Sephiroth

Bump for cheapness.... and so I have an easier time finding this thread.

To be fair, most of TO's drops came while he was playing with a broken finger (anyone here try to catch 100mph passes with a broken finger). Now that being said, he's still the #1 jackass in all of sports right now.

Yep. Payton is familiar with him and realizes what he brings to the table if he's used right. But that's just the thing. I'm not sure if it's Eli, Gilbride, or my imagination, but it seems like his big play potential has vanished the last three years or so. I'm not saying he doesn't have any but it used to seem like he had at least one a game... now you get maybe three a season outta him. I remember Phil Simms used to love to throw to his TEs. When he got hurt and Hostetler came in, suddenly Stephen Baker and Mark Ingram were getting targeted all the time. Some QBs just have a preference on who they go to in the passing game, and I think Eli may look to his WRs a more... and that may also be a reason Shock is so frustrated seemingly all the time.

Congrats, Eli! ...but your brother's wife is still hotter, with bigger cans.

Mayo is great on BLTs as well.

JR YOU STOOPID IMGRATE SIGN HENRY NOW!!!!!

Not with the safety market being what it is. Big Punisher is a better option than most of the guys available. :/

I'd give our fourth, possibly our third if we can pick up a late-round pick with him as well.

Yeah, one year we lost Ron Stone, another Pro-Bowler and some other guy and I think we got a 7th-rounder.

Heinous Gayness within the Anus by Osi. Seriously. That's fucking gay if he holds out.

If you didn't want the money back then, you shouldn't have SIGNED THE CONTRACT. When I buy a new iPod for 300 bucks, I don't get a new one for free in a year when the price drops 100 bucks and they double the memory. Tough shit for Osi... only gonna make 6+ mil this year. Boo-fucking-hoo.

...I'm just gonna cut and paste what TBCvP said cuz it sounds cooler than anything I can come up with. But my boner is nowhere near that big. Well I have a ten inch boner that they can suck on....all the flukesters that is. And that is not a fluke. Basically fuck em...its sour grapes...they overcame 4 nemesis' and known Giant Killers Exhibit A) Garcia, Exhibit B) Romo, Exhibit C)Favre and Exhibit D) Brady in that order. There were no ref giveaways, takeaways, and/or any other such nonsense....so again fuck em.

Yeah, I'm with Dragon. If we score two TDs on fumble recoveries, a pass gets batted into the air for a TD, and the refs have to institute the "tuck rule," then it's a fluke. The Giants outplayed the Pats. There is no "fluke." The end.

So you met Shockey. Big deal. The much more important question you should be asking yourself is: "Have I met Jesus in my life yet?" ...can I get an Amen?

I think the hair looks dumb, but if you want to grow it, grow it. Just don't cry when someone uses it to tackle you. If you don't like it, cut it shorter.

LOL beat me to it. Remember when the Colts were the best team in the NFL for half the year till they played the Pats?

Is Manny Wright still on the team? He didn't seem to be that bad when he was in there for us.

Shockey isn't the type of Giants player that I used to watch growing up. Now that said, he absoultely KILLS the Cowboys every year... but the hand waving, the crying, the helmet throwing, etc. gets really irritating. In a draft this deep, I'd take Harper and a 2 for him. We've already proven we can do great things, like... win the Super Bowl... without him.

Of course we want him. His name is unpronouncable. All joking aside tho, I've never really seen him play. What kind of player is he?

You know... this almost makes me want to buy a Seubert jersey.

I didn't think he was GM in Dallas?

Yeah, but wasn't Welker a "bust" in Miami as well? And let's not forget that Santana Moss needed a change of scenery to come to life.

I keep reading about how Parcells is going to turn around the ship in Miami, but honestly... aside from Curtis Martin... can anyone name an impact signing he's ever had as GM? I think he's a poor-to-average evaluator of talent. His best draft was Pennington, Abraham, Ellis, and that TE that never did squat... a starting QB with a weak arm, two so-so pass rushers and a guy who's name I can't even remember. He also traded away Hugh Douglass (5 Pro Bowls) to draft Dorian Boose (zero Pro Bowls). The guy passed on Steven Jackson so he could get... Julius Jones? The one I've gotta give him is DeMarcus Ware, but let's not forget he ALSO took do-nothing Marcus Spears in the same round of the same draft. I just don't get why everyone is on Parcells' dick. He's an average evaluator of talent, IMHO... no better than the guys we get mad at for missing on first-rounders.

I was thinking the other day that I bet Moss would excel in the same role that Wes Welker has with the Pats. Slot guy, always in motion, quick slant then make a move or get you 7. I'd love it if Gilbride stole a few plays from New England's playbook this upcoming season.

LOL it was awesome reading this thread again, tho... and Nas' replies to it.