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We don't listen to the radio much -- we're too busy with Meat Loaf and REO Speedwagon on an endless iPod loop -- so we missed this little tidbit from the Opie and Anthony "show." Some guy named Jason Itzler, who used to run the NY Confidential "escort" service, was a guest on the show, and the hosts asked him to out a celebrity client. He came up with a most peculiar name.

 

Jason left us with these helpful hints: one of his former clients is a famous New York area quarterback with a brother who may have been in the Superbowl recently.

 

We wish we could be surprised by this, but if little Eli isn't paying for sex, ain't nobody paying for sex. Sadly, we doubt there was actual sex; we just imagine young Eli being cradled as he wept, softly, about all the mean men who keep making him play football when he obviously would rather be doing arts and crafts, or something.

 

Eli Manning Pays For Sex

 

 

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This is kind of reassuring actually. Now I can imagine Eli having a penis. I can see him being a leader by sticking it in her ass and tell her to 'shut the fuck up' when she screams 'it hurts.'

 

Make those whores pay Eli. git u some boy!

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This is kind of reassuring actually. Now I can imagine Eli having a penis. I can see him being a leader by sticking it in her ass and tell her to 'shut the fuck up' when she screams 'it hurts.'

More like her saying "Wrong hole, retard!" and him crying in the corner.

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This is kind of reassuring actually. Now I can imagine Eli having a penis. I can see him being a leader by sticking it in her ass and tell her to 'shut the fuck up' when she screams 'it hurts.'

 

Make those whores pay Eli. git u some boy!

 

I wonder if, when she says, "Come in my face!", and Eli shoots it off the ceiling fan, if the girl pouts and sits in the chair wearing a sideways NY Giants visor...

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Jason left us with these helpful hints: one of his former clients is a famous New York area quarterback with a brother who may have been in the Superbowl recently.

 

 

Is Tim Hasselbeck considered a famous NY city area Qb? cause Matt Hasselbeck was in a Superbowl not so long ago

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I wonder if, when she says, "Come in my face!", and Eli shoots it off the ceiling fan, if the girl pouts and sits in the chair wearing a sideways NY Giants visor...

 

 

I just hope when she is laying there wide open he just looks her off then dumps it off to rosie........... :LMAO:

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This is kind of reassuring actually. Now I can imagine Eli having a penis. I can see him being a leader by sticking it in her ass and tell her to 'shut the fuck up' when she screams 'it hurts.'

 

Make those whores pay Eli. git u some boy!

TELL ME YOU LIKE IT BITCH! :LMAO:

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