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Is eli manning really any big deal or just average?


JackStroud

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Wow....apparently, the Dog is as out of shape as JPP.

 

the dog has to be at least in training camp mode to discuss how painfully average a QB eli is at this stage of his career...and now the dog is exhausted again. back to sleep until August.

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the dog has to be at least in training camp mode to discuss how painfully average a QB eli is at this stage of his career...and now the dog is exhausted again. back to sleep until August.

 

That's not what the papers are saying....

 

The Italian Hotdog's post-draft message board season didn't get off to the smoothest start. After having his back rubbed, sprayed and a hot patch put on, the infrequent Sportswrath poster didn't miss any topics but lagged behind the others and never looked quite comfortable.

 

The Dog attributed it to a pinching pain that surfaces each year in his ass when he gets back into sarcasm drills, but usually goes away in four days to a week.

 

"It isn't anything the Dog can't handle," said the Italian Hotdog, who is comfortable in both the Giants and General Discussion section. "Its just the fact when the Dog moves from sarcasm to irony, and it hurts, its like a pinch. But the Dog does it anyway, and still goes. Once the Dog goes to metaphor it's gone, but when the Dog goes back down into sarcasm, it hurts."

 

The Italian Hotdog doesn't know the cause. But he maintained he is not out of shape -- and made sure to tell the same thing to Coughlin, who had attributed his struggles to conditioning. Coughlin had said he didn't know of the Italian Hot Dog having any history with back problems.

 

"I think he's going through the conditioning aspect of this," Coughlin said after the morning practice. "I think he's suffering a little, but he hung in there."

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Who plugged in the Stroudamatic 2000? It looks like the wheel stopped on Eli today.

 

No worries, there are 53 men he'll be able to complain about come September.

 

52 men and the immortal Chase Blackburn.

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