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And Kerry Collins had a terminal case of "Happy Feet"; he was feeling the Raven's rush in the pre-game warmups. He was psyched out by all of that "we are going to dismember you" bullshit they were spouting. Sehorn was playing out of position for his whole career. Fox' genius was in disguising the coverages so that you could not figure out at the snap what part of the defense was in man or zone coverage. Sehorn would have been better off at FS (he really could not tackle either) where he could free-lance and ball hawk to his hearts content. Other than Everson Walls there has not been another Giants DB who could consistently be counted on to intercept passes they were expected to, and coming up with the spectacular interception where most others could not.

Yeah forgot about McQuarters...though not the best out there, he can certainly handle himself out there better than that clueless clusterfuck who shall remain nameless lest his non-clutchness infect the rest of the team. He is a cancer who should be shunned.

Kent Graham was even more of a class A chucker than KC...Jesus he was a Legend in His Own Mind. In terms of demeanor Kannel was pretty much of the same type as our Opie Cookie Puss...with an additonal smile or aw shucks or two. He was also a little more talkative than the Chosen One is. Talent wise Opie Cookie Puss has the edge on him for sure. All Fassel could ever say about him was the "he managed the game real well for us".

That shit analogy is one for the record books....I will never forgive KC for treating the Ravens defense like it was the Second Coming of the Fearsome Foursome, Doomsday and the 85 Bears all rolled into one. That motherfucker was hearing footsteps in the pre-game warmups. He let down the USA (most people were hoping the G-men would kill the fucking Ravens) when he let that unconvicted accessory to murder (Ray Lewis) scare the shit out of him before he broke his first huddle. Not to mention that the coach who rescued him sucked the opposing coaches dick for a living. And then the motherfucker gives away the SuperBowl with God I do not want to remember how many interceptions; and then when we bring in Opie Cookie Puss as the Savior he has the nerve to get his nose bent out of shape as if he were the Second Coming of Simms. Listen asshole you were a reclamation project with twin dark clouds of racism and substance abuse haunting your ass and the Giants saved your fucking career when no one else would piss on you if you were on fire. So do you swallow some pride and try to help the team that helped you. No, if I can't start then I am out of here. Shit Warner showed way more class than you could ever dream of having and everyone in the Giants organization wishes him God speed because he is one of the genuine good guys. Now if KC were still here he could hold Opie Cookie Puss' hand and tell him about feeling defensive pressure that is not there. But in terms of upside potential I would definitely stick with Opie...even if he does not pan out.

Hopefully we can get that kid Dockery to play. That Kid has some real fire in his belly; is intelligent; has good instincts; does not play 5 miles off of a guy and wants to play. Plus he can tackle.

Fucking A...took the words right out of my mouth.

They showed one scene where he was conferring with the backups and Gilbride...I guess that was after the gatorade boy spit in his juice. But Opie Cookie Puss needs a boot in his ass....and he needs to climb over the fuckups on his team. Enough of this half-stepping bullshit. Produce or sit your own ass down till you feel that you can. Stop acting like "The Chosen One" and be "The Man" more consistently. I am not off of the bandwagon yet...but I was never really on it. I think it was a gamble to trade all of those picks for this kid...but it was a gamble that I felt that the Giants had to take. In a high stakes game you have to go for broke sometimes and not sit there with a puckered up asshole.

Yeah I thought they would continue to tank, even after that Carolina win. Thought they caught lightning in a bottle on that one. But all is not lost. I am still not sold on the resurrection of the Cowboys just yet. Its still wait and see for me.

Well hopefully Oppie Cookie Puss has had few marshmellows thrown his way by the Brain Trust and he will only throw 2-3 feet over their heads; so they will only need a net and not a step ladder this Sunday.

Yeah man there have been a number of us saying the same thing. Put a boot in his ass; let him know right then and there you fucked up really bad, but you are still my quarterback kind of speech would really work some wonders in my opinion. Instead of the you are the franchise quarterback Opie Cookie Puss The Great, and no one can say diddly to you. Bullshit. The only player that I have seen play football that never needed this kind of redirection was LT. As soon as he got to training camp he was a crazed maniac about winning and motivating the here to fore loser Giants. Hell after they lost to Frisco during their second playoff game in 81', Taylor was observed to be so pissed off you could have baked a cake on his head. But the other Giants were just happy to have been in the playoffs after 18 years of nothing. But he did it without fingerpointing. He just said something to the effect of "I hate fucking losing; fuck this shit". That is also what is needed for all of the Giants.

At first I did not think he would be such a major loss, but I stand corrected because the other WR get absolutely no respect from either Opie Cookie Puss or opposing defenses other than Plaxico. The guy did indeed come up with some clutch passes.

Yes as evidenced by his better games; Opie Cookie Puss is a rhythm player, and the hurry up pace seems to fit in with his psyche quite well. The progression/read system that GilFuck, HuffHump and Coach Cheerleader use is obviously something that does not mesh well with him. So you shorten the time he has to overthink a situation, that way his natural talent (he does at least have that) can come to the fore and then he can actually make some plays. Look at him against Denver last year. Yeah he was backpedaling most of that last series (especially the TD) but he was in command, decisive and his throws are sharper. But you know that probably won't happen with the BrainTrust because you have to be secure with your masculinity to admit that you "possibly" could have been mistaken and take a different direction.

I want him back too.....but the current G-men fuckwit coaches have a history of bringing guys back too soon....next thing you know they are fucked up again, and we are once again worse off than before. I think they influenced Madison to come back before he was fully healed against the Chi-fags and the next thing you know his hamstring started pulling again. I had a real bad hamstring pull once and even when you think everything is fine you still have to be careful because you will hurt yourself again if you try to hit the ground running the way you were prior to getting hurt.

Hopefully if he comes back he does not try to make up for the other fuckwits who cannot make a play. Next thing you know he is injured again.

Opie Cookie Puss: "We all have to focus and just do our jobs". Yeah can we have a tight spiral every now and then Opie? Coach Cheerleader: "Obviously the game did not go as we planned". Why has this genius not been awarded the Nobel Prize for obviousness?

Yeah I remember that cock up. I thought at worst they give it to Jacobs up the gut; but no that HuffHole has to go for broke; and we broke.

I would rather watch and listen to two retards trying to complete a NY Times cross word puzzle than to waste my precious time on those two butt buddies.

Everybody gets a squirt of baby batter.

Stabler was the only one that came to mind.

Yet they get paid for this, this...whatever you want to call it. At least ESPN's resident CrackHead actually played the game.

Imagine Coach Cheerleader trying to get that withered nobbin up....on second thought lets not imagine it. And your're right they win despite those brain dead dry humps.

That fatfuck was sucking wind on every play, lol. You do not give up the run game in the first half. You keep at it, at least until the first series of the 3rd quarter and you still have to mix it up. PLAY ACTION for Christ's sake, it is not illegal.

Yeah, that week off gives them time to have a circle jerk or two....relaxes them enough so that they can come up with a coherent game plan.

Yeah Mike polishes Parcell's nobbin better than any hooker in Vegas. And the Maddog is brain dead. These two guys put together would have a hard time finding their collective asses with both hands and a hunting dog. They are both in my opinion totally without any shred of credibility. And the 'FAN is not a true fan based radio station. They screen their callers like you are trying to talk to the president. Just listening to their uneducated and uninformed pontificating makes me want to spew.