, and started waving to us like a madman. We all waved back; it was a good memory. A few years after that, I saw Leonard Marshall at a Krauzer's in Ramsey NJ. He looked like he was in a big hurry, so I didn't hassle him. Strangely enough, several months later, I met Tiny Tim in the parking lot of the exact same Krauzer's. He and his female companion were in a large black SUV. He opened the door of his car (he was the passenger), and an empty Bud can fell out. My friend and I recognized him, and upon introducing ourselves, he was kind enough to give us an autograph. He was an absolute gentleman. In New York, (about 10+ years ago) I was at a bar with Mel Gibson. I didn't go up to him, mainly because he was getting mobbed. But a bunch of other people did, and he was extremely friendly and cool with everyone. Later, after I moved to Chicago, I was at a club with Dennis Rodman. He looked all pissed off about something, so again, I didn't bother to talk to him. That's all I can recall. p.s....oh yeah, one more. Back when I was in grade school, a buddy of mine had a paper route in Allendale NJ, and Lou Piniella was a customer. So one day, I helped him with his route, and delivered Sweet Lou his Bergen Record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I never met anyone famous. I do know where Allendale and Ramsey are though since I work in Mahwah . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMFP Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I never met anyone famous. I do know where Allendale and Ramsey are though since I work in Mahwah . Everytime I go back home to see my family, I'm sure to grab some pizza at Tirrinos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Everytime I go back home to see my family, I'm sure to grab some pizza at Tirrinos. Don't forget State Line Diner. Where is home now..in general of course...I'm not a stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 A few years after that, I saw Leonard Marshall at a Krauzer's in Ramsey NJ. He looked like he was in a big hurry, so I didn't hassle him. met him in the 90's at Le Bar Bat. Him and his lady friend- he was engaging and quite funny. we had a good conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMFP Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Don't forget State Line Diner. Where is home now..in general of course...I'm not a stalker State Line - right on!!!! I live in the Chicago western suburbs now....a town called Elmhurst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMFP Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 met him in the 90's at Le Bar Bat. Him and his lady friend- he was engaging and quite funny. we had a good conversation. That's cool to know....he was always one of my favorites. "Cottage Cheese" was his nickname, I think. I was dying to go up to talk to him, but I could tell he was in a big hurry to grab his stuff and get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 That's cool to know....he was always one of my favorites. "Cottage Cheese" was his nickname, I think. I was dying to go up to talk to him, but I could tell he was in a big hurry to grab his stuff and get out. I light a candle each night on the altar of the Avatar of Punishment, the Cruel One, the Slayer of Montana and his 69'ers.....Lord Leonard Marshall. Abase yourselves mortals....you are in the presence of the mighty one. :worshippy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 NAS its been awhile. Hope life is treating you well. About Shockey and celebs you know they have the same ups and downs and moods as everyone else. So I think it might be a timing issue as to the response you get. Never disturb a person when their eating or talking to a hot chick! Martin, where have you been man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjaygee Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 wow you guys are dicks... call the hotel if you don't believe me I believe you- It's the meeting of Harry Wayne Casey story that I don't believe. Who would anyone know what someone from KC and the Sunshine band looked like? Also, if you did know what they looked like, why would you admit it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Giant Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 My mom and dad met Joe Gibbs and Mark Ripen(sp) at Dulles airport. They chatted a bit and got autographs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnThePhilFans Posted March 30, 2008 Author Share Posted March 30, 2008 yo guys.... check out giants.com message boards. someone says they saw shockey in a dallas airport (on his way back from the bahamas may i add).... anyways the rest of the story is awful news for us if it is true... check it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE01 Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 My mom and dad met Joe Gibbs and Mark Ripen(sp) at Dulles airport. They chatted a bit and got autographs. I would have taken the autographs, whipped out my enormous penis, and start pissing on them right in front of them. "How ya like dem apples, Gibbs and Marky?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 I would have taken the autographs, whipped out my enormous penis, and start pissing on them right in front of them. "How ya like dem apples, Gibbs and Marky?" you piss apples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE01 Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 you piss apples? Yeah, its painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 yo guys.... check out giants.com message boards. someone says they saw shockey in a dallas airport (on his way back from the bahamas may i add).... anyways the rest of the story is awful news for us if it is true... check it out Can you copy it and paste it please? link maybe? Never mind.. here it is: Got this off of the Cowboys Ranch Report MB. Just take it FWIW... No I don't have links to confirm & nor do I really care if he goes to the saints or not I just wanted to share my story. I was passing thru DFW "Dallas Fort Worth International" yesterday on business. Having a few beers & getting ready to order some food when this huge person walks in & sets down next to me. I glanced over & immediately knew it was shockey from the tat's. He ordered a double margarita & two shots of petron & asked where the owner of the place was "apperently a friend of his that he was going to sign autographs for". The owner wasn't around so he had his drinks & asked to borrow one of the waitresses cell phone "said he lost his in the bahamas where he was flying from". He called Drew Rosenhaus & started discussing something pretty heatedly & then told him to get it done or he would find someone that could. Somebody asked him if he was going back to NYG, Shockey smiled and lauged & said he was going to be traded. Either to the saints, raiders, tampa bay, or denver. He started out real friendly signing some autgraphs for kids & then he turned into what I expected, a jerk. He was cussing profusely "mind you this wasn't just a bar it was a restaurant that had a bar in the middle. Right before I left I asked him who was the hardest hitter in the NFL & he said "Sean Taylor, the best football player ever" quote. I told him I was a Cowboys fan & he started dogging on Roy HARD. Saying he was out of shape & fat. Anyways I got on the plane to Oklahoma City & noticed he was on the plane too. As I passed him I asked him if he was going to be a Saint & he put his finger up to his lips like shhhhhh. I don't know why he would be spouting off in an airport about a trade but I though it was interesting none the less. First pro athlete I had ever met & he was about like I figured, full of himself & very cocky....ahhh the life of a pro athlete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 If that's true, which I doubt, it ain't good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE01 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 If thats not made up. I dont know what is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 If that's true, which I doubt, it ain't good. I won't sweat it. We know the Giants want him back; now it's really his call whether he wants to stay with the organization that drafted... and maybe he can live up to the expectations like Plax did late in the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I won't sweat it. We know the Giants want him back; now it's really his call whether he wants to stay with the organization that drafted... and maybe he can live up to the expectations like Plax did late in the season. I really dont see why people lay into Shockey so much, I mean the guy well to me anyways has a lot of loyalty to the Giants. I mean when we drafted him he was enthralled to become a Giant and still to this day he shows that he is still passionate about being a Giant. I really don't want to see this guy in any other color other then ours and I doubt he ever will be. He was drafted a Giant and he will retire as one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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