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A New York Post special: The best and worst of New York Sports

 

MOST IMMATURE

 

1 Stephon Marbury, Knicks Reputation as a loser getting worse every year. Yet, with opportunity to look in the mirror, at the example of Chauncey Billups, and for his teammates, Marbury would rather trade insults with Larry Brown than understand this coach offers redemption.

 

2 Randy Johnson, Yankees Doesn't like health questions that make him feel old, a reflection of permission given himself to sometimes behave like he's five. Stupid altercation with cameramen he thought were invading his privacy walking down a public street, then with umpire Fieldin Culbreth over ball calls in Toronto, resulting in second-inning ejection.

 

3 Nate Robinson, Knicks Preening while getting 34, yet still being outscored by Allen Iverson by 13 is the tip of an act that has included spitballs on the bus and a loud argument with Malik Rose in the shower. Not only looks like a kid among men, but acts like one, too.

 

4 Plaxico Burress, Giants Unexcused absence at break-up meeting. Slumped to only two TD catches in last eight games, just like his shoulders when the ball doesn't come his way.

 

At least he is currently thriving in the Miami climate.

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What makes me think that you tampered with this?

 

Show me the most mature list.

 

 

CLASSIEST

 

1 Curtis Martin, Jets Player second only to Joe Namath in meaning to the 46-year-old franchise is contentedly taking a pay cut and reduced role that will enable him to finish up where he is loved. Always left reason to believe he would give up some carries before any dignity.

 

2 Carlos Delgado, Mets Not an ounce of pretense to this slugger with a conscience and values, plus a track record for being the best teammate you could have.

 

3 Pete Kendall, Jets Wouldn't get with Dennis Green's program. There must have been something wrong with the program. Thoughtful and good-humored ambassador for what are usually the sanest guys on the field, the offensive linemen.

 

4 Tom Renney, Rangers Locker room containing seven nationalities is no Tower of Babble thanks to a coach low on the psychobabble and high on treating a once-moody superstar, a fourth-line rookie, and staff and media with even-handed respect

 

MOST HATED

 

1 Stephon Marbury, Knicks Lord help a best player on a bad team and a failed hometown savior besides. But he doesn't help himself in public debates with one more coach in a long string of them who can't stand him.

 

2 Kaz Matsui, Mets Team frustrated with his inability to stay on the field. Fans loathe rare sightings of him there.

 

3 Darius Kasparaitis, Rangers Opponents' opinion as low as his hits.

 

4 Jim Dolan, Madison Square Garden Tolerance of mismanagement and misbehavior seems to works for him, which is why you would want to work for him, but not buy his overpriced basketball tickets or cable services.

 

BEST LOVED

 

1 Bernie Williams, Yankees Occasional good deeds over 14 seasons like four World Championships, 83 postseason RBIs, four Gold Gloves and a batting title are coming back to him, the way they should. Besides, what kid in all of us doesn't love going to the ballpark with Grandpa?

 

2 Jason Kidd, Nets Last pass he threw that a teammate didn't like was at St. Joseph High. Even the worst kinds of guys know he makes them better. Eight assists counted practically every night and many more uncounted ones of coaches, trainers, and arena staff.

 

3 Pedro Martinez, Mets After three years of coal in their stockings, every Met fan's tree last year had Pedro under it. Just hope every sixth day they can continue to open him.

 

4 Henrik Lundqvist, Rangers Fans burned so often over eight years without playoffs were understandably cautious, not falling in unconditional love until he made his first save.

 

UNDERACHIEVING

 

1 Victor Zambrano, Mets Great stuff, but not the right stuff. Allowed three earned runs or fewer in 20 of 27 starts, still went only 7-12 due to uncanny capacity to make the wrong pitch following a bloop hit and a walk.

 

2 Alexei Yashin, Islanders Charles Wang wanted to do 10 years. Agent Mark Gandler should get 10 years. The buyout that could have been done without cap implications a year ago will now cost $2.5 million a year - one good player - in spending room.

