TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt

An ex-Giant. LT or Phil Simms. Two guys who still bleed blue. Other than that we are fucked. Everytime someone mouths off he is killed by our hate the Giants sportwriters. I got up and cheered in the middle of the street when first Tiki and then Shockey told the truth about the inept BrainTrust.

If I had a wife that spreads like your signature I would never get out of bed, except to eat and go to the bathroom.

I hear what you are saying...this kid's arm screams west coast offense as evidenced by his quacking ducks down the field. 15-20 yard outs/slants would work wonders for this kids confidence. And a couple of safe passes to the tightend and a screenplay or two.

Let me join ya. Maybe we can find a Halle and Salma lookalikes. Yeah and lets win the lotto too.

The only two recent G-men DB's who could catch a ball was Sehorn and Everson Walls. Pathetic. That first half should have been nothing more than Barber and Jacobs running. I don' t care if they had any three and outs, give Opie Cookie Puss a chance to get the jitters out. I mean they want this guy to be Phil Simms straight out of the box...even if he was that good (and he ain't) it is just too much pressure. Play action is not against the rules Huffnuts....This is like watching Reeves old fashioned broken down copy of Landry's offense. Too few runs and too many long balls down the field.

Sorry he took about 3 steps ...then his asshole puckered ...then he squeezed the ball too hard and by by ball. These guys need an ass whipping. Maybe this will wake them up.

You know what I hate to admit it, but the Homo is playing a lot better than Opie Cookie Puss. And even when he fucks up there is some evidence of fire in the belly.

Looking at the fans down there....looks like a lot of cousin marrying I am sad to say.

Hey I am back. It was a short session tonight, ha, ha. I am too tired to talk honey goodnight...yeah goodnight honey, lol. Listen I am willing to give up a game next week and just sit Opie Cookie Puss down. I was half looking at him on the screen on mute as I was talking to the wife and he appears totally clueless.

Opie Cookie Puss. I Like It! Well fuck 'em let me go in and repair the marriage. I will be back in about an hour guys to talk about the probable loss.

Yeah right...so instead of an hour, it will be two hours .

Too fucking right! Wish I had Halle or Salma right about now...would not be talking about the pathetic G-men or Issues...

Incredibly believable. This is pathetic. The wife just came home and she wants to discuss some issues....what a fucked up night. Horrible game and now another hour of lets get in touch with our feelings, lol.

God can we please have one of our regular D-Line guys back soon ....please.

I don't think so...he was at full extension as it was...and he could barely tip it back to himself. Remember this guy is 6'5". No other receiver touches it.

Yeah Plax can not hold onto the ball tonight....but can Opie hit someone in stride for once in his life?

Can this guy ever hit his receivers in stride...my God that is touchdown all over the place...SHIT.

Most of these dumb asshole kids are Cowgirl fans. A lot of Niner wannabes to. But I have nothing against Dallas fans who are from Dallas and/or Niner fans from Frisco. Its all of those homers from out of town.

Shades of Randall Cunningham! Just horrible.

Gorilla your signature could shoot a ball out of her ass better than Opie is playing tonight...or last week for that matter. A definite hands in the face...but we are sooooo lucky. Thankyou idiot Jaggie and Referee.

This kid Gerard is a new one to me. But does he have happy feet..no, does he over/underthrow his receivers ...uh no. Come on run the fucking ball. NO OFFENSIVE GAME PLAN AS USUAL. Way to go Jacobs show those ass holes how to run back a kick.

That is all that fuck is good for....almost getting to the quarterback and a guaranteed roughing the passer at least once a game for him. :brooding:

What did Fassell always say about him...."He managed the game well tonight"; translation: we did not let him lose it for us. LOL

What a game ...an asshole fumbles the ball on the ten....the asshole coach comes out throwing....the asshole quarterback chokes again...and the asshole receiver is running half assed again. Well we have proven one thing...everyone has a hole, I guess but most of them seem to belong to the g-men.