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Brandon Jacobs had better not run like a girl. That's all I have to say about that.

Agreed! And Chase Blackburn is a better linebacker than Antonio Pierce, Michael "Skinny Mike" Strahan totally sucks, and Jesse Palmer is a WAY better Quarterback than Kerry Collins (just look at their careers)! The "Wildcat" will go the way of the "Run and Shoot." Give it three years.

Jacobs has been an AWESOME short-yardage guy until this year. He's also consistently "created yardage" when he runs over a back or LB, or drags them for five extra yards... umm... La Ron Landry? Brian Urlacher? It's only recently he's been running like a chump. Let's keep it real... though I agree he's injury prone.

It's frustrating for ME to watch a 270-lb halfback run like a twelve-year-old schoolgirl. WAY too tentative hitting the hole, and has failed to deliver the big hit this year. If you wanna talk the talk, Brandon, you had best walk the walk.

Fuck Jeremy Shockey. His act was tired from day one. Shit, he's such a douche that New Orleans almost cut him in the offseason because he was so universally hated in the locker room. I'll take our combined win percentage without him the past two years than the win percentage with him any day.

Breaking news: Theismann is still a homer douche.

Man, the fans were PISSED at that call. WTF? The rule THIS year is that if a fumble is blown dead, you can review it and get the ball at the spot of recovery. LAST year, if it was blown dead, it was dead. How can NFL REFEREES not know the fucking rule? It's pathetic.

Carr signed a four-year deal, with options to extend that to a six-year deal.

I'd rather have Tyree. And a dollar.

We should resign him. I'm thinking maybe a one year deal.

Listening to these assholes trip over each other to get to Favre's dick is truly disgusting. Favre threw an eight-yard pattern that fell incomplete, and I shit you not... these were the first words outta Gruden's mouth. "That's what Brett Favre brings to the table!" Because, you know... if every team could throw an eight yard incompletion, they'd all be in the Super Bowl.

...remember when we thought we absolutely NEEDED that clown?

Until November and December come... and Brett Favre starts to play like... well... Brett Favre.

Do these fucking assholes not remember that all of thier Favre cock-sucking in the beginning of last year ended in the Jets missing the playoffs?

The BENGALS are a football team from Cincinatti. The BANGLES are an all-girl rock group from the eighties. The JAGUARS are a football team from Jacksonville. I'm still not quite sure what a "JAG-WIRE" is. LEINERT is a backup quarterback that plays for the Arizona Cardinals. LIONHEART is a movie with Jean-Claude Van Dam. and finally... VANILLA ICE CREAM is made using heavy whipping cream, sugar, and cold temperatures. It does not come from Brett Favre's ass.

What do you expect from a homer like Theismann. I'm surprised he didn't put the Redskins at #1... he picks 'em to win every other game.

Actually, it makes a great drinking game. Take a shot each time Plaxico (and his whopping ZERO Pro Bowl appearances) is brought up.

Quick question: how many extra points has Matt Bryant missed in the two years we've had Tynes as our full time kicker? My guess is Bryant has ZERO to Tynes' THREE. I can make extra fucking points.

I'll take Bryant over Tynes in a fucking heartbeat.

True. But what does it say about this team that we can have half our starting secondary, several D-line members, our starting weakside 'backer, a starting flanker and two backs miss significant time with injuries, yet we're still 4-0. This team reminds me a LOT of the Pats from four or five years ago.

UFO Welcoming Comittee? Man, it's bad when even I'M off the bandwagon. *sigh. What I wouldn't give to afford a Whopper Junior right now...

I was too... until I remembered that to celebrate his first career TD, 660 WFAN would no doubt give him... Snausages.

Well I sure hope so. I have B-Jac on my fantasy team.

Agreed. I think with no Plax, no Droppy, no Tiki and no Strahan, you're going to see Eli have an MVP-type season (though Brees will almost certainly be the league MVP).