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LOL... don't know if any of you noticed, but Eli handed off to a guy named Tiki Barber for the last three years, and I heard he was pretty good, too. Defend the guy all you want. I'll still be here in two years to say "I told you so." He DOES NOT have it.

Riiiight. Year one: He's still a rookie. Year two: He's still learning the system. Year three: Bad coaching (this one I buy a little, but again, Coughlin doesn't miss passes in the flat three times per game). What will the excuse be in years four and five? Year four will be the, "Well, it's another new system," or "he's shown flashes" and year five (if we're lucky) will be "he sucks, lets start over." I'm tired of excuses, I'm tired of everything. He doesn't have it, guys. Let's get over it and move on... with someone else or at the very least sign a veteran backup so when Eli starts playing like Eli someone with common sense will put him on the pine. We need a backup plan at the very, VERY least.

Wow, did you guys even watch the same game as me? Coughlin didn't underthrow Plax on the TD Lewis hasn't missed two yard passes to the flats the past six weeks. Huffnagle hasn't overthrown Shockey on crossing patterns for the past three years. I'm through with the "well, he just needs a new coaching staff" bullshit. He sucks. Period. Let's get a veteran and draft a young guy... Eli's got "career backup" written all over him.

Uh... earth to Nas and Storm... but Eli sucks. His pass to Plax was poorly underthrown; without an athletic play by Plax that's a 35-yarder. He had to stop to catch it. Look at the tapes; you see it on every Eli bomb. When was the last time he hit a reciever in stride on a bomb? He has dog-shit arm strength (think Pennington without the smarts). And he can't throw a pass to the flat to save his life... to the FUCKING FLAT... Bad tosses over Shockey's head today... never seen that one before. And how about that square out to... who was it? Carter? Time to face facts, Gentlemen. Eli sucks. Period. My man has "career backup" written all over him.

How's this for a rumor: Bill Belichick has a clause in his contract that lets him test the market after this year. And he hasn't been offered a contract... and he's PISSED about it. Heard it on NFL radio two weeks ago. I'd flip out if we got him somehow. As far as win and in... I'm actually rooting against them next week, so the new GM will realize that Eli sucks, Shockey and Plax need to be packaged for a 1st or 2nd rounder and they cut the entire defensive secondary.

Ben has the Super Bowl ring. Rivers has a Pro Bowl berth. Eli has... a stupid look on his face. God, he fucking sucks.

What do we need to do? Fire the entire coaching staff, and get a new QB, WR, TE, RB, and defensive backfield. Better luck next year, gentlemen. Giants suck... and remember where you heard that Eli sucks, first. Here's to trading two Pro Bowlers for a career backup.

By the fourth quarter, my vocal chords were shredded. I looked over at my Eagles pal, who went to the game with me and was down after we went ahead, and said, "don't worry. Eli will throw a pick, and if you don't return it for a TD, then you'll get a TD on the ensuing drive." Man, can I fucking call 'em.

There's nothing stunning about this article. The Giants had a chance to win the whole NFC and blew it. Six weeks in a row. Fuck 'em. They suck, and I want to see them home for the playoffs... they deserve it after what they've done to thier fans this season. WE have more heart than this team does.

How about... we lose the next two and finish 7-9. That's what I see happening.

Oh. I thought you were gonna say Dallas' plane crashes with the entire team, Parcells, and special guests Jerry Jones and Michael Irvin on board. That would make one hell of a Merry Fucking Christmas.

Yeah, but Plax would definitely take a swing or two at Eli. Eli'd just get hit and say, "Aww, shucks, ah'm a sorry ah can't throw a spiral foah sheeeit."

Saints 42 Giants 24 (two TDs in Garbage Time). By the third quarter, Shockey and Plax are having a fistfight at midfield. Or maybe Plax and Eli. Or maybe Shockey, Plax and Eli. And Whitfield probably throws some punches just so he can get a 15-yarder called against him. Payton shows the NY again that all you have to do to be a successful Head Coach is get fired as an assistant by the Giants. Anyone who thinks we have a chance is smoking Dust. And it's Dust laced with crack.

He's average. It's just that his last name is Manning. Average arm strength, average decision making, slightly below average accuracy, average to slightly below leadership skills. He'll be an average QB in this league. Lots of them have won Superbowls (Rypien, Dilfer, etc.), and maybe we can with Manning, but he'll never be his brother. Hell, he'll never be Donovan McNabb. He's a third round pick if his last name is "Jones."

You know, I actually thought about putting these two guys in my list, too? Strahan: plays big until you really need him to (check 49er game from a few years back, Panthers game last year, etc.), and gets a sack on third and three once per game to keep his stats up. He'll always be a monster against the run, but as a "team leader," why do the teams he leads always come up short in the big spot? Man, the Kiwanuka drafting looks better and better each day (until he whiffs on 4th and ten to hand us another loss... ugh). Shockey: You could probably get a third rounder for him. Another "team leader" that doesn't know how to lead. I can understand him getting pissed that he doesn't get the ball, but I've had just about enough of his antics. If he got the ball more, he'd cry more when Eli overthrows him. This team is not playoff bound for another three years, at best. And no, if we make it at 8-8, that doesn't count.

Here's my list. 1. Ernie Accorsi - he's on his way out anyway, but who at this point can realistically argue that the Manning trade was worth it? Put your hand down, Archie. 2. The entire coaching staff - Couglin has lost it, as he won't take playcalling duties away from both of this incompetent assistants... for a guy who's supposed to be no-nonsense, he sure stands by his coaches no matter how badly they suck. And Jerry Palmieri as strength and conditioning coach? Everywhere he goes, half the team ends up on IR... just ask New Orleans, where seven players went down with assorted muscle pulls and sprains in the course of one quarter of play. 3. Plaxico Burress - tired of seeing him give up on plays. I don't care how many he shows up for; he has just as many half-assed, boneheaded plays as great ones. Get what you can for him and move on. 4. Will Demps - he sucks. Can't cover, read an offense, or tackle. Enough said. 5. Carlos Emmons - the slowest 'backer in the league. Time to hang it up, Carlos. 6. Chad Morton - way to cut RIGHT INTO a player on a punt return last night. Could get caught from behind by Carlos Emmons. No speed or acceleration whatsoever. Man, I miss Willie Ponder. 7. Jim Finn - why do we have a pass-catching fullback when we only throw to the fullback twice each year? Can we PLEASE get a fullback who will knock someone on thier ass? That's all I've got. How about all of you?

Yep. I'm off the entire Giants bandwagon. They suck, have no heart whatsoever, and consistently shoot themselves in the foot... over, and over, and over. It's the same story it was with Fassel, and everyone said it was because he was a soft coach. Well, now we've got Coach Asshole and Defensive Coordinator Clueless and we get the same shitty results. Coughlin's gotta go... one win since the midpoint of the season is just pathetic. No way do I want to look at Gruden's stupid faces for the next four years. What about getting someone from the college ranks? As of right now, John Fox is my man.

Sorry guys... I can't buy into the "we had the toughest schedule," and "the other team gets paid too" bullshit. We were 6-2 at the midpoint and we've won ONE fucking game since then. And no matter how you try to spin it, that's pathetic... that's a team with no heart, no sense, and no determination (AND bad coaching). This team may make the playoffs because the NFC is so goddamned weak, but they don't deserve it one bit. WE need to do a BIG housecleaning job in the offseason... and yes, some of the "big name" players may have to go too. We just lost to a team with a second string QB, so I don't want to hear any shit about injuries, either.

Shit, Dave Thomas was our starting corner in the Super Bowl. Dave Thomas. Tim Lewis fucking sucks.

Operative word being "should." With our coaching staff, Tiki could put up a buck-fifty at the half with a 21-point lead... and Huff will throw on every down from that point on.

It's not worth taking a player from Ole Miss unless his last name is Manning.

Guy Whimper. He played TE in college. Plus, then we could draft a real backup at LT to Luke.

Please, PLEASE take him! God, he fucking sucks.

I heard rumors in training camp that they had Seubert filling in for O'hara for after this year. Apparently (and this is just rumor, take it with a grain of salt), when they re-signed Seubert, there was a "hush, hush... you'll be starting soon if you stay here," vibe to it. I think O'hara is as heady as they come, but not very physical. Seubert would be an upgrade, IMHO.