Iceman_NYG

Welcome aboard the board

We need to first get a complementary WR. Toomer is geriatric, Sinorice Moss gets a season ending surgery scratching his fucking balls, and Carter is about as sure as a double zero on a roulette table. Defense, we need a complete revamp, dont even know where to begin.

Wow that was a game I would expect the 06' Giants to lose. 8 point lead, 4th and 5 force an INT and then fumble it away

 

I do feel bad for Marty, but the smugness of that GM makes me dislike them.

 

By the way, I have seen a lot of Rivers this year with the Directv and I will say I was not impressed then and I surely am not impressed now. His throws have a ton of air under them and we all know that does not work playing in the Meadowlands. From what i saw all year from him I suspected if he were forced to win a game he might have trouble. That pass that Colvin intercepted was just plain stupid.

Exactly. And this fucking dimwit on CNNSI.com actually had the audacity to come up with a retarded piece of writing, 'Rivers - The next Tom Brady'

For some reason, the media has had phases where they just sit and suck Rivers's dick. Last year it was a bad case of fellatio for Big Ben. And they are both playing like bums. Whats worse, they actually have good coaches to help them along. The Pats along with their ability have got to be the luckiest team in the History of football. The absolute luckiest team. Officials, calls, other team's bone headedness, it all seems to fall their way.

I'm as thrilled as anyone else but who do you think we have in mind?

THROW A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY AT THE DEF. COORD OF THE TITANS!!!! DO IT NOW! NOW!!!!!!

Why do I have a sinking feeling that wont be too far off the truth??

I dont know where you have been but Huf has been gone since the Washington game and Lewis is on the hot seat now . he will be gone. if you dont want to read the whole thing scroll down to the bold section

Oh ok. I knew he had been relieved of play calling duties and it was known that he was gone anyway. Didnt know that he had resigned.

Anyway, I hate this 'Lewis on the hot seat' bullshit. The bum doesnt deserve to be on the hot seat, he deserves to be burnt on a stake. Kill his ass.

Lewis and Huff need to go. Not just go, they need to accidentally hit by a truck or come under a train or something like that. They should have no part of this organisation.

Gilbride Im not too sure, maybe with an offseason of work, he might be able to do a good job, but considering his QB coaching abilities Im not too sure. Atleast he was an OC for many years.

But these two dicklicks and the conditioning coach need to pass away.

Maybe Jerry Reese for GM.

Maybe Chris Mara.

 

I thought it was going to be Reese, but this article reeks of Mara nepotism. And if you read between the lines of Coughlin's statement, it really doesn't look good for Reese.

 

Accorsi wanted to keep Carter and Walker? Asshole.

OMG. Idiocy looms large over NY.

How quickly we are ready to castrate him?

Anyone even managed to pay attention to his response to that bullshit Sheldon Brown statement?

Oh well...it doesnt matter. atleast get rid of all the fucking bums that hold Co-ordinator jobs, conditioning coach, QB coach.

Seriously, each and every decision making member who pretends to have a brain is from the Spastic Society of America. All they do is make shitty decisions one after the other and then talk shit in flowery language about Blue Pride. Cocksuckers.

Maybe nosebleed was right about certain things after all. :brooding:

Either Coughlin leaves or not, but his retarded Co-Ordinators should not be allowed within 10 miles of this organization. Atleast get some very capable co-ordinators who have 'brains'. Go for the Titans DC big time. Or Whisenhunt, but I guess he would be getting a head-coaching chance.

RB situation is a little grim, but I guess Jacobs should be able to shoulder the responsibility. He has had 2 years of tutalage under the very best.

OL - Fine, but Bob Shitfield needs to be assassinated.

DL - Fine

LB - Not too good, might go LBer in the first round of the draft

Secondary - Horseshit....i have no idea what can be done about those bums

STs - Get a speedy returner. I heard Sinorice was good at returning kicks and punts. Did they try him out this year at all?

Too bad they did not demote Johnny Lynn *cough cough* Tim Lewis.

Demote?

After what those fuckers have done to and for this team, we shouldnt be talking with such flowery words.

Murder, road-kill, death, shot, stabbed etc are more on what needs to be done with these fools. Bastards!

"Dumb and Dumber?"

Yeah... go to Gilbride. That'll help.

Shoudn't he have thought of a switch, like... two years ago?

We are hopeless on every level.

Actually it might. Its a little too late. But I have mentioned this before.

Gilbride's resume - He has been an OC for more than 10 years and worked for a varied number of teams.

Hufnagel - He has been a QB coach for more than 10 years and worked with a lot of big name QBs

What the fuck was going on behind closed doors when that motherfucker Coughlin decided to make Gilbride and QB coach and Hufnagel the OC??

What the fuck, memos got exchanged and they just let it be? Im still perplexed about that one.

The WCO would be a misfit for Eli. He is more suited to the vertical passing game. And I feel that the vertical passing game would be effective with the Giants, if only the play calling had a little common-sense to it. Through the last 2 years, it has been absolute shit and every game there are multiple times when through an entire series, every single fan is sitting there going, What - The - Fuck? What are we doing?

Hell, Tiki said it last game. When the camera was on him and he was standing there after hearing the brilliant play call and literally said "What the hell are we doing?". It was quite obvious that Puffnagel gets his playbook from Madden. The guy should have met with an accident, maybe a bolt of lightning, last year itself.

WHY THE FUCK DID TC EVEN HIRE HIM?? I guess, the coaching staff had brain disease right from the outset itself.

