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Breaking News On Bloomberg and Plax...


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Just heard on ESPN that Bloomberg and his posse personally conducted the search on Plax's house using their own search warrants drawn with crayons. In addition to finding a unregistered BB gun or two they discovered something far more serious. It turns out in Plaxico's attic was a 3rd grade teachers addition history book. They are now conducting a full scale investigation, increasing taxes on New York citizens in order to push 1 billion dollars worth of resources into this investigation. If he is found guilty of cheating on the test his college degree will be revoked, the Giants will have to concede their superbowl win to the Pats and Plax will be facing the death penalty if he doesn't plead down.

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LOL!!! I guess you heard they pulled a dawn search warrant on his house and found another 9mm and a long gun. With ammunition supposedly for three other guns. Last I heard you could legally purchase fire arms and keep them on the premises in any state, commonwealth and/or territory of the Union. Now imagine if the guy had actually hurt anyone besides his own dumb self. There would be a B-52 Arc Light raid being planned right now on his home in Jersey. This guy is the biggest threat to the City since....since...anyone.

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Well you see Jints....each state, commonwealth and territory of the U.S. has to honor the criminal justice process of another jurisdiction. So since he has been charged with a felony, NJ is empowered to carry out a search warrant upon the City's request. And in most states you do not need a license to have a long gun in your house...including NJ. It seems the district attorney (really the mayor) is trying to prejudice any potential jury. You see...you see...he is one of those gun owning crazies....ready to sell guns to the Crips or pull a Columbine. LOL

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LOL!!! I guess you heard they pulled a dawn search warrant on his house and found another 9mm and a long gun. With ammunition supposedly for three other guns. Last I heard you could legally purchase fire arms and keep them on the premises in any state, commonwealth and/or territory of the Union. Now imagine if the guy had actually hurt anyone besides his own dumb self. There would be a B-52 Arc Light raid being planned right now on his home in Jersey. This guy is the biggest threat to the City since....since...anyone.

 

Yeah. What a joke this has become. Issuing search warrants for the guy that accidentally shot himself. Storming the house like its Normandy.... unbelievable

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Yeah. What a joke this has become. Issuing search warrants for the guy that accidentally shot himself. Storming the house like its Normandy.... unbelievable

 

What do you expect, the media has found the whipping boy for the month. They will try to make an "example" of it to any of those no good professional athletes who want to protect them selfs. Instead of reporting about the economy of stuff happening over seas...lets crucify Plax because he's the newest thing in the news.

 

By next year when another athlete does something "wrong" they will be on him like white on rice and forget all about Plax.

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