i honestly dont give a shit if its a total fluke and miracle, i want to see the mets take this division and have those 45,000 towels at citizens bank park stuck right up every single fan's ass.
i got nightmares on game breaks every single day last year with those fucking towels, and i have absolutely not intentions of seeing it again.
fuck what the stats show, fuck the rosters, go out there take 5 straight and put the phils in 2nd.