60 idiots coming to meeting 10 minutes early with matching socks, thats what we have right now. Nothing more.

What? I'm trying to be serious here.

Who the fuck are you? when the fuck did you show up? why the fuck did you show up? and you certainly are gifted with insane amounts of retardation.

I'd rather have Romo with Bill Parcells (and the Giants Offense).

 

Eli and TC (with the Dallas offense) would be WORSE off than the Giants are now.

P.S. since the Giants ORG treats Eli with kid gloves...how would you think Jerry Jones and Bill Parcells would treat Eli?

Its not the ORG treating him with kid gloves. It is the fucking coaching staff and its game plan that is completely derailing this team. 3 straight runs, gain of 19 yrds and then you ask Eli to chuck it 4 straight times?? I dont care who you have lining up behind center, but when the playcalling is as retarded as that, no QB will be given a chance to be successful.

There is a reason Eli looks so good when we go no-huddle. It is because the plays are all mixed up and not retarded. That is the formula to make a QB effective. With playcalling as retarded as the Giants' have, Joe Montana would look foolish behind that line. Let alone Eli. Ample evidence is Huff being thrown out. I am surprised it took so fucking long for this to happen. It should have happened 3/4 way through last season itself.

Lets hope Gilbride is better at play-calling than he is at QB coaching.

The "Win" part seems a remote possibility, let alone the "we're in" part. But usually the time the Giants actually manage a win is during such do-or-die games.

But in anycase, even if we do win, we are only waiting to see if we can top our embarrassment level from last year's playoffs.

The whole Pro-Bowl thing itself is fucking stupid.

Rivers and Homo get to the bowl? Just goes to show that the general population in majority is retarded.

Coughlin and his goons are the following :-

Fucking idiots who claim to be disciplinarians and consistently make this team more undisciplined week after week. DrZ when he described the Giants in his previous Power Rankings amused me more than it should have saddened me because he was a 100% correct.

Bloody morons who are devoid of any shred of intelligence, natural or artificial, who do not know what the word 'adjustment' means, would not know an effective game plan if it was wrapped around a dildo and hit them in the face, and are absolutely clueless about studying the opponent and playing to our strengths.

Tiki running under 15 times in a game, in multiple games? That warrants execution. They should be slowly tortured to death.

They have no idea on talent development. Or players confidence. What Coughlin can do very very effectively is have a massive fucking dog-house and put in all the people he wants in there thereby depriving this team of much needed talent. Willie Ponder being release because the fucktard Coughlin was a pussy-bitch and whined about having a problem with him is apt example to how big an idiot Coughlin is.

Coughlin, Hufnagel and Lewis have reached unfathomed levels of stupidity. Their idiocy and stubborness is so magnificently large that I am unable to describe it in words that suit it.

My want: Their execution. Soon. I dont care if we win next week and we go in, these cocksucking bastards need to be shot. Fucking asswipes.

I hope they read this board.

oh you all know whats comin..

That is possible, if we get rid of a little small thing call "playing football" from the equation.

Somebody please put some cyanide in Coughlin's and Huffnagel's food.

Doesnt seem likely.

But whatever the hell, Bellicheck or not, the current imbeciles we have certainly need to be executed. Id probably have a heartattack out of ecstasy if that ever happens, but even if it doesnt, somebody really needs to start some serious talk with Weiss, Whisenhunt or the DC of the Titans and do it now.

hey, everything's gone wrong this season, even tiki's having a down year. i trace all of it back to coughlin

Coughlin has pretty much laid the path and decorated it with Christmas lights so that one-eyed dummies can also see that his and his co-ordinators are the biggest set of cocklicks on the planet.

This fart-shit of a game plan was evident right at the outset itself. In the first year itself, it was quite evident that our offensive game plan was absolute horse-shit. Hufnagel has diarrhoea for brains. I had even mentioned this vociferously on the Giants board right from that time on. But I had retarded nit-wits giving me shit about our record etc and about it being a new system.

Bull-fucking-shit! The system was crap right from the beginning. Who the hell makes a second year QB have the second most passing attempts in the league??? When you have Tiki lining up and having a monster year, these bums were making Eli chuck it like nobody's business.

The fuckers need to die. Get Weiss or the Titans DC in here. They seem to have a little something called a brain. How the fuck could Wellington like a fuckhead like Coughlin?? I wish Coughlin goes and joins Wellington. He can take that senile fuckface Hufnagel with him.

we wont though. we'll have all the pieces in place. our offense is locked up for next year

Its locked up, but derailed permanents if TC and his posse have anything remotely to do with this team next year. They had better put these bums to sleep pronto lest they go and shit on other teams as well.

don't forget mr. gilbride

The true root cause of how ugly we look right now. I have bile in my throat after watching that game. I dont think we will ever recover from that one.

Here we go again.

We had a bad loss. We sucked today. Eli definitely was not himself.

The reason Rivers looks cool there is because of the coaches. Our coaches blow ass like a hurricane. These old farts need to be shot and then tossed on the road. USE THE MOTHERFUCKING TIGHT END YOU FUCKING LUNATICS! DO NO PASS WHEN THE RUN IS WORKING!!!

AM I THE ONLY FUCKER ON THIS PLANET WHO WAS EXPECTING A DRAW on 3rd AND 22 RIGHT FROM THE START?? I MEAN, 3rd and very long, ALL TEAMS RUN THE DRAW MORE OFTEN THAN NOT! EXPECT THAT SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK???