Chuck Wagon

The Giants appeared to have signed a bunch of solid..."Do your Job" sort of guys. They aren't injury prone..they show up every game....they don't wow you...they just grind and don't make a lot of mistakes. ...now where has that worked in the past...hmmmm? C. Wagon

Barkley is a football player...not a running back. I cant think of a skill position you could not plug him into where he would not grade out as a solid B to A other then maybe blocking TE. He is so much more versatile then the very good running backs that were named. ..he is also very smart ..and a leader. This guy is special....and the Gman will will alot more games with him...then without him. C. Wagon

This is why a slow clap emoji needs to be invented... Bravo C. Wagon

....James....you okay pal? Bit of a jump from Cat 1 calf strain to......the Big Casino...dont you think? Your sister is going to be fine....bank on it. C. Wagon

I think with a guy like Stanton...who is a specimen...they get so fine tuned...so ripped...that they got more shit to tweet...tear...strain...etc. Every once and a while when he wants to go for a 10 mile run with a weighted vest on...he should grab a beer and a Marboro. C. Wagon

So...Stanton, Sevino, Paxon and Judge (Shoulder) You know...there is such a thing as being ...too fit. Between 1919 and 1934...Had only one season where he didnt get in 100 games (98) and averaged 145 a year. The man played 100% day games on shit fields in wool uniforms...with a hangover and virtually every STI there is have the Beast. He never strained a calf muscle ... Because he didnt fucking have a calf muscle. C, Wagon

Thanks James. It is a whole different vibe. A good one to be sure. C. Wagon

If I could get one day of my youth back...say 18...it would be to play baseball again....how fucked up is that? Everyone could still hit and throw pretty good ...but running....not so much.... I played into my 40s in a senior league but after I I throw a guy out from center ...at first base after he trying to leg out a two hop single to me...and I got balled out by my coach "We dont throw people out at first from the outfield in this league...it is considered bad form"....I had to quit. It just wasnt baseball. ...and it really sucked when I knew it was gone. Now my son is too old to play ball with....but I am a grandpa now....(did I tell you that...its a kick in the ass)....her name is Francis...we call her Franc...and while she is only 6 months old and doesn't know it yet...but she is going to be a great fast pitch softball player as soon as I figure out to teach someone to hit an underhand rising fastball C. Wagon

80s is quite respectable. I used to catch a guy that could get it in the upper 80s consistently and occasionally in the 90s if he was pissed off about something...he was wild as fuck. But that was back in the 80s nobody in rec ball had a speed gun....had to use a stop watch...so my guess is they guy was faster then we could track. One game I had been promised outfield time so I got really high at work with "the Negroes" (that is how the brothers on my construction crew referred to themselves..even though two of them were whiter than me)......I was relieved because this guy was pitching and he was as I noted..wild as fuck so it made for a lot of work. Sure enough....show up for a 5 p.m. game and the back up (fucking pussy) had a "sore knee"...aka...he didnt want to catch the guy.. Not alot of fun the first couple of innings. I only called one curve ball and I think when I did I might have actually verbalized it was coming ....cause the batter T'd the fuck off on it. That part I dont remember all that well..but we did win and I didnt get killed. C. Wagon

Maybe we hit Golfie up for a Yanks vs. Met hook up. Hey...Aleve says he didn't want his jersey ripped off because it upsets his wife...it had nothing to do with the buzzer on his nipple telling him he was getting a slider. So I guess we are good. Baker has asked the league for protection for his batters so now anyone that drills them gets a shit ton of games ....hopefully Angels bring up some 32 year old ham and egger still playing A ball to come up on a 10 day contract in March to detach #2 left retina on first pitch of opening day in that amusement park of a stadium they steal games in. C. Wagon

Good...sorry I had to show that ugly side of me James...but we're talking about the Yanks. :) C. Wagon

I will be there...and you better be there too. I am a pretty nice guy most of the time James.......but not the type you want to piss off. I will...and have....desecrated a grave or two in my time. C. Wagon

.....the Astro guys are going to need fucking Kavlar when they come to the stadium. If this is 1960...first guy...first pitch...in the earhole. C. Wagon

nah....they should stick around...what could go wrong? C. Wagon

Jesus Christ Hugh..you watching Korean Snuff Films now. C. Wagon