Lughead Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 This is from Arthur Staple Return of Friday List: I know you all missed it so... Here we go. Today's List is a bit haphazard, given the time in the locker room and the creativity of those involved. We have a sampling of Giants players' nicknames from their football lives, from Pop Warner on up... Plus a few of the best nicknames given out over the last couple years: Barry Cofield -- Zeus, Baby Huey. "My mom gave me both of those. I was a big kid." Chris Snee -- House. "From high school." Best Snee nickname from the locker room: Crawl. "The Pauly Shore character from 'Son-In-Law.' -- Rich Seubert Brandon Jacobs -- Chocolate Thunder. "Coach Dick Spurlock from Coffeyville CC gave me that one." From the locker room: Hightower, courtesy Derrick Ward. Derrick Ward -- D-Ward. "Been that since Pop Warner." From the locker room: Chub. "Cause he's short and chubby." -- Jacobs Zak DeOssie -- The Albatross. "My teammates at Brown." From the locker room: Bam Bam. "He's always hitting people, all the darn time." -- Chase Blackburn Reggie Torbor -- Moose. "I was a running back in high school and I just ran over everybody." Rich Seubert -- Little Dick. "My grandma gave me that one." From the locker room: Stewie. "He looks just like that kid (from Family Guy)." -- Snee Steve Smith -- Scuba Steve. "The guy from 'The Waterboy.' It just stuck." Smith tossed out a couple for his senior receivers: "Plax is Lanky, and Toomer is Captain." We saved the best two for last... And for anonymity's sake, since no one wanted to own up to telling me. Justin Tuck -- Big Midget. Former locker-room cut-up Frank Walker gave Tuck that one. Kareem McKenzie -- Peaches. Carlos Emmons provided that one. And Kareem does not like it, apparently. OK, a bit random, and maybe we can grab some more today. But that's the List. More later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lubeck Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 If someone had given me the nickname Peaches I wouldn't like it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE01 Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 They should have given the nickname "toast", to Will Allen. Because he repeatedly got burnt like toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lughead Posted October 14, 2007 Author Share Posted October 14, 2007 They should have given the nickname "toast", to Will Allen. Because he repeatedly got burnt like toast. <_> Elvis Patterson had the honor of being Nicknamed Toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Scuba Steve is from Big Daddy. Not The Waterboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFire Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 I liked Eli as Easy E and Mackenzie as Shugg Knight. There is a definite resemblance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 I liked Eli as Easy E and Mackenzie as Shugg Knight. There is a definite resemblance. Except for the attempted murder charges..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 Carlos Emmons should have nick named himself Softee or W. O. S. (Waste of Space). Call me peaches asshole and you will be eating them for weeks after they unwire your jaw. So glad that the Human Goal Post is no longer here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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