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Is this the same D4P from the other MB? These postings are a sorry attempt to instigate from a guy who's team is from a city committed to losing.

 

If it is the same person, then you must have gotten soft, your former incarnation was much more clever. If not, then you are a sorry attempt at the person I enjoyed as D4P.

 

This thread is dopey but then again this MB seems to be a haven for this type of brain fart.

 

Am I missing anything?

 

 

YEs ! your missing Jakstroud ! :)

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Guest Carbo
To hate someone is to admit that they mean something to you.

 

That being said...

I feel nothing but indifference toward you.

Yet you still stalk my every post on this message board, report my every move to the Mods, and feel the need to make one of your cute comments each and every time you read one of my posts. :confused:
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Yet you still stalk my every post on this message board, report my every move to the Mods, and feel the need to make one of your cute comments each and every time you read one of my posts. :confused:

 

and all this time i thought he only did that to me.....now i'm jealous :furious:

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had his daddy facilitate a trade, refused to suit up for the Chargers and demanded a trade

 

commanded the largest rookie contract ever, said he would hold out, signed after weeks of grumbling

 

got booed in New York, wouldn’t wear the Chargers hat, and looked like a 5 year old who had just pissed himself in the Peter Pan play.

 

fought with Warner, refused to take Kurt's advice, wanted on the field right away, had his teammates question his play

 

(Upon playing) went winless, had a passer rating of 0.0., got yanked from games, threw 3x as many picks, and had veterans question him for ruining their season

 

(in college) Chose Daddy’s alma mater, underachieved, never won a BCS bowl, rode Brothers coattails and used his name and genes to become #1 pick. (People forgot to notice that when he speaks he sounds half inbred, & retarded)

 

wanted the NY market for endorsements, most likely got a STD from singer Lindsay Lohan (who dumped him), rented a penthouse, gets drilled by NY media daily for being a bust.

 

teammates rallied around each other to win division and despite Eli's erratic play down the stretch managed to get a playoff home game in the 1st round and still went scoreless to the Carolina Panthers

 

am i missing anything?

Yes, this:

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And this; (summarized from The Sporting News Draft Guide)

For a team only one year removed from the Super Bowl the Eagles sure have alot of needs: (DE, OLB, DT, OT, WR, TE & RB).

Wide Reciever being perhaps their biggest need with the departure of the disgruntled Owens, the Eagles have picked WR's 7 times under Reid's tenure but with only 2 hits (Pinkston & Brown).
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Yet you still stalk my every post on this message board, report my every move to the Mods, and feel the need to make one of your cute comments each and every time you read one of my posts. :confused:

 

Are you saying you don't deserve a verbal beat down for each and every post you make? Replying to or commenting on one of your posts has nothing to do with how inconsequential I think you are. It's just something to do.

 

I report nothing to the Mods. They can plainly see what you do without my help.

 

 

and all this time i thought he only did that to me.....now i'm jealous :furious:

 

 

I think you're both ass holes. What can I say?

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Are you saying you don't deserve a verbal beat down for each and every post you make? Replying to or commenting on one of your posts has nothing to do with how inconsequential I think you are. It's just something to do.

 

I report nothing to the Mods. They can plainly see what you do without my help.

I think you're both ass holes. What can I say?

everyone loves a car wreck

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had his daddy facilitate a trade, refused to suit up for the Chargers and demanded a trade

 

commanded the largest rookie contract ever, said he would hold out, signed after weeks of grumbling

 

got booed in New York, wouldn’t wear the Chargers hat, and looked like a 5 year old who had just pissed himself in the Peter Pan play.

 

fought with Warner, refused to take Kurt's advice, wanted on the field right away, had his teammates question his play

 

(Upon playing) went winless, had a passer rating of 0.0., got yanked from games, threw 3x as many picks, and had veterans question him for ruining their season

 

(in college) Chose Daddy’s alma mater, underachieved, never won a BCS bowl, rode Brothers coattails and used his name and genes to become #1 pick. (People forgot to notice that when he speaks he sounds half inbred, & retarded)

 

wanted the NY market for endorsements, most likely got a STD from singer Lindsay Lohan (who dumped him), rented a penthouse, gets drilled by NY media daily for being a bust.

 

teammates rallied around each other to win division and despite Eli's erratic play down the stretch managed to get a playoff home game in the 1st round and still went scoreless to the Carolina Panthers

 

am i missing anything?

 

:LMAO:

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Imagine you had the chance to drive your team down the field and win the superbowl, and you puked instead?

Imagin you woke up next to a donkey, a male midget, two fat middle aged balding men, with a 12 inch black dildo cover in vaseline shoved in your ass?

 

 

 

No???

 

It's reffered to a rise and shine with Carbo the Salior...

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Imagin you woke up next to a donkey, a male midget, two fat middle aged balding men, with a 12 inch black dildo cover in vaseline shoved in your ass?

No???

 

It's reffered to a rise and shine with Carbo the Salior...

Hello, Shudder. Your spelling and grammar are horrendous, by the way. Did you make it our of junior high school? GED??
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Hello, Shudder. Your spelling and grammar are horrendous, by the way. Did you make it our of junior high school? GED??

