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This DVD comes jam-packed with the following bonus features:

 

Donovan McNabb's regurgitations in 3-D

TO's unedited driveway press conference, complete with abdominal workout

A primer on Andy Reid's famous one-liners after yet another devastating big-game loss

Lorenzo Booker - Brian Westbrook's Heir Apparent

But wait, if you order now, we'll throw in the Reid and McNabb "Football Fundamentals" series:

 

Time managment

The 2-minute drill

Winning the big game

What to do 10 years into a 5 year plan

How to run a balanced offense

But wait - there's more! The first 100 buyers will get a bonus DVD featuring:

 

In-depth biographies of the Eagles first round picks in 2007 & 2008

"Where Are They Now?" - Reno Mahe, Todd Pinkston, and Freddie Mitchell discuss why no other team but the Eagles would have them

Tales From the Turnstile: The Winston Justice Story

Three Yards and a Cloud of Dust: A Short History of Kick Returner Jeremy Bloom

We can't run a deal like this all day. But if you promise to tell a friend about this DVD, we'll include 90 minutes of propaganda from the Eagles Minister of Information, Dave Spadaro!Phone lines are open 24 hours a day. Call and reserve your copy today!

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This DVD comes jam-packed with the following bonus features:

 

Donovan McNabb's regurgitations in 3-D

TO's unedited driveway press conference, complete with abdominal workout

A primer on Andy Reid's famous one-liners after yet another devastating big-game loss

Lorenzo Booker - Brian Westbrook's Heir Apparent

But wait, if you order now, we'll throw in the Reid and McNabb "Football Fundamentals" series:

 

Time managment

The 2-minute drill

Winning the big game

What to do 10 years into a 5 year plan

How to run a balanced offense

But wait - there's more! The first 100 buyers will get a bonus DVD featuring:

 

In-depth biographies of the Eagles first round picks in 2007 & 2008

"Where Are They Now?" - Reno Mahe, Todd Pinkston, and Freddie Mitchell discuss why no other team but the Eagles would have them

Tales From the Turnstile: The Winston Justice Story

Three Yards and a Cloud of Dust: A Short History of Kick Returner Jeremy Bloom

We can't run a deal like this all day. But if you promise to tell a friend about this DVD, we'll include 90 minutes of propaganda from the Eagles Minister of Information, Dave Spadaro!Phone lines are open 24 hours a day. Call and reserve your copy today!

 

Ha well done.

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This DVD comes jam-packed with the following bonus features:

 

Donovan McNabb's regurgitations in 3-D

TO's unedited driveway press conference, complete with abdominal workout

A primer on Andy Reid's famous one-liners after yet another devastating big-game loss

Lorenzo Booker - Brian Westbrook's Heir Apparent

But wait, if you order now, we'll throw in the Reid and McNabb "Football Fundamentals" series:

 

Time managment

The 2-minute drill

Winning the big game

What to do 10 years into a 5 year plan

How to run a balanced offense

But wait - there's more! The first 100 buyers will get a bonus DVD featuring:

 

In-depth biographies of the Eagles first round picks in 2007 & 2008

"Where Are They Now?" - Reno Mahe, Todd Pinkston, and Freddie Mitchell discuss why no other team but the Eagles would have them

Tales From the Turnstile: The Winston Justice Story

Three Yards and a Cloud of Dust: A Short History of Kick Returner Jeremy Bloom

We can't run a deal like this all day. But if you promise to tell a friend about this DVD, we'll include 90 minutes of propaganda from the Eagles Minister of Information, Dave Spadaro!Phone lines are open 24 hours a day. Call and reserve your copy today!

 

I was hoping that it included the ginzu knives!!

 

Funny stuff P !!! :clap:

 

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This DVD comes jam-packed with the following bonus features:

 

Donovan McNabb's regurgitations in 3-D

TO's unedited driveway press conference, complete with abdominal workout

A primer on Andy Reid's famous one-liners after yet another devastating big-game loss

Lorenzo Booker - Brian Westbrook's Heir Apparent

But wait, if you order now, we'll throw in the Reid and McNabb "Football Fundamentals" series:

 

Time managment

The 2-minute drill

Winning the big game

What to do 10 years into a 5 year plan

How to run a balanced offense

But wait - there's more! The first 100 buyers will get a bonus DVD featuring:

 

In-depth biographies of the Eagles first round picks in 2007 & 2008

"Where Are They Now?" - Reno Mahe, Todd Pinkston, and Freddie Mitchell discuss why no other team but the Eagles would have them

Tales From the Turnstile: The Winston Justice Story

Three Yards and a Cloud of Dust: A Short History of Kick Returner Jeremy Bloom

We can't run a deal like this all day. But if you promise to tell a friend about this DVD, we'll include 90 minutes of propaganda from the Eagles Minister of Information, Dave Spadaro!Phone lines are open 24 hours a day. Call and reserve your copy today!

 

That was awesome :LMAO:

 

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This DVD comes jam-packed with the following bonus features:

 

Donovan McNabb's regurgitations in 3-D

TO's unedited driveway press conference, complete with abdominal workout

A primer on Andy Reid's famous one-liners after yet another devastating big-game loss

Lorenzo Booker - Brian Westbrook's Heir Apparent

But wait, if you order now, we'll throw in the Reid and McNabb "Football Fundamentals" series:

 

Time managment

The 2-minute drill

Winning the big game

What to do 10 years into a 5 year plan

How to run a balanced offense

But wait - there's more! The first 100 buyers will get a bonus DVD featuring:

 

In-depth biographies of the Eagles first round picks in 2007 & 2008

"Where Are They Now?" - Reno Mahe, Todd Pinkston, and Freddie Mitchell discuss why no other team but the Eagles would have them

Tales From the Turnstile: The Winston Justice Story

Three Yards and a Cloud of Dust: A Short History of Kick Returner Jeremy Bloom

We can't run a deal like this all day. But if you promise to tell a friend about this DVD, we'll include 90 minutes of propaganda from the Eagles Minister of Information, Dave Spadaro!Phone lines are open 24 hours a day. Call and reserve your copy today!

Hillarious, but you forgot one itty bitty little thing under "Football Fundementals".....When time runs out in overtime, the game ends in a tie.

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