TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt

There were egually bad calls on both sides this game. They evened out and if the Giants presented any kind of offense the game was very winnable. That particular referee team is equally myopic. Now Hockulea's bastards from last week on the other hand....are part of the vast NFL inspired conspiracy against the Giants.

...and they followed from the four corners of Tri-State and they offered up burnt offerings to the new born messiah who would lead them up out of the darkness of failed prospects, Dave Brown the Cryer and Opie Cookie Puss the Clueless. As they walked up out of the darkness there were shouts of joy and hosannas from the people to their Messiah.

Fassel was the only recent G-men coach who knew how to use Shockey...even though I was not a member of his fan club. He did know how to get the most out of a quarterback and he knew what a successful offense should look like and do. Despite the recent fiasco with his butt-burglar twin over there in Baltimore...the "Home of the Unconvicted Accessories to Murder". Did you ever get the feeling that the Ravens coach used their so-called friendship against his old pal during the SuperBowl...naah. Anyway I digress, Huffhole could not run a decent high school offense.

Christ knows?

All I can say is that every time I see her HDTV commercial I want to pull her out of that screen, flip her over and bounce off of that backside. WOW. Halle, Salma, Jessica and me....the positions er possibilities are endless...yeah dream on. As for Paris a facial spew is too good for her.

Welcome to the board. There are about twenty different posts (at least) by various members (including myself) who have said the same thing. This tells us that there is definitely a lot of reasoning behind what we are saying. But this Huffspittal guy is totally clueless. Its almost like we are running that bogus run and gun offense with a down TE.

Last night it seemed the Jaguars DB's/LB's were looking to nail anybody near the ball; and the way Opie Cookie Puss stretches his guys out, I think you may be on the right track in terms of the possible resentment. Just about every throw he has made during the last six games (even when caught) have required some kind of adjustment to the ball by the receiver. No one ever seems to catch the ball in stride, giving the defenders time to adjust and nail our guys. The G-men receivers should be getting discounts on their flak jackets and their disability insurance.

Looked to me like he was at full extension and tipping the ball back to himslef was the only way to catch it.

And you know what was so funny about that play, was that he was trying to look off the DB's. But my and your idea of a lookoff (actually looking at decoy targets) and Opie Cookie Puss ( a millisecond glance away from Plax or Shock) are two different things.

That is fucking priceless.....a 9 year old see's more clearly than all of those overpaid motherhumpers! Give that smart kid a pat on the head.

Stronger than our Opie it seems.

Yeah Coach Cheer Leader is a lot like Pat "I Could not Win Shit Without Magic, Worthy and Kareem". The players start tuning them out with all of that rah rah shit. And no real plan.

Yeah I would take the "Human False Start" back in a minute.

Yeah its that totally clueless Mayberry look he gets on his face...sort of like Opie. Hell I would take a Barney Fife look ....at least Barney got uptight about something every now and then. Shit even Aunt Bea got pissed off every now and then.

We would all like to have a snapshot like that....sigh....now back to the curlers and the socks how sexy. LOL.

Yeah you noticed the quarantine zone around him whenever he was not huddling with the witless coaches on the sidelines. Shit the gatorade boy didn't even want to spit in his cup...much less give him a drink.

I am with you So Cal. All these fucking injuries to key players coupled with lousy coaching equals a mediocre season.

The Chosen One is now known as Opie Cookie Puss...All Hail the Annointed One ....LOL.

Remember Joe Piscopo: I'm from JOISEY are you from JOISEY ha, ha,ha,ha (stupid retard laugh). Theisman is that kind of Jersey guy. Don't feel ashamed, think of him as the shunned second cousin raised in the basement.

From your mouth to God's ears...or at least a Mara/Tisch.

You left out blind armless cripple in a wheelchair.

I had a couple of Bass Ales.

Well they do play in Frisco. Maybe that whole team heads to the Castro District for a little rest and relaxation post game day during their glory years.

Lets just call it a clusterfuck.

Much better than the lamesters over there.