RaginCaucasian

Weak.... like your QB's game after his 4'th or 5'th start. So easy a caveman can do it!

So if I read this correctly we should take a chance on a guy who's knee is so bad that he is unlikely to play this season and might possibly be able to play next year..... why? What is so great about Culpepper? Last I checked he acomplished nothing after Moss started to quit on his QB and coaches in Minnesota, so why again would this be a great pickup? Oh, as "viable" Eli insurance? Get off of this guy, he's done. Not only that but how great did he look against the Giants when he had Cris Carter and Randy Moss? Last I checked he didn't even put a point on the board.

From CNNSI.

Shockey even bigger? From The Star Ledger.

Yep, Kerry Collins in the foreground.

Ike does not = bust. Probably not as productive as we would have hoped coming out of college but four things contributed to that: 1. Fassholes play calling. 2. Broken neck in game 2 of his career. 3. Playing in a pass-happy system in Florida made him look like the second coming of Jerry Rice. 4. Sub-par Qb's.

The voluntary practices are held at the practice field at Giants Stadium, it's a slatted chain link fence so unless you enjoy trying to watch the action through a 1/2 inch square hole I'd wait until training camp in Albany.

Usually it starts a week or two before the first pre-season game figure July 30 & ends the week before the final pre-season game.

To retort to your 6, 3 points (you can probably count to six but you'd need your wife/sisters help to do so): A. Don't cut to the chase, if you can't be bothered at looking to the details behind the picture then you really are a simpleton. Look at the facts moron, the Giants were tied for the toughest schedule in the league last year, the Cowgirls.... 18'th toughest..... if you can't see that helps translate into an easier opponent and therefore inflated QB rating (amongst other things) you either don't understand the sport (i.e. you are a simpleton, go get back on the short bus) or you are....... that's right, a HOMER! B. Speaking of the schedule I'll translate this simply so that a idiotic douchebag like yourself might understand it. Eli had the toughest schedule in the league to face last year, of his 8 losses 6 were against teams that made the playoffs including both Super Bowl teams. Homo's losses came against the Giants, Philly, New Orleans, Washington and Detroit..... 2 of these 5 teams were non-playoff teams, and of his 6 wins only 2 came against playoff-caliber teams. His statistics are overblown, throw passer rating aside as a measuring stick because it came against teams that were terrible.... not against a quality opponent. The Giants proved Homo is about as useless as a wet turd, just look at his efficiency against the Giants, he is a 57.4 % passer against the Giants with 2 TD's to 5 picks. C. Offensive line? C'mon don't even make this argument, it's called addition by subtraction. Pettigout (the human false start) gone, and even he is much better than that turnstile Flozell Adams. Last I checked Eli must have had plenty of time to throw against the Girls because he only threw for 4 TD's and 1 pick in the 2 games against them..... 450 + yards passing, look I can go on and on with the stats. The Giants O-line is not the same line that the Colts have but it is by far better than anything the Girls have to talk about. D. Speaking of Wade Phillips, I guess you as a Girls fan must be excited..... that's good Wade is all about excitement..... and losing in some of the most incredible ways possible. Music City Miracle anyone? Wasn't that Wade on the sidelines flapping his arms and screaming as Kevin Dyson ran into history? Pathetic, I wonder if Jerry Jones saw that on his resume..... or was he just looking for a native Texan to coach his team? Someone dumb enough to say, "Yes Boss, right away.... anything you say Boss!" What a tool. E. Finally I will say this, I admire your spirited defense of clearly the most overblown QB since Jake Plummer but how on God's green earth can you defend a guy who was supposed to do one thing this year..... hold the ball for a kick, he couldn't even do that right! So in conclusion I leave you with these: OMFG!!!! They covered the ball in my KY!!!! I was supposed to use that on TO!!! Laces out HOMO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fucked up thing about Xanadu is that it might be the only retail mall in Bergen County that will be open on Sundays, if it is everyone will be up in arms about it because of the Blue Laws that prohibit retail shops from opening. Not to mention that if that place opens Sundays there will be hell to pay with parking, the most logical thing to do is to keep everyone happy and close on Sunday but as we all know peoples judgement can certianly be clouded when there is a dollar to be made.

The fact that year after year we continue to hear how great the Cowgirls are gonna be and year after year we continue to see................. what? Either no postseason to speak of or...... no postseason wins in 10 years! Let's talk about things more recent though shal we? Mediocre QB? Let's see what happens after Homo plays a whole season....... god knows he may just be as awful as I think. Take a look at how he got exposed as a fraud toward the end of the season, I challenge anyone to show how a guy so wildly inconsistant could be as if not more overhyped than Homo. If you want to see what I mean by inconsistant just look at his stats: Opp Comp Att QB. RAT Analysis Carolina 24 36 86.6 Good game against a terrible opponent. Washington 24 36 109.0 2 TD's, no picks but a saftey (Jones) & 2 sacks. Arizona 20 29 126.8 2 TD's, no picks almost looks like a QB. Indy 19 23 89.5 No TD's, a pick and a lost fumble... not so hot. Tampa 22 29 148.9 Best game yet, 5 TD's & no picks. Giants 20 34 58.1 London Bridge is falling down!!! 0 TD & 2 INT N.O. 16 33 58.8 Disgusting, just disgusting. ATL 22 29 113.9 Better but even Eli picked apart Atlanta's D. Phi. 14 29 45.5 Could have had their 1'st division title in 8 yrs. Det. 23 32 111.6 This one cracks me up, a second chance at it and Homo gets sacked 4 times & fumbles 4 times. All you had to do was beat the 2'nd worst team in the NFL.... pathetic. Mediocre offensive line huh? Well Captian Observant, your membership card for the "Real Men of Genius" has been revoked! Last I checked the Cowgirls O-line was so awful it made a Hall of Fame QB (by statistics only.... he always was a choker when it came down to it) so gun-shy he retired and got his replacement sacked 23 times in 12 games and for comparison Eli was sacked 25 times but played in 5 more games. Also if I'm not mistaken while the subject of your "no holes to run through" comment is still up for discussion the Giants O-line opened enough holes for Brandon Jacobs to run for a 4.4 ypc average (never mind Tiki ran for 5.1 ypc, team ranking #8) while the Cowgirl panty-line could only help the team collectively get a 4.1 ypc average (ranked #13). Although Tiki was a large percent of the Giant offense last year in the two contests against the Cowgirl defense even with our "sieve-like" O-line that gave our running game "non-existant holes" Brandon Jacobs managed to rush for a 4.6 ypc average against the Girls. So do us all a favor Cowboysgirls fans, speak intelligently or don't speak at all (look up some facts before speaking)...... your ignorance is about as welcome and well recieved as a fart in church. You are nothing more than a passing cloud in our sunny sky.... begone with the breeze.... begone.

