37 - 13 Bye Week unfortunately.
Barkley and OBJ keep putting up numbers and doing everything they can to win, but it's not enough to beat the Bye Week.
Solder gives up 4 sacks, Henendez looks lost as fuck as he normally does.
The commentators continue to ignore Eli's drastic regression by blaming it on the Oline.
Engram drops two easy catches in the endzone.
Collins still cant cover the slowest TEs in the game and gets burnt deep, makes one good tackle in garbage time and the commentators cant stop saying "How good of a player he is"
An ageing Jenkins remembers he cant play corner and gives up a couple easy TDs.
Getty wastes another 15 million dollars in cap after the game signing David Diehl to try and get some help at Oline only to realize he's retired.
Mara blames the whole mess on "the fans" saying they "forced his hand" to keep Eli, reporters remind him he owns the team and can do whatever he wants, like all the other owners in the NFL do.
Eli beats his wife in front of the press at the podium stating "I'd rather take a pounding in jail with my buddy Lulu than get sacked 70 times this season"
Any other predictions?