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...the color of shit.

Yeah, but as Plax is scoring the TD... you're hearing the down and distance from the LAST play, unfortunately.

You'd think that with 30 mil+ in the bank... he could hire a nanny and chauffeur, too.

Can we trade him for a second and fifth round pick?

Nobody. There isn't anyone in the league I'd take over Eli right now. And coming from one of his biggest detractors on the board, that says a lot. Man, I love being wrong.

I was there too! Did you see me on TV? I had on a red Kenny Phillips jersey and was the one yelling, "Go Giants!"

Not just that... we should trade Jacobs and Ward while they have value and pick up some draft picks. David Carr looked pretty good too... think we could get two first rounders and a third and fifth for Eli?

Ahh man that sucks. Woulda been fun. Look for me on TV though!

Would you rather be in a psycho ward or a sick ward? I'd rather go for psycho. Probably get to talk to all kindsa crazies, and in a sick ward you might catch that flesh-eating bacteria.

1. Dallas Cowboys - they're basically all assholes in the entire organization, from top to bottom, and their fans are the definition of "frontrunner..." you won't see anyone wearing a Dallas hat or jacket the first season they're 2-14. 2. Philadelphia Eagles - the fans are so classless that karma just won't let that city win anything. Seriously... they're drunk by 9AM. Plus, although McNabb and Lurie seem like classy enough guys, I still can't forgive or forget the Buddy Ryan/Andre Waters era. I"ve never seen dirtier players on any team, ever. 3. L.A. Raiders - like the Cowboys except they suck every year, so it's hard to get as mad at them. Plus, every wanna-be gangsta thinks he has to root for the Raiders, and their home games look like a Downs Syndrome Halloween party. 4. Baltimore Ravens - hard to like an expansion team with Ray Lewis on it... also, his dance is stupid. That holding call against Keith Hamilton is the Super Bowl was total bullshit. Brian Billick is a blowhard and an asshole... oh wait, I meant to say "Offensive Genius." Baltimore is a shitty town, and crab cakes suck. 5. Seattle Seahawks - can't really put them in the "hate" category, but still... "Qwest Field is the most dangerous and loud stadium to play in!" Yeah... until the 'Hawks start 1-3 and two-thirds of the stadium is empty. The Seahawks have been the "why bother" and "who're they" team for almost three decades now, but the second they have a slightly above average record all of a sudden they're a powerhouse with "hardcore, dedicated fans." Bullshit. They wouldn't even have been in the Super Bowl a few years back if they had played in ANY division besides the NFC West... and still lost despite one of the worst QB performances from Roethlisberger in history. I hope we break Julius Jones' legs this weekend.

Normally I'd be a little panicked... but we have five starting calibur backs on our team (at least if Ware performs anywhere near his preseason).

Remember when "General Tom" was "Parcells without the personality" who "couldn't relate to the modern player and will have trouble drawing free agents to the Giants?" Without the Strahans, Shockeys and Barbers around to undercut him, and with guys like Tuck on board with the coach's philosophy... this can only mean good things for the Giants moving foward. I really, REALLY like this team, in every facet, from top to bottom.

Nice! Part II!

What the fuck? For the SECOND week in a row, it looks like I'll have an extra ticket for the game this weekend. Anyone interested in purchasing it for face value? If so PM me. Only one available this time, sorry.

The deal is we get a player who will actually BE a player because Jerry Reese will draft him. They get a whiny crybaby who comes up small in the big spot and is hurt for 1/3 of every season.

Man, a sad day. I always loved listenin to him with Bob Papa. On a side note... it's amazing to see how many R.I.P. **** Lynch threads are over at the GMB.

Haha thanks man.

Carny scares me. He's circus folk. A nomad, you know. Smells like cabbage... small hands.

We never should have gotten rid of Jason Sehorn, either. He was an all-pro Safety after he left here.

Yeah dude that was awesome. Too bad I left the camera at school this weekend. D'oh! Was a great time tho. Have to do it again some time.

Cool man, I sent ya back a PM. Call me and we'll hammer out the details.

My dad just called and now it's two tickets, face value. Lemme know if any of you are interested.

My gf and two of my pals bailed on the game tomorrow. I'm heading down with my mom and pop, but we have an extra ticket now and I figured I'd offer it up to you guys instead of trying to sell it at the game. Our seats are Section 127, row 17, seats 1-4 (aisle seats at about the opponent's goal line). We're just looking for face value for the ticket (I forget what face is this year tho). If anyone's interested, PM me. There's always a chance that a fourth friend of mine will get back to me this afternoon and decide to go (I left a message for him), but otherwise, whoever wants it can have it.

Hey, I'm in fucking Vermont, and I'm gonna end up with Miami and New England. And since there both AFC teams, that means the Fox affiliate will probably be carrying fucking figure skating.

Rosenhaus, eh? Can a Sinorice Moss holdout be far behind?