Then I'm lost as to whom he might have been referring to, any ideas?

Not 100% certian on this but with the rediculous "THING" known as Xanadu + the building of the new stadium on the current parking lot I can certianly see 5,000+ parking spaces being unavailable. My tickets made no mention of this so I will be making inquiries.

Could that have been Darren Sproles? He's one of their return guys and is a RB as well.

Good read Drama/Money...... whatever you call yourself now . I especially enjoyed your parody of Ernie Accorsi talking to Mike Fatcessa about Kevin Boss, "Unitas would have loved this kid." <=== Hilarious because I've heard him say it at least 6 or 7 times including a guy so awful (Derek Brown) he should have been dragged out of the stadium like some drunken Cowgirls fan.

What the hell did Melky do to incur your wrath Emperor? He's just a kid that plays part time, he played pretty damn well last season in a full time role after our entire outfield went on the fritz. Perhaps if they sat Damon until he was good and healthy Melky's bat would come around after some full time plate appearances? That and we know Melky can reach home plate from center field...... unlike Damon who has a clear cut case of the McNabb Worm-burner Syndrome.

Best player in the 1994 post-season..... he was unstopable. I remember being 15 watching him and saying, this is the guy that I want to play like...... no doubt in my mind. My heart was broken when he was traded but if we didn't clean house there wouldn't have been these last 2 years to enjoy. It doesn't matter what the amount for the tickets on Brian Leeth's jersey retirement night are...... I'll be there!

Hmmmm, lets see ....... AROD throws or doesn't throw an elbow trying to break up a double play into a scrub 2'nd baseman. Who fucking cares? Pedroia (sp?) should be more worried about trying to figure out a major league strike zone then a guy who caused some physical contact....... last I checked baseball wasn't tennis. Maybe things between the Sox and the Yankees have gotten too chummy (evidenced by the patting of Posada from Man-Ram).... perhaps AROD would rather have this be like the old rivalry that it is; nasty and full of hatred. Want to slide hard into home go ahead....... throw at our best guy and we'll throw at yours. Last I checked that was the way that the players kept things in line and didn't rely on the umps or their coaches to broker peace on the field. BTW for the sake of the argument Jeter has taken a beanball in 7 of the last 16 Yankees-Red Sox series. And quite frankly since he is the Yankees best player, if I were Joe Torre I would be perfectly fine with throwing at Ortiz.

Not to defend Plax here but I know this place, I can see how easily he could get blown off in there..... it's a fucking guido/juicehead bar. This is what their clientel consist of; underage girls dressed like tramps (OK, nothing wrong there ) and a bunch of juicehead (read as miracles of modern science), maniac, cokehead, guidos using all of their parents money. Here are pics of their clientel: Bliss clientel. Not Plax's type of crowd.

Going tonight, two tickets for loge seats on the left field side & passes to the pin stripe pub..... god I love my old beer distributors.

I thought that he was a FA before preseason but that was 3 years ago, I've forgotten alot since then..... :brooding:

Fortunatley as slow as that stuff works by week 4 we should feel nothing at all. When was the last time that we had a unheralded kicker in camp with no competition? Todd France? That was looking not so good and then we got Steve Christie. I'm no expert on kickers but I don't think that Huston will get to training camp without some non-rookie competition. Sure as hell I don't want the Giants with the #1 overall pick, first that means that not only will Coughlin be gone but likely we would select a QB..... think of it, even if this team were to get 5 wins there would probably be serious consideration for selecting a QB with a high pick. Just my opinion but if we have worse record than 9-7 Eli will face veteran competition next year and Coughlin will be gone if the Giants don't qualify for the playoffs.

What's to bash, everything the Yankees have done so far the Mets have had an answer for. :brooding:

The "rankings"..... read as crap to fill web pages. Eli gets ranked behind an utter disaster from last year (Roethlisberger 7'th) and a guy who probably won't start (Garcia 18'th) and a guy likely to be suspended after his arrest (Vick 10'th), never mind the unproven commodities ranked higher (Leinart 12'th and Cutler 13'th) prove this list is utter bullshit.

The trips that are put together by Big Blue Ripoff Travel are expensive as hell, when my buddies and I go to the away games we usually undercut their cost by several hundred dollars. Major difference is we don't typically stay in a downtown hotel and our tickets are almost always in the upper deck.