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...said the guy with the Kevin Boss avatar.

It was a third or fourth-and-one... Shock missed his block for starters, then had the pass bounce off his hands, for what would have certainly been a first down. Clutch performance by the Shockster that we've all seen before. You can clearly see Brees mouth the words "Fuck you" to Shock on the sideline. Hilarious. Remember a few months back when Shock was ridiculing Eli for being too low-key and loved the "fire" Brees had? Fire burns sometimes, don't it? Dude, I hung out with Shockey last winter and they said the same thing to me! WTF, right?

That was ONE kickass article.

I won't be happy until there's a complete implosion on the Cowboys' sideline. I want T.O. crying a'la Michael Irvin. Or come to think of it... like T.O.

1. Neutralize Eagles pass rush... every QB makes bad decisions when he only has 1.5 seconds to throw. Screens and play action need to keep the Eagles pass rush in check, as well as misdirection runs. 2. Plax, plax, plax. He always has huge games against the Eagles. Use him, but don't force the ball to him. 3. Break their will with Brandon Jacobs. He can just kill a smallish defense. 4. Hassle McNabb. We do those four things, we'll win.

If he cuts the shit out now, he stays. Any more shit, and this likely becomes a real discussion in the organization. I love Plax and will always love him for his toughness last year, for catching the game-winning TD vs. Philly in overtime, and especially for the Championship game and Super Bowl TD. Shock NEVER delivered the way Plax has for us, and IMHO was WAY more of a distraction with his stupid locker room comments (out-coached, Parcells is a 'homo,' I'm a titty man; I love titties) and his on-field bullshit. But Plax has to cut out the third-grade me first shit and get with the program or he likely WILL be gone... honestly, we're so deep that we don't really need him. Plus, Eli makes everyone around him better. The Ol Miss magic looks to be back.

Coughlin's comments (from Giants.com) Glad he brought up the Rogers thing. Total bullshit call, even worse fine.

Jesus I know, right? Pretty soon it'll be two hand touch for QBs.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THE BALL WAS STILL IN HIS HAND WHEN TUCK HIT HIM!?!?!?!

Bleh. All this means is more Giants D destroying the Cowboys.

Tollefson is GOOD. I can't believe this guy was cut by two other teams.

C'mon Hixon!

I hope Johnson throws a TD. ...to Webster. ;P

lol. Gotta love the Onion.

We're doing good now that the server is crashing! Quick, crash the server!

We need to calm down. There's still a lot of game left to play, and we're up by 7.

I got four jersies from Fantastic Goods as well and they're great. Four jersies for I think something like 120 bucks, including shipping. They came seperately... I got two, then one, then another one, but they're all really nice.

Love it! But how about our boy Eli? He's been more clutch this year than anyone else in the league.

Due to the injuries from last year and the incredible depth on this team... there are dozens upon dozens of different jersies on display at the stadium every Sunday. Of course you have your Strahans and Mannings. You have your Umenyioras and Burresses. But you'll also see a smattering of Kevin Boss jersies. Hey, there's an Ahmad Bradshaw one. Wow, Steve Smith HAS a jersey for sale? Nice Kiwanuka jersey! Shit, I saw a Madison Hedgecock one last time I was there... and I was gonna get one custom made for me this Christmas. The coolest one there tho? #42... "Champions" jersey. Of course, in the ENTIRE stadium... there was only one RED Kenny Phillips jersey... and I had it. It had to be the only one there... unless someone ELSE took an old Barber jerz and sewed Phillips' name overtop of it.

Bradshaw is smaller on... but he's deceptively strong and has great balance. He reminds me a LOT of Dave Meggett. Look no further than the Super Bowl when he dragged Ty Warren eight yards to see how strong the little guy is.

Sorta scary to think that it's possible we might lose both Jacobs and Ward this offseason. We can certainly assume one of the two won't be here. Honestly, I don't know who I'd keep. Like nes said, Jacobs is the battering ram that really wears a defense out and breaks their spirit, but Ward is probably a better reciever, has a great skill set and can get it done in short yardage too. I just hope we don't lose 'em both.

He's taken a page from Tiki Barber and is already preparing for his post-football life... he's more concerned with opening "Madison Hedgecock Brokerage Firm" on Wall St. than with catching the football.

Actually, he reminds me a lot more of Chad Bratzke... another guy who was a longshot to make the team, spent the first year on the practice squad but was all heart. Cedric Jones couldn't hold that guy's jock strap.

No, I'm not concerned. We're a top-5 offense. I don't care if it's coming in the red zone or not, quite honestly. We're doing great in the most important stat; 6-1.

I saw some of the press conference, but I didn't see what Vernon Davis did. What did he do?