Sephiroth

If we lose next week... everything will stay the same. Because the NFC is an inferior division, where even if we finish 8-8 we have a chance because everyone in the entire division sucks and fucks up so much. Sad but true. *sigh... I can remember the days of the Parcells Giants, the Ryan Eagles, and the Gibbs skins. And that was just the NFC East...

LOL I had a conversation on the GMB last year where the guy said, "Let's see how Frank Walker does in his first start!" I said, "If he plays anything like Frank Walker, he'll have a holding penalty the first time a pass comes his way. I was right.

Hmm... I already killed my live-in girlfriend. Does that count?

I can't watch it cuz my GF keeps getting mad at me... ...but does he say anything about being a pussy who can't call out his WRs when they give up? "Aw Shucks... Plax gave up. 'Doggone it, and 'Dag Nab It!' Well, ESPN says I have bad coaching."

<-------- off the Eli bandwagon since last week. Come on, Eli the Winner! You know you should change your name to Eli the Loser! Give in to your feelings! The Dark Side of the Force has corrupted the New Hope. Qui Gon Couglin has told you... the Rebel Alliance cannot win... now, release your anger! Only your hatred can save you! Release your anger, and turn to the dark side... and admit Eli Manning sucks!

Hmm... I'd sit Plax. Period. Like Nas said... a backup giving 100% beats a star doing 60%. Also, it'd be a big "fuck you" to him, which he deserves. Fire Huff. Fire him. What's the worst that can happen? Let Eli call the plays. Again... what's the worst that can happen? And at least if he throws 2 picks every game, we'll know it's HIM that sucks instead of the coaches. Stop playing 10 yards off the recievers on every down. When we're up by 21... let Brandon Jacobs destroy people. Maybe go to a 3-4 until we get our DEs back? Seawright in the middle with robbins and Joseph at the ends? Not too sure about this myself, just throwing it out there. That's it.

QBs. Wrs. Jesus Christ, this looks bad. We might be looking at a LOOONG streak of suckiness.

I said the same thing at the bar to the Cowboys fan bartender. "He must have heard a whistle." You mean... he didn't? Man, I'm gonna catch some shit next time I'm in there.

Ahh, ok then. Otherwise known as the "take off the skirt" penalty. Jesus Christ, can we let football players be football players? We need Condaleeza Rice to be NFL Commisioner... at least she'll let those fuckers play.

What did the commentators say?

LOL they fixed it. Hey, on the bright side... I get to have my Sundays free now.

At the bar I was at, it sure looked like Walker hit Vince Young in bounds (NY got a personal foul) in what later ended up as a TD. What did you all see? We played like shit, but we should have beaten a shitty team... even playing like shit. Did the refs give the Titans a TD?

I was livid... FUCKING LIVID... at the bar. It was actually pretty quiet and I was yelling up a storm (couldn't curse cuz I'm a local school teacher). What were the commentators saying? I wouldn't be upset if we sat him for the rest of the year.

Really? Well, at least was your boyfriend upset, then?

LOL... I left the bar I was at when Eli threw the pick. I had just told the bartender five minutes earlier that Eli would throw a pick in the last minute of the game, and that Tennessee would kick a FG to win. As I'm leaving, he's like, "Seph... where ya going? Don't you wanna see the end of the game?" "I already know how it ends." i shot back to him. The bar owner is like, "LOL... the NFC East... we can smell a collapse from a mile away. He was an Eagles fan.

]Giants Win!!![/url] <-------- off the Eli bandwagon for one week.

Heard on Sirius Proehl is expected to sign with the Colts this week. Way to sit on your hands, EA.

This is the fucking gayest. Why can't Huffnagle get hurt on the sidelines?

GREAT thread, by the way.

Heineken and Wolaver's Brown Ale. When things start going bad... Ultimat and Luksusowa Vodka (both imported Polish vodkas... never was a vodka guy till I met my current Polish GF). Think I've got some Jameson's sitting around here somewhere too.

Phillip Rivers wasn't our pick. Yes, I know we picked him, but everyone in the world knew that San Diego wanted him, not us. That's first rounder number one. Then we had a third that year, and a first and fifth the year after. That's four picks for one guy. If we had taken someone else, then traded away a first, third, and fifth, that would have been three picks. As it is now, it was four picks for Manning.

LOL Jim Mora Sr.

You've gotta remember, too... Petitgout is over 300 lbs. I'd bet James is more like 220-230. A lot more stress on the big guy's leg over a corner.

LOL bring back Danny Kanell!

Every team has this play. The reciever fakes an end around while the RB runs up the middle. Every team runs it. I've never seen it gain more than three yards. I can't figure out why every team has it, and every team runs it. I saw it twice in the Dallas game. Once it went for three, once for one. Has anyone... ANYONE... ever seen this play gain more than three yards?