Thanks!!!!

 

Your perception of reality and assessments of football in any capacity are horrendous.

 

I would also suspect that your physical appearance and hygiene are the same.

 

So sailor, how many hours of assplay are you looking forward to this weekend?

 

 

Or should I ask your father this question?

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I see you've been humiliated enough to start using a spell checker. Good for you, Shudder. That's a start.

Humiliated!? LMAO!!

 

You telling me that my grammer is bad and spelling!?!?! :cwy: Hell I admit that they are terrible.

 

 

Yeah i will start using the spell checker for my posts here.......

 

as soon as your tounge leaves floyds taint...

 

what a dipshit, you may want to start evaluating your own posts for spelling and grammer errors also "sailor"...

 

 

:lol:

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had his daddy facilitate a trade, refused to suit up for the Chargers and demanded a trade

 

commanded the largest rookie contract ever, said he would hold out, signed after weeks of grumbling

 

got booed in New York, wouldn’t wear the Chargers hat, and looked like a 5 year old who had just pissed himself in the Peter Pan play.

 

fought with Warner, refused to take Kurt's advice, wanted on the field right away, had his teammates question his play

 

(Upon playing) went winless, had a passer rating of 0.0., got yanked from games, threw 3x as many picks, and had veterans question him for ruining their season

 

(in college) Chose Daddy’s alma mater, underachieved, never won a BCS bowl, rode Brothers coattails and used his name and genes to become #1 pick. (People forgot to notice that when he speaks he sounds half inbred, & retarded)

 

wanted the NY market for endorsements, most likely got a STD from singer Lindsay Lohan (who dumped him), rented a penthouse, gets drilled by NY media daily for being a bust.

 

teammates rallied around each other to win division and despite Eli's erratic play down the stretch managed to get a playoff home game in the 1st round and still went scoreless to the Carolina Panthers

 

am i missing anything?

 

 

I don't get in to bashing players because eventually, if they're worth their salt, they'll contact me for representation.

 

However, let me add this, had Eli been my client, and all the above happended during my watch, you'd better believe that the media would have labeled him the anti-Christ---much like they did with Terrell

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Where, oh where, have all the good posters gone?

 

This thread is subpar even with the amusing pic.

 

 

I just can't give a shit about who is rumored for this and what this talking head said about that. Even come draft day...I just don't give a crap. The Giants can draft or sign whomever they want and see fit. They have people whom they pay to make those decisions. I highly doubt they aren't going about things in a way other than putting the best team on the field. Come FB season I will root for the Giants to win each game they play with every bit of energy I have. If they lose a game I will be extremely disappointed and my day and the following day or 2 will be a little depressing but I'll be back next game with the same conviction. Some of you people take it way too seriously with all the off season speculation and getting upset that they don't do what you think is best. It really doesn't matter to me when I write my mortgage check or go food shopping. There are more important things in my life.

 

Hey Giants- sign and draft whom you want. I'll be there no matter what. Really.

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I just can't give a shit about who is rumored for this and what this talking head said about that. Even come draft day...I just don't give a crap. The Giants can draft or sign whomever they want and see fit. They have people whom they pay to make those decisions. I highly doubt they aren't going about things in a way other than putting the best team on the field. Come FB season I will root for the Giants to win each game they play with every bit of energy I have. If they lose a game I will be extremely disappointed and my day and the following day or 2 will be a little depressing but I'll be back next game with the same conviction. Some of you people take it way too seriously with all the off season speculation and getting upset that they don't do what you think is best. It really doesn't matter to me when I write my mortgage check or go food shopping. There are more important things in my life.

 

Hey Giants- sign and draft whom you want. I'll be there no matter what. Really.

:worshippy:

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I just can't give a shit about who is rumored for this and what this talking head said about that. Even come draft day...I just don't give a crap. The Giants can draft or sign whomever they want and see fit. They have people whom they pay to make those decisions. I highly doubt they aren't going about things in a way other than putting the best team on the field. Come FB season I will root for the Giants to win each game they play with every bit of energy I have. If they lose a game I will be extremely disappointed and my day and the following day or 2 will be a little depressing but I'll be back next game with the same conviction. Some of you people take it way too seriously with all the off season speculation and getting upset that they don't do what you think is best. It really doesn't matter to me when I write my mortgage check or go food shopping. There are more important things in my life.

 

Hey Giants- sign and draft whom you want. I'll be there no matter what. Really.

 

since when does any hobo pay a mortgage in grand central station??

 

btw, standing in a soup line doesn't constitute "food shopping"

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since when does any hobo pay a mortgage in grand central station??

 

btw, standing in a soup line doesn't constitute "food shopping"

:clap::P:LMAO:
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since when does any hobo pay a mortgage in grand central station??

 

btw, standing in a soup line doesn't constitute "food shopping"

 

What ever. You know, I've realized that it's not you that makes me mad it's the fact that I can't reach through my monitor and tear your throat out. Somebody invent that ability and we'll see ass holes like d4p and Carbra vanish for ever.

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