 

3 Eddy Curry, Knicks Any indication on those heart tests that cleared his return that he has much heart for the game?

 

4 Robinson Cano, Yankees Mind wanders even farther than he ranges to either side.

 

OVERACHIEVING

 

1 Tiki Barber, Giants Mutant of the Meadowlands, better than ever after nine years in the NFL. For a 5-10 running back, that's almost as impossible as that run against the Chiefs.

 

2 Brian Gionta, Devils Forty-five goals are not small potatoes for any scorer, let along a 5-foot-6, fourth-round pick.

 

3 Aaron Small, Yankees Went a stunning 10-0 with a division winner by moving the ball around to even more places than he has played. After 20 stops with 13 different organizations, has learned to change speeds like uniforms.

 

4 Antonio Pierce, Giants Tracks the end of the careers of the 30 linebackers drafted in 2001, when he wasn't. Goes sideline to sideline to hunt down evidence of their demise.

 

BRIGHTEST

 

1 Pedro Martinez, Mets Mensa of the Mound. Command of his pitches and the hitters' heads. In the clubhouse, a lot of sharp humor to go with all his hubris.

 

2 Jason Kidd, Nets In continuing absence of signs of Jimmy Hoffa at the Meadowlands, fans have found Bobby Fischer. If Kidd has lost half a step, he still thinks three ahead of anybody playing against him.

 

3 Tiki Barber, Giants Might love the city, and all its cultural opportunities, even more than it loves him.

 

4 Tom Glavine, Mets Away, away until Hall of Fame chances seemed to be going away. But when career looked cornered at age 39, reinvented himself on the inside corner. All those losses to Atlanta must have really smarted.

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Tiki had a great year in 2004 and we didn't have an offense... :confused:

 

 

Last year Tiki was the Giant's only offense after Halloween - without Tiki in November and Decmeber the Giants do not make the playoffs. The Giants had no passing game at all the last 5 regualr season and the one playoff game - either Tiki produced or the Giants had no offense as Eli fell apart.

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3 Nate Robinson, Knicks Preening while getting 34, yet still being outscored by Allen Iverson by 13 is the tip of an act that has included spitballs on the bus and a loud argument with Malik Rose in the shower. Not only looks like a kid among men, but acts like one, too.

 

 

lol u made that up u dirtbag. :LMAO:

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He made up the Plax one too I bet.

 

 

Sorry Suzie, you bet wrong. Face the facts, Plexiglass is a me first player, don't get him the ball and he will be standing in the sulking section of the sideline.

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Sorry Suzie, you bet wrong. Face the facts, Plexiglass is a me first player, don't get him the ball and he will be standing in the sulking section of the sideline.

That has nothing to do with me claiming that you made up that thing with Plax, not the Post ;)

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A New York Post special: The best and worst of New York Sports

 

MOST IMMATURE

 

1 Stephon Marbury, Knicks Reputation as a loser getting worse every year. Yet, with opportunity to look in the mirror, at the example of Chauncey Billups, and for his teammates, Marbury would rather trade insults with Larry Brown than understand this coach offers redemption.

 

2 Randy Johnson, Yankees Doesn't like health questions that make him feel old, a reflection of permission given himself to sometimes behave like he's five. Stupid altercation with cameramen he thought were invading his privacy walking down a public street, then with umpire Fieldin Culbreth over ball calls in Toronto, resulting in second-inning ejection.

 

3 Nate Robinson, Knicks Preening while getting 34, yet still being outscored by Allen Iverson by 13 is the tip of an act that has included spitballs on the bus and a loud argument with Malik Rose in the shower. Not only looks like a kid among men, but acts like one, too.

 

4 Plaxico Burress, Giants Unexcused absence at break-up meeting. Slumped to only two TD catches in last eight games, just like his shoulders when the ball doesn't come his way.

 

At least he is currently thriving in the Miami climate.

 

LINK.......I searched the post couldnt find it, please please provide a LINK

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LINK.......I searched the post couldnt find it, please please provide a LINK

 

 

buy a paper and read it for yourself you cheap bast...

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