Sephiroth

No losing records in the AFC North this season.

We should be hiring the Eagles assistant OL coach.

Bobby Johnson out as OL coach.

I watched some more Nabers film... he's a really intriguing prospect. He doesn't have elite speed at all but has elite literally everything else. Ball tracking, timing his jumps, manipulating DBs with head and shoulder fakes, etc. I know this is an absurd comparison but he reminds me of Jerry Rice a little bit.

If we can't get one of the top 3 guys at QB (looking more and more likely) I think a trade down is probably a good idea. Don't count out a trade up as well. If Chicago decides to keep Fields, it would only cost our first, second, and next year's first to trade up to #1 and have our pick according to trade charts.

I think Nabers or Olu will be the pick as well. Daniels will be gone by then and none of the top-3 teams will trade out of those spots because they all need QBs. A trade down might not be a horrible idea, but Nabers in particular is an amazing prospect from what I've seen so far (which isn't much).

We fell one spot to six. Worth it. Fuck the Eagles.

And by "F" I mean Fuck the Eagles.

Eagles subreddit is in full meltdown. They're calling for Sirianni to be fired and for a new QB. Glorious.

It's been glorious over there today.

You'd feel better about this if you could see their faces.

We're fucking destroying them. They've pulled their starters.

I think we'll end up dropping one to six. Gonna have to trade up for the QB.

These assholes look completely dejected and I love it.

Eagles waving the white flag of surrender. Fuck the Eagles!

FUCK THE EAGLES!!!

It's because they suck. Fuck those shit birds.

Nope! FUCK THE EAGLES!

Fuck the Eagles!

Wow Boogie Basham is straight dog shit. Last one off the snap literally every play.

Hope DeVito has a big game. I need to sell some more shirts.

Wildcat upcoming!

Whelp, we can forget about being competitive this game!

Just got back from a beautiful winter hike but yeah, I'm rooting for us to ruin our draft position today. Because fuck the Eagles.

She's a fine actress and all and I liked her in Hunger Games but she has an egg-shaped body.