Lughead Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 We don't listen to the radio much -- we're too busy with Meat Loaf and REO Speedwagon on an endless iPod loop -- so we missed this little tidbit from the Opie and Anthony "show." Some guy named Jason Itzler, who used to run the NY Confidential "escort" service, was a guest on the show, and the hosts asked him to out a celebrity client. He came up with a most peculiar name. Jason left us with these helpful hints: one of his former clients is a famous New York area quarterback with a brother who may have been in the Superbowl recently. We wish we could be surprised by this, but if little Eli isn't paying for sex, ain't nobody paying for sex. Sadly, we doubt there was actual sex; we just imagine young Eli being cradled as he wept, softly, about all the mean men who keep making him play football when he obviously would rather be doing arts and crafts, or something. Eli Manning Pays For Sex DEADSPIN LINK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE01 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 OOOOohhh, someone paying for sex, Ive never heard that B4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rphguy Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 at least he PAYS. Some jerks try to sneak out without paying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feefifoefum Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 at least he PAYS. Some jerks try to sneak out without paying. OK ya got me... DAMN IT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njsmalls Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Doesn't suprise me, he doesn't look like a guy with much game...no matter how many millions he makes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nesta Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 This is kind of reassuring actually. Now I can imagine Eli having a penis. I can see him being a leader by sticking it in her ass and tell her to 'shut the fuck up' when she screams 'it hurts.' Make those whores pay Eli. git u some boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njsmalls Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 This is kind of reassuring actually. Now I can imagine Eli having a penis. I can see him being a leader by sticking it in her ass and tell her to 'shut the fuck up' when she screams 'it hurts.' More like her saying "Wrong hole, retard!" and him crying in the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feefifoefum Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 This is kind of reassuring actually. Now I can imagine Eli having a penis. I can see him being a leader by sticking it in her ass and tell her to 'shut the fuck up' when she screams 'it hurts.' Make those whores pay Eli. git u some boy! I wonder if, when she says, "Come in my face!", and Eli shoots it off the ceiling fan, if the girl pouts and sits in the chair wearing a sideways NY Giants visor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeMesiS Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 He can't even get this right. You don't pay to fuck a biatch...You pay the biatch to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lughead Posted February 14, 2007 Author Share Posted February 14, 2007 Jason left us with these helpful hints: one of his former clients is a famous New York area quarterback with a brother who may have been in the Superbowl recently. Is Tim Hasselbeck considered a famous NY city area Qb? cause Matt Hasselbeck was in a Superbowl not so long ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lughead Posted February 14, 2007 Author Share Posted February 14, 2007 I wonder if, when she says, "Come in my face!", and Eli shoots it off the ceiling fan, if the girl pouts and sits in the chair wearing a sideways NY Giants visor... I just hope when she is laying there wide open he just looks her off then dumps it off to rosie........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 This is kind of reassuring actually. Now I can imagine Eli having a penis. I can see him being a leader by sticking it in her ass and tell her to 'shut the fuck up' when she screams 'it hurts.' Make those whores pay Eli. git u some boy! TELL ME YOU LIKE IT BITCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njsmalls Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 He shoots his load ten yards over her head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Im not quite sure i know anyone who hasnt payed for sex in one way or another.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 He shoots his load ten yards over her head. ....and five yards behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Meh. What else are you gonna spend all that money on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*SDMF* Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Obviously this is the first reported case of an NFL player seen/caught/thrown under the bus with an "escort." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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