RaginCaucasian

Amazing, someone shoot Joe in the foot..... might be the only way you'll see the fucker move or have a facial expression that doesn't say, "I don't fucking care."

Yeah, I feel the same fuckin way. Screw them, they can't even get out of their own way anymore.

Someone call me a doctor....... Johnny Damon just tied the game.

In a report from ESPN, a sudden power failure at the NFL Network caused the re-airing of the Giants-49'ers 2002 Wild Card game to be cancelled. Sources report that the men found at the scene cutting through power lines were wearing Jeremy Shockey jerseys & were only able to be identified as members of the Fag 4. The only words that were obtained from the deranged quartet were "Lollipop".

Unless Steve Phillips is the GM of the Sox I can't see them making that trade, nobody is that much of a moron.....

I'd love to say that they aren't done yet but I'll go through the lineup and say who goes and who stays: C. Posada needs to be resigned as we have no viable replacement. 1B. Barring a miracle coming up from the minor leagues (someone with more in-depth knowledge of the farm system help me here) this is a trade deadline or FA problem. Giambi needs to be released. 2B. Cano stays, although maybe it's just me I think he might need someone to push him.... he needs more consistancy at the plate, we don't need the Soriano syndrome at the plate. SS. Jeter, of course stays but might want to consider trying to talk to him about switching with A-Rod.... his range is decreasing and it did help prolong Cal Ripkens career. 3B A-Rod even if he opts out should be resigned, nobody else is anywhere close in terms of production..... now if he could only stay on the back page of the papers instead of page 6. RF. Abreu is killing me, at the plate I like what he has been up to..... in the field I'm not sure if I have ever seen anyone so intimidated of the wall. CF. Melky is a good kid but I'm not certian that his bat will ever scare anyone, he has his moments at the plate where he looks comfortable and then the next at bat he looks like a little leaguer. His defense is better than anyone else we have in the outfield now, so I guess stays. CF II. Damon, I love the fact that we win when he is in the lineup I just can't understand why he cant stay healthy... stays for another year. LF. Matsui has to go, he's on the down side of his career and needs to be moved.... make a deal with someone for pitching help and unload him. Starting Pitching Pettite- If it weren't for the fact that Houston is scoring less than the Yankees I'm sure he'd be trying to rip up his contract right now, stays, I haven't seen him work this hard to accompish so little in years. Mussina- Gone, I'll buy his bus ticket for him. This guy is more mentally fragile than a victim of shell shock. Wang - Stays, gotta hope he can be the #1 for a few mor years. Clemens- Ehhhh, not sure.... can't trade him so I guess after this season is over we will again play the wait and see with Roger again. Clippard- I think he can be a MLB quality pitcher he just needs another year or two to get his game together, perhaps a trade package with him and someone else to bring in a 1'st baseman. Rasner, Karstens, Wright- Career minor leaguers, the only reason they played is because of injury. Hughes- Can't get healthy fast enough, needs to work with Clemens and get some experience.... future #1? Pavano- Is there a smiley for blowing your brains out? No? I guess this will suffice : Gone. Igawa- See Pavano Bullpen Mo- Stays, gotta resign him and get him in games where there are save opportunities otherwise he gets stale sitting in the pen. Farnsworth- Good to see some emotion out of him but I don't think that it will translate into him being any more effective- trade bait. Bruney- Needs more time & consistancy... totally not ready for the bigs yet. Proctor- Someone call this kid a lawyer, he needs to sue Joe Torre for abuse. Keeper, will thrive when not asked to carry the torch for 2+ innings. Villone- Torre favorite, only reason he is here. Released after the season. Vizciano- Stays, starting to get it together and is effective. Unfortunatley his age will only give him a few more years. Myers- Stays, still effective against lefties. Managers Cashman- Stays, not sure why but I just don't think that he got 3 rings for nothing. And I think that George is afraid to let him go as he doesn't know who to replace him with. Torre- Gone, retire and drink Bigelow Green Tea to your hearts content Joe. Donny Baseball- I love you Donnie but please don't get the coaching gig, you're too much like Joe & this team needs a change of pace. Guidry- Stays, unless anyone can get Mel to come back from retirement. Pena- Stays, good guy to have as a base coach.... doesn't get guys caught often. Bowa- If it weren't for the fact that Girardi is available I'd make Bowa the next coach, fiery and just what this team needs. Next manager: Joe Girardi, end of story this needs to happen.

