BronxRik

He meant to say "All Emmitt had to do was block, so Aikman didn't get sacked", but what he really slurred was

"I'll admit my hard cock has been aching for sex with you".

7 hours ago, BlueInCanada said:

Guys Seph said no. 

He also tried to sell us on a faux Jeremy Shockey years ago. 

On 2/1/2023 at 7:29 AM, GorillaNJ said:

It blows my mind that a team would give up a first round draft pic for a coach.   Even the best coaches struggle without good players.   A mediocre coach can become a good/very good coach with the right talent on the field

True. Just ask Nick Sirianni.

Terrible. Teams need to know if their money will end up going to hookers by proxy. 

I thought we were supposed to have like ONE BILLION DOLLARS this year. 

Don't forget the Kelce Bowl. 

God how I hope KC smokes the Eagles.

We need a franchise kicker. 

That is all. 

No, wait, there's more:

Fuck the Eagles. 

This season has screwed up the path to get Arch Manning in '25. 

I figured on a few years of suckage, giving us a few years of top 10 draft picks, but that's not going to happen. At least not in the '23 draft. Unfortunately picking in the mid 20's assumes you're a relatively good team and don't need a lot of help. Nothing could be further from the truth about the Giants. They need a of lot help, they just happened to have outplayed their roster talent this year. They never really beat anyone any good until the playoff game, and were 1-4-1 in the division. This is not a "one player away from being a contender" team. I'm hoping they come to some reasonable 2-3 year contract with Jones, tag Barkley, save some cap space for the future, and pick up some draft picks along the way. 

Of course, this is assuming Daboll doesn't become McAdoo pt. duex, and Jones has really turned himself around and wasn't just playing for his future somewhere else. 

Crow.

Just now, Sephiroth said:

So I just got home but in thinking this isn't worth turning on?

Philthy scored during the halftime break so, probably not.

I just hope Dallas sucks as bad as this.

Go Chefs!

They played lights out against Minny. They're playing lights on today.

Already turned it off. Hoping for some epic comeback in the 2nd half. Let's face it, we're totally out talented. We've got some guy named, what, Comer? Chaser? Something like that. They've got Antonio Brown. Our time is coming, but not today. Really looking forward to the future. 

Wrong about this, hope I'm wrong again this week. 

DOOMED!

1 hour ago, Nas said:

We're sexier.   

And Dexier. 

Giants played better than the Cowboys this week and that's what this week's rankings are based on. 

The Giants play lights out, nearly perfect football and get ranked at 7, 4 spots up from last week. The Cowboys miss 4 extra points against a Brady lead team that looked like it was ready to drink beer and watch the playoffs, and gets ranked at 6 (no change from last week). I know these things are bullshit, but seriously, the Cowboy ball licking is just sickening. 

19 minutes ago, gmenroc said:

I am good with the Bills if Giants are out of it.  If Eagles or Cowboys make it, I want to see them embarrassed.  Like...make it bad enough that folks consider it two SB losses instead of one.

29 minutes ago, boohyah said:

We have no home games. We're on the road no matter what unless the Seahawks had made a run.

Even better. The look on Jerruh's face when we knock them out will be worth it. 

I hate those fucking Eagles. When we beat them we host the game following that, right? So if Dallas beats the Bucs, we'll get Dallas at home? Nothing could be finer. Knock off 2 divisional rivals for a trip to the Superbowl.   H  o  l  y    s  h  i  t!

Holy fucking cow. They played like they wanted it. Who's up next? 

Ribs.