BlueInCanada Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000813007/article/eli-apple-mother-annie-battle-over-dietary-direction Eli Apple, mother Annie battle over dietary direction Print 0 By Nick Shook NFL.com Published: June 3, 2017 at 12:32 p.m. Updated: June 3, 2017 at 06:30 p.m. Their last name might be Apple, but don't get it twisted -- Friday's controversy was all about fried foods. Second-year corner Eli Apple of the New York Giants told NFL Network's Kimberly Jones that the key to his 10-pound healthy bulk was cutting down on the artery-clogging-yet-delicious culinary options served up by none other than his mother. Typically, we could accept this at face value. Mom cleans up cooking, son sees benefits, which translate to the field and inspire a lighthearted story behind the success. Move along. But this isn't just any NFL mother we're talking about. This is Annie Apple, Twitter's favorite football matriarch, and she's not here for her son's embellishment. Follow Annie Apple ✔@SurvivinAmerica I. Don't. Make. Fried foods. I sautéed fish, shrimps, scallops with olive oil. Last time I made fried chicken was FebDon't believe him. https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/870799803319562241 … 9:13 PM - 2 Jun 2017 1616 Retweets 109109 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy So who, in this game of mom says, son says, do we believe? Eli, who put the fried-food claim at "100 percent true," said he gained the pounds to avoid getting pushed around in physical meetings with opposing wideouts. Annie elaborated in her Twitter defense that rice is a staple of her cooking. Anyone who's attempted a healthy bulk has turned to the complex carb at one point or another. But was it steamed or fried? Annie reiterated her innocence as the family chef, but we might need a sit-down with the two Apples to settle this once and for all. We can wait and wonder. It's cutting season, anyway. Not a team player obviously, first Backham, now Apple is fighting his own mother? This team is a wreck made up of non team players who shouldnt be on the Gints. Guess it's been a long offseason for the media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 I guess the next question to ask is how much oil does she sauté with. A measuring spoon or a cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmenroc Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Holy Christ...this got published somewhere? Does anyone really give a fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted June 5, 2017 Author Share Posted June 5, 2017 Holy Christ...this got published somewhere? Does anyone really give a fuck? The same people who care that OBJ missed voluntary OTAs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Wagon Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Holy Christ...this got published somewhere? Does anyone really give a fuck? Unfortunately yes.....its called cross marketing....its why 5 of the last 6 Super Bowl half time acts have been all about drawing vags to the game: Lady Gaga Coldplay Katy Perry Bruno Mars (who is cool) Beynounce Madonna C. Wagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 She just eyeballs it ala Rachael Ray. I guess the next question to ask is how much oil does she sauté with. A measuring spoon or a cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastershake Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 I wouldn't worry...the latest reports out indicate he's making great strides this offseason. http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2017/06/giants_cb_eli_apple_proves_scouts_wrong_can_now_ma.html#incart_river_mobileshort_index Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Unfortunately yes.....its called cross marketing....its why 5 of the last 6 Super Bowl half time acts have been all about drawing vags to the game: Lady Gaga Coldplay Katy Perry Bruno Mars (who is cool) Beynounce Madonna C. Wagon If you where to choose a food that most closely tastes like vagina what would that food be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Wagon Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 If you where to choose a food that most closely tastes like vagina what would that food be? It is a fairly unique flavor First. I am not sure there is a close similar taste....unless you are really, really drunk and its a Carny chick...in which case it is definitely funnel cake.....as near as I can remember. C. Wagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 It is a fairly unique flavor First. I am not sure there is a close similar taste....unless you are really, really drunk and its a Carny chick...in which case it is definitely funnel cake.....as near as I can remember. C. Wagon Funnel cake with or without powdered sugar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastershake Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Disregard the argument over fried chicken. As I posted, the kid can make grilled cheese now, he's good. I assume he can bake some fries in the oven or toaster oven, thus his diet will be fine. Once in awhile, he can sub-in some chicken tenders instead of grilled cheese, or perhaps some mac & cheese. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rphguy Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 maybe McNabb's mom can bring him some Campbell's soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastershake Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 maybe McNabb's mom can bring him some Campbell's soup. At this point, given the progress on grilled cheese, one would expect he's not to far off from making Quesadilla's at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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