Heathcliff

In early 2004, there was a considerable amount of people who actually wanted Ron Dayne to start and Barber to be punished through benching.

Zero cucumbers.

If Arrington signs with the Giants, I'll have sex with myself, to a woman.

I say: you're a terrible person because you're an "aussie".

"(in a non-faggot way)" Implication: I get an erection every time I see this guy's flowing locks; I wish he were a tree, so I could die beside him and have him absorb me out of the soil -- so our souls could become one with each other.

Yeah, way to give it to them!

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I don't call you a realist; I call you a pathetic poser who, for whatever reason, thinks pretending to be overly-cynical on a sports message board is interesting.

Um, what?

"overbearing" talents? The one thing that completes a football team is: wins I'm not trying to be a smart ass either; there is a very fine line between winning and losing in any given game -- the arbitrary nature of games makes the grey area more important than a mere black and white analysis.

Sharp today, aren't you?

My worldly knowledge can be construed as football knowledge; you just have to think hard enough.

What was your name at giants.com?

No thanks. He's fat and has bad teeth.

Shockey's tattoo is lame.

Because my muscles are bigger than yours.

What does my homosexual opinion have to do with its own importance? Owned.

That's boring.

Maybe so, but my opinion is of greater importance than yours.

"Pepito" -- Pronounced: "puh-puh-puh-pee-too"

In fact, I hate him. I hate his beard and he looks like his name should be "Pepito"

Sucks.

Cool. Is he tall?