Guest Carbo Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Classic Lockhart! See how easily he makes the switch from one dolt to the other, but each one with their own particular style. We have, for example, the frustrated jock persona of Firstnten. A beer swilling, pot bellied, balding type, who never made it beyond JV athletics and now lives vicariously through the accomplishments of others. Brilliant, Lockhart! And look at the character of 420. Fascinating! Here we have another internet tough guy, but with a twist. His character is one of fire and brimstone, yet when pressed he shows a soft side, a fondness for lace curtains, Liza Minelli and Bette Midler, and his ongoing battle of remaining in the closet or coming out for all the world to see. Again, Mr. Lockhart, great work! Finally, we have the pure comic act of Lemmiwinks. Babbling stupidity at its finest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Classic Lockhart! See how easily he makes the switch from one dolt to the other, but each one with their own particular style. We have, for example, the frustrated jock persona of Firstnten. A beer swilling, pot bellied, balding type, who never made it beyond JV athletics and now lives vicariously through the accomplishments of others. Brilliant, Lockhart! And look at the character of 420. Fascinating! Here we have another internet tough guy, but with a twist. His character is one of fire and brimstone, yet when pressed he shows a soft side, a fondness for lace curtains, Liza Minelli and Bette Midler, and his ongoing battle of remaining in the closet or coming out for all the world to see. Again, Mr. Lockhart, great work! Finally, we have the pure comic act of Lemmiwinks. Babbling stupidity at its finest! Fuck you, Fuck you very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Classic Lockhart! See how easily he makes the switch from one dolt to the other, but each one with their own particular style. We have, for example, the frustrated jock persona of Firstnten. A beer swilling, pot bellied, balding type, who never made it beyond JV athletics and now lives vicariously through the accomplishments of others. Brilliant, Lockhart! And look at the character of 420. Fascinating! Here we have another internet tough guy, but with a twist. His character is one of fire and brimstone, yet when pressed he shows a soft side, a fondness for lace curtains, Liza Minelli and Bette Midler, and his ongoing battle of remaining in the closet or coming out for all the world to see. Again, Mr. Lockhart, great work! Finally, we have the pure comic act of Lemmiwinks. Babbling stupidity at its finest! Thank you - You have identifed the characteristics of each poster exactly - I am gratified when I can share my art with others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Thank you - You have identifed the characteristics of each poster exactly - I am gratified when I can share my art with others. Stop talking to your self bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlesShowMeTheWay Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 This recognition is long overdue. If not for the gents noted above, this board would be a cemetery, filled with the likes of lemmings such as Firstnten, relyoneli, lemmiwinks, 420, et al. Although it has come to light recently that they are all one and the same. Not surprising. Further, rumor has it that all of these twits are actually pseudonyms created by Lockhart, as he moves seamlessly from character to character, making each more pathetic and ignorant than the next. Classic Lockhart! See how easily he makes the switch from one dolt to the other, but each one with their own particular style. We have, for example, the frustrated jock persona of Firstnten. A beer swilling, pot bellied, balding type, who never made it beyond JV athletics and now lives vicariously through the accomplishments of others. Brilliant, Lockhart! And look at the character of 420. Fascinating! Here we have another internet tough guy, but with a twist. His character is one of fire and brimstone, yet when pressed he shows a soft side, a fondness for lace curtains, Liza Minelli and Bette Midler, and his ongoing battle of remaining in the closet or coming out for all the world to see. Again, Mr. Lockhart, great work! Finally, we have the pure comic act of Lemmiwinks. Babbling stupidity at its finest! Hello, Fab 4 groupie. :baby: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Classic Lockhart! See how easily he makes the switch from one dolt to the other, but each one with their own particular style. We have, for example, the frustrated jock persona of Firstnten. A beer swilling, pot bellied, balding type, who never made it beyond JV athletics and now lives vicariously through the accomplishments of others. Brilliant, Lockhart! And look at the character of 420. Fascinating! Here we have another internet tough guy, but with a twist. His character is one of fire and brimstone, yet when pressed he shows a soft side, a fondness for lace curtains, Liza Minelli and Bette Midler, and his ongoing battle of remaining in the closet or coming out for all the world to see. Again, Mr. Lockhart, great work! Finally, we have the pure comic act of Lemmiwinks. Babbling stupidity at its finest! Even you can do better than this....<yawn> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Hello, Fab 4 groupie. :baby: He wishes he was "good enough" to be included in all the reindeer games. He's just riding coat tails and getting drinks for the main team...if not more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyoneli Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Classic Lockhart! See how easily he makes the switch from one dolt to the other, but each one with their own particular style. We have, for example, the frustrated jock persona of Firstnten. A beer swilling, pot bellied, balding type, who never made it beyond JV athletics and now lives vicariously through the accomplishments of others. Brilliant, Lockhart! And look at the character of 420. Fascinating! Here we have another internet tough guy, but with a twist. His character is one of fire and brimstone, yet when pressed he shows a soft side, a fondness for lace curtains, Liza Minelli and Bette Midler, and his ongoing battle of remaining in the closet or coming out for all the world to see. Again, Mr. Lockhart, great work! Finally, we have the pure comic act of Lemmiwinks. Babbling stupidity at its finest! It's pretty obvious that someone else wrote this for you, Shit for Brains. You don't have the intelligence or insight for any original or intelligent thought processes. I apologize for stating the obvious. What's really sad is that you are reduced to riding lockhart's coattails. I don't know that it's possible to be reduced to anything less than that. Have you no dignity or self-esteem? Evidently not. Carry on, Shit for Brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Classic Lockhart! See how easily he makes the switch from one dolt to the other, but each one with their own particular style. We have, for example, the