RandolphScott Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Mother fucker is redder than Josef Stalin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Eli listens to Kenny G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Eli gets his hair cut by him Mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 His favorite color is beige. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Wagon Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 He likes long walks on the beach at sunset. C. Wagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandolphScott Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 He likes long walks on the beach at sunset. C. Wagon He likes to cuddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herc Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 hate this guy why can't we just have the best qb in football instead of a top 10 qb? fuck him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandolphScott Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 hate this guy why can't we just have the best qb in football instead of a top 10 qb? fuck him Wouldn't you rather have Carson Palmer instead? HE'S A WINNER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigblue25 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Eli Manning's from Detroit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 He strangles bunnies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 He sends Cell Phone pix of his pecker to Brett Favre??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Eli likes strawberry ice cream. STRAWBERRY!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Eli orders a salad at Wendy's instead of a Baconator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Eli Manning's from Detroit Isnt Jerome Bettis from Detroit as well? And didn't they play a Superbowl there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigblue25 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Isnt Jerome Bettis from Detroit as well? And didn't they play a Superbowl there? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVDDYQlmq0w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Eli broke the dam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Eli got wasted on Shirley Temples at his bachelor party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StrahansGap Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 I think Kevin Gilbride himself would have threw less interceptions this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StrahansGap Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 But what you don't know about Eli is that he was actually born with a vagina. Yep....vulva lips and all. His dad was so upset that she couldn't be a quarterback that they performed a sex change operation at age 5. The rest is history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Eli really wasnt the QB in the super bowl run, it was really Hefty Lefty after lap band surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Abby doesn't let Eli go to buy groceries...he ends up tripping, falling, and breaking all the eggs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StrahansGap Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Eli really wasnt the QB in the super bowl run, it was really Hefty Lefty after lap band surgery. No, that wasn't Hefty Lefty. That was Trent Dilfer. Don't you remember they signed him off waivers after the Green Bay game??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigblue25 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 He has another brother named Ezra, who wanted to be a architect. The rest of the family never mentions his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandolphScott Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 He has another brother named Ezra, who wanted to be a architect. The rest of the family never mentions his name. I LOL'ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence the Blue Puppet Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 He has another brother named Ezra, who wanted to be a architect. The rest of the family never mentions his name. Atleast Eli's better than Ezra. Yeah I went there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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