lemmiwinks Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Here's a man who knows his advertising... All thouse people are drowning Sorry had a few Bud's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 (edited) Another day in Miami, while we are still about 5 hours from Shockey's "Rise 'N Shine" time - it's important his staff get every thing ready for today's workout. Fresh Ice is placed in the cooler along with 2 more cases of Heinenken, the martini shakers are cleaned - cracked ice prepared and kept frozen for instant use. The blender is cleaned, fresh fruit cut , and the liquor cabinet re-stocked. Telephone messages from Coughlin and Eli are answered with "STOP CALLING - I'M NOT COMING - ONLY SUCKERS SHOW UP FOR OFF-SEASON WORKOUTS" in that annoying computer voice generated by the telephone itself. The local constabulary is contacted and paid off for the previous night's misadventures that was "overlooked" due to a financial arrangement made betwen Shockey and the local sheriff. The X-Box equipment is checked and re-checked as a vigorous session is planned today before the relaxing weekend. More Boxes of Ho-Hos are purchased for Willie Jo and the Baby Pool is cleaned again............... Edited March 31, 2006 by Lockhart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK-Giantsfan Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Another day in Miami, while we are still about 5 hours from Shockey's "Rise 'N Shine" time - it's important his staff get every thing ready for today's workout. Fresh Ice is placed in the cooler along with 2 more cases of Heinenken, the martini shakers are cleaned - cracked ice prepared and kept frozen for instant use. The blender is cleaned, fresh fruit cut , and the liquor cabinet re-stocked. Telephone messages from Coughlin and Eli are answered with "STOP CALLING - I'M NOT COMING - ONLY SUCKERS SHOW UP FOR OFF-SEASON WORKOUTS" in that annoying computer voice generated by the telephone itself. The local constabulary is contacted and paid off for the previous night's misadventures that was "overlooked" due to a financial arrangement made betwen Shockey and the local sheriff. The X-Box equipment is checked and re-checked as a vigorous session is planned today before the relaxing weekend. More Boxes of Ho-Hos are purchased for Willie Jo and the Baby Pool is cleaned again............... if you haven't got anything better to do than write this rubbish ..... i pity you Lockjaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Another day in Miami, while we are still about 5 hours from Shockey's "Rise 'N Shine" time - it's important his staff get every thing ready for today's workout. Fresh Ice is placed in the cooler along with 2 more cases of Heinenken, the martini shakers are cleaned - cracked ice prepared and kept frozen for instant use. The blender is cleaned, fresh fruit cut , and the liquor cabinet re-stocked. Telephone messages from Coughlin and Eli are answered with "STOP CALLING - I'M NOT COMING - ONLY SUCKERS SHOW UP FOR OFF-SEASON WORKOUTS" in that annoying computer voice generated by the telephone itself. The local constabulary is contacted and paid off for the previous night's misadventures that was "overlooked" due to a financial arrangement made betwen Shockey and the local sheriff. The X-Box equipment is checked and re-checked as a vigorous session is planned today before the relaxing weekend. More Boxes of Ho-Hos are purchased for Willie Jo and the Baby Pool is cleaned again............... Yawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Another day in Miami, while we are still about 5 hours from Shockey's "Rise 'N Shine" time - it's important his staff get every thing ready for today's workout. Fresh Ice is placed in the cooler along with 2 more cases of Heinenken, the martini shakers are cleaned - cracked ice prepared and kept frozen for instant use. The blender is cleaned, fresh fruit cut , and the liquor cabinet re-stocked. Telephone messages from Coughlin and Eli are answered with "STOP CALLING - I'M NOT COMING - ONLY SUCKERS SHOW UP FOR OFF-SEASON WORKOUTS" in that annoying computer voice generated by the telephone itself. The local constabulary is contacted and paid off for the previous night's misadventures that was "overlooked" due to a financial arrangement made betwen Shockey and the local sheriff. The X-Box equipment is checked and re-checked as a vigorous session is planned today before the relaxing weekend. More Boxes of Ho-Hos are purchased for Willie Jo and the Baby Pool is cleaned again............... Post Soundtrack This just in... goto hell... Lockhart theme music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 This just in... goto hell... Lockhart theme music I thought his theme music was "every one has AIDS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 I thought his theme music was "every one has AIDS" Doesn't lockhart and floyd make a nice couple? David must be Nosebleed or carbo..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Carbo Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Another day in Miami, while we are still about 5 hours from Shockey's "Rise 'N Shine" time - it's important his staff get every thing ready for today's workout. Fresh Ice is placed in the cooler along with 2 more cases of Heinenken, the martini shakers are cleaned - cracked ice prepared and kept frozen for instant use. The blender is cleaned, fresh fruit cut , and the liquor cabinet re-stocked. Telephone messages from Coughlin and Eli are answered with "STOP CALLING - I'M NOT COMING - ONLY SUCKERS SHOW UP FOR OFF-SEASON WORKOUTS" in that annoying computer voice generated by the telephone itself. The local constabulary is contacted and paid off for the previous night's misadventures that was "overlooked" due to a financial arrangement made betwen Shockey and the local sheriff. The X-Box equipment is checked and re-checked as a vigorous session is planned today before the relaxing weekend. More Boxes of Ho-Hos are purchased for Willie Jo and the Baby Pool is cleaned again............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 (edited) Here is the Grueling "Hurricane Gauntlet" which makes the workouts in South Beach legendary - Shockey and Plaxico will attempt to complete Circuit TWICE DAILY! 80% of the UM perspective football players dropout of the football program due to this one portion of the legendary Miami workout! (Neither Shockey nor Plaxico have been able to complete one full circuit yet!) Edited March 31, 2006 by Lockhart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Here is the Grueling "Hurricane Gauntlet" which makes the workouts in South Beach legendary - Shockey and Plaxico will attempt to complete Circuit TWICE DAILY! 80% of the UM perspective football players dropout of the football program due to this one portion of the legendary Miami workout! (Neither Shockey nor Plaxico have been able to complete one full circuit yet!) I have to admit thats very funny ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 I have to admit thats very funny ! You don't have to but you did anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 All thouse people are drowning Sorry had a few Bud's weisers or green? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Doesn't lockhart and floyd make a nice couple? David must be Nosebleed or carbo..... Its funny cause they have gay sex together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Floyd The Barber Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Its funny cause they have gay sex together thats hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 thats hilarious... Thank You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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