He can easliy replace Theismann on ESPN broadcasts.... oooopppppsss too late. Now if someone can only hit those three McNabb-sausage-slurping tools (Hodge, Salisbury & Jaworski) with a bus ESPN would be in business. Back to the topic at hand, what the hell is this book gonna say? Coughlin is a douche? Strahan likes to cheat on his wife? Shockey gets more ass than a toilet seat? Tell us something we don't know & then you can color me impressed. Possible book titles: Point the cameras at me, I'm retiring! Why I Hate Mike (The philosophy differences between offense and defense). Why are we abandoning the running game?!?!!?!? (With a short foward by John Hufnagel) Things Ronde has done better than me!

From CNNSI.

Jennifer Garner > Billy Crystal

Double post, fucking Comcast.

Remainder of Rangers draft:

Don't get your hopes up, the Russian Ice Hockey Federation and the NHL have no standard agreement that a player under contract with a Russian team can just leave because he has been drafted overseas. Just look at why Malkin took an extra year to get to the states, all the red tape is incredible. I will give him this, he is extremely talented to reset records by the likes of Bure, Kovalchuk, Malkin & Ovechkin... I think he will need another season in Russia and then come to the states to play in Hartford...... unless he really is one of the greatest overlooked talents..... that would be a total draft blunder for all 16 teams that picked before the Rangers if this kid really is the #1 overall talent to come from this draft. We probably won't know for a year or two at least.

Yeah, although I guess the same could be said about finding Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner in the stands at Sox games.

Please God give Joe Girardi the job NEXT SEASON!!!!! I love Donnie Baseball but I've got a feeling that handing him the reigns would be akin to a Art Howe-ish mistake, he is too much like Torre for my taste.

That would be fun, about as much fun as going 10 years without a playoff win! LOL!

Actually the Pittsburgh Steelers & the San Fransico 49'ers both have 5 Super Bowl victories to their franchise..... nice to see you can't do simple math. Owned!

Fixed.

I'm not as concerned about Mariano as I know Mets fans are worried about Wagner. I know he isn't the Mariano of 1998 but to say that his career end is imminent is rediculous, with that being said I doubt that there is anyone on the team now or in the farm system that could step right in and be as effective. I'm not as well versed on the Yankees minor leaguers as some others are so I'll have to take their word for it.

The fact that you even responded to his post confirms the suspicion. Furthermore, I don't think too many fans out there would argue with a guy who throws 24 TD's per season, has made the playoffs each of the years that he has been named the starting QB for the entire season & has a division title to his name. BTW, anyone who responds to posts in the 3'rd person definatley has stability issues, or is too full of themself for words to describe.

IMO, the 2 most important things are for our defense to play lights out for a whole season meaning we have to get them on the same page as the DC not like last season where nobody gave a shit about what Lewis said. The second being the offensive coaches have to make a game plan that plays to Eli's strengths..... if he operates best out of a no huddle then let him.... don't try to force him to do things that are uncomfortable. And for christ sakes if Shockey has split the saftey throw him the ball..... it's a guaranteed 25 + yard completeion!!!

Strangely I've got a feeling that if this kid had half of his smarts he would be in position more often then Emmons..... anyone else notice how after he came here he couldn't cover a TE anymore? Further notice how nobody has bothered to sign him yet? Thanks but we've upgraded!!

The Cowgirls have 10 years without a playoff victory..... going on 11 right? That's what I thought. Owned.

Responses: 1. Go ahead and re-sign Homo.... his ass will be handling baggage at Dallas Ft.Worth International in two years.... he is definatley a one-hit wonder. 2. Ken Hamlin? I wouldn't re-sign anyone that is one hit (or one more bar brawl) from being brain dead. 3. Greg Ellis, hmmm good team player but I'm not sure his production warrants a new contract. 4. Who and who? Guys like that will definatley not replace the "production" (or lack thereof) of the two top recievers on the team. 5. That O-line? Please, the same line that made Drew Bledsoe run for his life and so gunshy that he retired is gonna get Homo sacked a whole lot more.... like the twice a game average they gave up last year. 6. Defense, Ken Hamlin again? Be more worried about the D-line lack of production and the fact that Roy Williams is too busy looking for YouTube clips of his days @ Oaklahoma to figure out who he is supposed to cover..... not to mention that Terrence Newman isn't Deion Sanders. 7. What exactly has Wade Phillips won as a coach? Oh yeah, nothing.... exactly what the Cowgirls will have in their hands at the end of this season...... unless you count utter frustration and a post-season of watching other teams (like the Giants) in the playoffs and waiting for what the Cowgirls are really the champions of.... the off season media hype.

Well, Drew did homer last night..... Schilling on the other hand...... .