boohyah Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 -TIKI BARBER IS FUCKING AWESOME, -IN FACT HE REEKS OF AWESOMENESS. -WHEN HE WAS ON THE GIANTS, THE GIANTS WERE AWESOME, NOW THAT HE'S GONE, THEY ARE NO LONGER AWESOME. -COACH COUGHLIN HELPED HIM WITH HIS FUMBLING, WHICH MADE HIM EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN HE ALREADY WAS, HOWEVER........... -DESPITE THAT, COACH COUGHLIN, UNLIKE TIKI, IS NOT AWESOME. - TIKI DESERVED AN AWESOME AMOUNT OF MONEY FROM THE GIANTS, THEY DID NOT GIVE IT TO HIM. DESPITE THAT, TIKI CONTNUED HIS AWESOME DISPLAYS FOR THE GIANTS. WHAT A MAN , IMAGINE PLAYING FOR LESS THAN YOU ARE WORTH. HE MUST BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD THAT DOESN'T GET PAID WHAT HE'S WORTH DAMMIT. THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT............WHEN YOU ARE THAT AWESOME. -THE UNGRATEFUL GIANT FANS HAVE NO IDEA (BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID), HOW MUCH EFFORT GOES INTO BEING AWESOME ON SUNDAY, AND HOW MUCH TIKI'S BODY GOES THROUGH ON MONDAY FROM ALL THAT AWESOMENESS. IN FACT AFTER A MONDAY NIGHT GAME, TIKI'S BODY ALSO SUFFERED FROM ALL THE AWESOMENESS ON TUESDAY!!!! -TIKI IS NOW RETIRED FROM HIS AWESOME CAREER IN FOOTBALL, AND IS NOW AS AWESOME AS EVER, AS A RADIO HOST/ TV HOST AND AUTHOR. HE CAN ALSO CHEW GUM AND WALK AT THE SAME TIME. TIKI BARBER EVERYONE!!!!............FRIGGIN AWESOME. :worshippy: :worshippy: PS: IN TIKI'S AWESOME BOOK, HE REVEALS THAT THE ORIGINAL NAME FOR THUNDER AND LIGHTNING, WAS "THUNDER AND AWESOMENESS". HOWEVER THE WORD AWESOMENESS DID NOT FIT ON A T-SHIRT. The use of all caps, was for sake of emphasis. If you have an issue with it, well I don't fucking care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseygiantfan Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 :clap: :clap: :clap: very well said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE01 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 -TIKI BARBER IS FUCKING AWESOME, -IN FACT HE REEKS OF AWESOMENESS. -WHEN HE WAS ON THE GIANTS, THE GIANTS WERE AWESOME, NOW THAT HE'S GONE, THEY ARE NO LONGER AWESOME. -COACH COUGHLIN HELPED HIM WITH HIS FUMBLING, WHICH MADE HIM EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN HE ALREADY WAS, HOWEVER........... -DESPITE THAT, COACH COUGHLIN, UNLIKE TIKI, IS NOT AWESOME. - TIKI DESERVED AN AWESOME AMOUNT OF MONEY FROM THE GIANTS, THEY DID NOT GIVE IT TO HIM. DESPITE THAT, TIKI CONTNUED HIS AWESOME DISPLAYS FOR THE GIANTS. WHAT A MAN , IMAGINE PLAYING FOR LESS THAN YOU ARE WORTH. HE MUST BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD THAT DOESN'T GET PAID WHAT HE'S WORTH DAMMIT. THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT............WHEN YOU ARE THAT AWESOME. -THE UNGRATEFUL GIANT FANS HAVE NO IDEA (BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID), HOW MUCH EFFORT GOES INTO BEING AWESOME ON SUNDAY, AND HOW MUCH TIKI'S BODY GOES THROUGH ON MONDAY FROM ALL THAT AWESOMENESS. IN FACT AFTER A MONDAY NIGHT GAME, TIKI'S BODY ALSO SUFFERED FROM ALL THE AWESOMENESS ON TUESDAY!!!! -TIKI IS NOW RETIRED FROM HIS AWESOME CAREER IN FOOTBALL, AND IS NOW AS AWESOME AS EVER, AS A RADIO HOST/ TV HOST AND AUTHOR. HE CAN ALSO CHEW GUM AND WALK AT THE SAME TIME. TIKI BARBER EVERYONE!!!!............FRIGGIN AWESOME. :worshippy: :worshippy: PS: IN TIKI'S AWESOME BOOK, HE REVEALS THAT THE ORIGINAL NAME FOR THUNDER AND LIGHTNING, WAS "THUNDER AND AWESOMENESS". HOWEVER THE WORD AWESOMENESS DID NOT FIT ON A T-SHIRT. The use of all caps, was for sake of emphasis. If you have an issue with it, well I don't fucking care. LMAO!!!!!! That was funny sheit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mws44 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 This thread too, is awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boohyah Posted September 4, 2007 Author Share Posted September 4, 2007 LOOK HOW AWESOME I AM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feefifoefum Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 That was simply AWESOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Me Me Barber.....The most AWESOMELY humble dude I have ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boohyah Posted September 5, 2007 Author Share Posted September 5, 2007 AWESOMELY...............GAY??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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