Jake DelHomme messaged me on Facebook via Twitter, and called me by my first name. He said even though I was a Giants fan, he was compelled to Twitter me because our 5 awesome pass rushers told him to Tweet me and tell me just how awesome they were, or else they would kick his ass. Even though he did tweet, I emailed Osi and told him Jake didn't tweet.
I'm waiting for Perez Hilton to blog about the forthcoming ass whoppin', and TMZ to post the shocking video.