Sephiroth

These guys look like 💩

Corey Clement looking nice so far.

Yep. They suck.

Rodarius Williams not living up to the hype.

Will he be alive by the end of the game?

Jones isn't playing in the preseason opener.

Having some bad plays is one thing, it IS camp. Defenders "living in the backfield?" That's something else. If we can't find at least one starter at Guard through a trade or free agency it's going to be a long season.

I read two articles the other day... one said that the defensive line was "living" in the Giants backfield and that Joe Judge was pissed about it, the other was that Judge, Gettleman, both o-line coaches, and Kitchens were all watching and "evaluating" the o-line players at the same time. Early returns look like cutting the best player on a bottom-5 o-line and replacing him with no one might have been a bad idea.

One guy (Gates) looks pretty solid, both tackles are "who the fuck knows," and both guards look pretty bad. In a league where you need all five guys to be "decent to good" to have a chance, that's not very inspiring.

Definitely good news... but let's keep it real, he's going to get fucking destroyed behind this shit o-line.

Geoff Schwartz It's nice to see Schwartz still isn't afraid to sit on his ass and collect a paycheck like he did in East Rutherford. I'll never forget that one time he played those two games in a row for us. That was really something.

If we start 1-3 the players are gonna turn on Judge pretty fucking quick. There's a pretty fine line between Bill Parcells and Ray Rhodes.

Sad for Toilolo, but he was the blocking TE that couldn't block. You can replace him with literally anybody.

Yeah I think Limeaux was the worst-rated guard last year and Fulton had the most sacks surrendered. Super-Fucking-Bowl!

Good thing we drafted our 8th DB in Aaron Robinson this year instead of getting any of the quality O-linemen still available like Wyatt Davis or Ben Cleveland.

I meant Mitchell, but hoping he'd move inside... a fool's errand, I know.

Mitchell Schwartz and David DeCastro are still available.

Lol So this fucking guy gets a "last chance" contract, is told he needs to drop ten pounds... then responds by gaining three pounds and says he's being singled out and treated unfairly. Also says Judge "never talked to me" when there's photos if Judge and Benjamin talking in rookie minicamp.

Joe Thuney isn't on the team.

So wait, they'll be in their own booth, commenting on the game? I bet their analysis alone is worth watching, even if it's Jacksonville vs Atlanta.

Whelp... there goes the post-career studio gig.

Well, for starters my dad whose been going to Giants games since before they played at the Polo Grounds lost his seats of over 50 years because he didn't have 40 grand for PSLs. When we finally got season tickets we were only offered nosebleeds, everywhere you look there's an ad or commercial for something, a beer is sixteen bucks, parking has doubled and now you have to walk farther to boot, and somehow it takes longer to get into and out of the stadium than it did in the old one (if there's ever a terrorist attack in there every fan is fucked). Also, it looks like a giant air conditioner. So yeah, fuck that place and fuck John Mara.

Weirdest thing... four teams actually called me this off-season.

Motherfucker had better not only show up when I call but play that rusty trombone like a New Orleans jazz solo if he wants me to step in that shithole again.

Honestly, unless the tickets are free or there's a huge Sportswrath contingency there I'll probably never go to another live game again. John Mara can eat my asshole.