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  1. You think the writing was bad in that book, look what happens when Tiki and Ronde get together............ Here's an exerpt from this book: TIKI: RONDE, GIVES ME DA BALL. RONDE: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER TIKI: GIVE IT UP BIOTCH, OR I'M TELLING MOM'S BOUT YOUR ASS. RONDE: YOU'RE MOM'S A DYKE! TIKI: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO FUCKHEAD. RONDE: I KNOW THAT ASSHOLE, SHE'S STILL A DYKE. SHE HAD SOME BITCH OVER LAST NIGHT. Then a new kid entered the playground (cos that's where you get your kicks at) SHAUN ALEXANDER: HEY YOU TWO, I THINK I'M LIKE YOUR TWIN. (Tiki and Ronde look at each in puzzlement). To be continued...............perhaps. So you see, the literary magic continues.
  2. I can't wait for this awesome book to come out, it's going to be an awesome read, written by an awesome player about his awesome career, and his awesomely brave decision to leave football due to the evil coach Coughlin. I can overlook the awesomely bad writing. 2 thumbs for Tiki's book.
  3. I think we need these 3 players. SUPERMAN THOR IRONMAN because Ironman has great coverage skills.
  4. Golota is a huge pussy. A guy with his tools as a boxer should dominate the heavyweights, but he has no stones at all. He does like to hit stones though, right Riddick?
  5. Charles, he never faced defenses with this type of speed in the SEC. He can throw the ball okay it seems, but I just don't see him ready at all. Listen, if he proves me wrong, who really loses, right?
  6. It would be great to get Christ, we would never lose on Sunday!!! :worshippy:
  7. That's pretty good actually. And parking passes are fucking expensive this year. They sell them on ebay now. Enjoy the game.
  8. He wasn't that good at all. He was terrible in coverage, and wasn't a good tackler. That's not good for a safety. Butler got one game as a starter, he shouldn't be judged on one game.
  9. Don't ever fucking mention Shaun Williams name on this board agan......ye hear????
  10. How much did you pay for the priviledge of seeing Jared Lorenzen's home debut Jay, if you don't mind me asking?
  11. An update on my status, by the way thank you all for your well wishes . ESPN Reports that I am out for 6 months. CNNSI reports that I am hour to hour. Foxsports reports that my "Mets watching days are over". Giants report that they don't think it's that serious, that it could be a scratch or a broken knee cap, Coughlin was quoted as saying " I wish the little bitch would stop whining and get back on his couch and start supporting us again".
  12. I tend to agree with the theory that Lorenzen chickened out at the end of that "slide". That's the only way I could explain that monstrosity. I just hate the guy as our starting qb this Sunday. I gotta go look up Leftwich's number in the Jacksonville white pages and give it to Jerry.
  13. Tiki Barber " I understand where Ragin is coming from. Back in my fumbling days, I was working 3-4 bitches a night, couldn't get no sleep, hands used to be all shaky."
  14. Not true, when Tom saw the first fumbled snap, he decided not to go with it the second time, you know, when we needed to.
  15. Yeah, well maybe if Tiki had any heart, he would have moved the Truck out of the way.
  16. See now, Mark Ingram would have caught that screen pass, dodged 20 players and got the first down!! Screen passes against aggressive defenses like Philly and Dallas are tough, because they are already up at the line. The draw play was working because the defense overpersued, in fact Ward handled the draw very well.
  17. How much is it to join that fan club? Geez dude, let's wait till week 9-10 before canonizing Eli the Great. This is not the first year he's started out great. I hope that when you say the second coming of Montana, you mean Hannah, and not Joe.
  18. Yah, but doesn't Aaron Ross look good with those blue arm sleeves, I mean that's all you could want in a secondary...........style.
  19. I tripped over a toy while getting up from the couch last night, and fell onto a Tonka truck, leaving me with a big scratch on my knee. I'm devastated, however the team hopefully will be able to play on without me and my daughter will try her best to fill in for me as a Giant fan while I recouperate. I told her this morning that they play in blue shirts. Tom Coughlin: "We got the news this morning, not the type of news we want to hear after last night. Boohyah, had a good preseason, hopefully it'll be 4 weeks and not six. I blame this on the media" Jerry Reese: "This is tough, we'll have to keep an eye on the waiver wire and see if anyone comes up that comes close to what Boohyah provides us. We've had depth problems, you know." Tiki Barber: "Boohyah's injury is not good for such a dominant presense, much like I was."
  20. Ho is right about Roy Williams, he is extremely overated. Shockey made him his bitch last night. He sucks in coverage and when he's not horsecollaring someone or hitting them from the blind side, he can't tackle great otherwise.
  21. Baltimore is not stuck for depth at QB, McNair/ Boller and a heisman trophy winner( who I think will start eventually). Even if Eli is healthy, they should make the call. Wright was holding the clipboard upside down all night and had the earpeice up his nose!!
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