frustrated jock persona of Firstnten. A beer swilling, pot bellied, balding type, who never made it beyond JV athletics and now lives vicariously through the accomplishments of others. Brilliant, Lockhart! And look at the character of 420. Fascinating! Here we have another internet tough guy, but with a twist. His character is one of fire and brimstone, yet when pressed he shows a soft side, a fondness for lace curtains, Liza Minelli and Bette Midler, and his ongoing battle of remaining in the closet or coming out for all the world to see. Again, Mr. Lockhart, great work! Finally, we have the pure comic act of Lemmiwinks. Babbling stupidity at its finest! LOL, classical lockhart is more like a wet fart or throwing a drowing person a 45lb plate... you amuse me today Carbo,lockhart,theanswers..I like it when you try and keep up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyoneli Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Question: What is lower than whaleshit on the bottom of the ocean? Answer: Carbo riding lockhart's nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 You know Lockhart in a weird sought of way I'm beginning to like you. I can't exactly put my finger on the reason why. I'm going to be watching you closely from now on. Stick with me and not only will you be a better person, you will learn some football. Hanging around Floyd and nosebleed is like trying to learn about the NFL from your little sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 We have to update this one as many other dopes have joined the original stooges with the constant childish bantering of "Are we there yet". That's right , this is the group of brain dead adolescents that just 15 hours into free agency are complaining about Accorsi - HAHAHAHA! Hard to believe I know, but these individulas are barely a stp abouve primordial slime. Now for some of the new names - I'm sure I have missed a few: Curb is one of the newest dummies to join the group - he too cannot fathom how Accorsi has not signed 4 free agents by now - he is a bed wetter. There are others and I will update as these malcontents raise their ugly mugs. you would think that you would try and change your writting sytle between screen names... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Jack is just lookin for attention. He was de throwned as the anti poster by Floyd and Lockhart. Jack has competition now ! Oh hi Jack !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Carbo Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 It's pretty obvious that someone else wrote this for you, Shit for Brains. You don't have the intelligence or insight for any original or intelligent thought processes. I apologize for stating the obvious. What's really sad is that you are reduced to riding lockhart's coattails. I don't know that it's possible to be reduced to anything less than that. Have you no dignity or self-esteem? Evidently not. Carry on, Shit for Brains.I'm sorry, rely. It's obvious you are feeling jilted, left out, like yesterday's fish. Truth be told, your character hasn't been fully developed yet. Your just a bit player in Lockhart's repertoire. Not fully developed yet, and wholly uninteresting and boring. In the meantime, remain on the sidelines and let the adults play. Question: What is lower than whaleshit on the bottom of the ocean? Answer: Carbo riding lockhart's nuts. Wait?! I thought I was Lockhart??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlesShowMeTheWay Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I'm sorry, rely. It's obvious you are feeling jilted, left out, like yesterday's fish. Truth be told, your character hasn't been fully developed yet. Your just a bit player in Lockhart's repertoire. Not fully developed yet, and wholly uninteresting and boring. In the meantime, remain on the sidelines and let the adults play. Wait?! I thought I was Lockhart??!! :baby: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Carbo = pathetic loser who hides behind the vastness of the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Carbo = pathetic loser who hides behind the vastness of the internet. when i go back and read these guys posts no joke the are the same exact posts almost word for word 1 1/2 years ago... I think I just about done with these guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I'm sorry, rely. It's obvious you are feeling jilted, left out, like yesterday's fish. Truth be told, your character hasn't been fully developed yet. Your just a bit player in Lockhart's repertoire. Not fully developed yet, and wholly uninteresting and boring. In the meantime, remain on the sidelines and let the adults play. Wait?! I thought I was Lockhart??!! you are.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyoneli Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 you are.... Her real name is Shit for Brains, no matter whether she posts under the guise of lockhart or carbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyoneli Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I'm sorry, rely. It's obvious you are feeling jilted, left out, like yesterday's fish. Truth be told, your character hasn't been fully developed yet. Your just a bit player in Lockhart's repertoire. Not fully developed yet, and wholly uninteresting and boring. In the meantime, remain on the sidelines and let the adults play. Wait?! I thought I was Lockhart??!! Whatever you say, Shit for Brains. BTW, you still have some giz on your chin. Don't you believe in hygiene? Never mind, the answer is pretty obnious. Evidently you are a "sucker" for protein. No pun intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Carbo Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Whatever you say, Shit for Brains. BTW, you still have some giz on your chin. Don't you believe in hygiene? Never mind, the answer is pretty obnious. Evidently you are a "sucker" for protein. No pun intended.Too much, Lockhart! Too, too much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyoneli Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Too much, Lockhart! Too, too much! You're pretty funny, Sybil. Too bad all of your personalities are complete assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 You're pretty funny, Sybil. Too bad all of your personalities are complete assholes. The well...she has run dry. Carbo's limited ability to fight back has come to an end. He is a beaten shemale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 The well...she has run dry. Carbo's limited ability to fight back has come to an end. He is a beaten shemale. Write another one off. Well done guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I love it when the also-rans think they won, it's like watching a group of 5 year-olds pretending they are Power Rangers. (Here is 420, Rely, FirstnTen, Charlesshowmetheway, & Lemmewacku at recess just seconds before Zelda Zimbluntski knocks them around and takes their lunch money..............again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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