Lughead Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 Watch the Jets or Giants in Person, Then Go to the Strip Club or Porn Store Posted Jun 24th 2007 9:09AM by Dan Benton Filed under: Jets, NY Giants, NFL Fans, NFL Gossip, NFL Rumors, New York There's nothing better than bringing your children to their first Giants or Jets game on a beautiful summer afternoon. That is of course, until they get bored and proceed to make your life a living hell. After spending three or four hours with screaming children who embarrass you in front of 80,000 fans, you will soon be able to unwind across the street from Giants Stadium. Simply drop the kids off at the car and head on over to the strip club or porn store! Sounds like a lousy ad campaign, doesn't it? Sadly, most New York and New Jersey residents will probably be hearing something very similar to that shortly. According to a Newsday report, East Rutherford has introduced an ordinance that will give the Giants and Jets some new neighbors. The paperwork states that an all new "adult entertainment zone" will be opened up right across the way from the Meadowland Sports Complex. This "zone" will include strip clubs, tattoo parlors, massage parlors and a variety of porn stores. So what's the reason for that opening up next to Giants Stadium? Mayor James Cassella didn't want them opening up near schools, homes or anywhere children frequent. Right. Because children certainly don't attend any Giants or Jets games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I think that's great! Now if the Giants lose... I can drown my sorrows with a beer and a blowjob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so-cal dub Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 I think that's great! Now if the Giants lose... I can drown my sorrows with a beer and a blowjob! Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gateb Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Yes! The stadium comes out when I'm 18! I think that's great! Now if the Giants lose... I can drown my sorrows with a beer and a blowjob! I'll second that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moss18 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 So many girlfriends would be lost cuz of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 That should make things REAL interesting for home games against the Titans or Bengals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Giant Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 That should make things REAL interesting for home games against the Titans or Bengals. Most likely part of the plan, if half the oposing teams players are in jail for the game they won't be much competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorillaNJ Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 As it is there are strip clubs and sex shops on 17...... If the new ones are walking distance that would be excellent. The only better thing would be a couple of gigantic sports bars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 I can't stop checking out that chick's ass in the mirror... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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