Blue Jeans Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Endy Chavez is so fast that when he goes after a fly ball, he has time to tie his shoes, shave, and call his mother while he waits for the ball to come down. Endy Chavez dropped a ball once. Once. 70% of the earth's surface is covered by water. The rest is covered by Endy Chavez. Endy Chavez learned how to fly from Superman so he could dive for line drives. The Snow Cone is being renamed to the Endy Chavez. Endy Chavez doesn't climb over walls to catch the ball, he leaps over them in a single bound. Endy Chavez can play all three outfield positions. At the same time. Endy Chavez has to use a foam bat. Endy Chavez is so fast, he can steal first base. One time I saw Endy Chavez hop over the centerfield fence, hotwire a car, and drive 3 blocks to rob a home run from Andruw Jones. Endy Chavez can hit a five run homer. Endy Chavez was released by the Phillies 'cause he makes a better cheese steak than Pat. I saw Endy Chavez hit an inside the park home run. Running backwards. Endy Chavez taught Pedro his changeup. Endy Chavez doesn't cry. Endy Chavez can pitch with both hands. Albert Pujols keeps an Endy Chavez Topps rookie card in his locker for good luck. The new stadium for the Mets in 2009 will be called Endy Chavez Field. When the Expos moved to Washington, Endy Chavez carried the team on his back. The entire team. And the bat boy. Between innings, Endy Chavez dresses up as Mr. Met to entertain the fans. Endy Chavez is Willie's favorite player! Roger Clemens has a clause in his contract that he never has to face Endy Chavez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plax 4 Prez Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Endy Chavez is so fast that when he goes after a fly ball, he has time to tie his shoes, shave, and call his mother while he waits for the ball to come down. Endy Chavez dropped a ball once. Once. 70% of the earth's surface is covered by water. The rest is covered by Endy Chavez. Endy Chavez learned how to fly from Superman so he could dive for line drives. The Snow Cone is being renamed to the Endy Chavez. Endy Chavez doesn't climb over walls to catch the ball, he leaps over them in a single bound. Endy Chavez can play all three outfield positions. At the same time. Endy Chavez has to use a foam bat. Endy Chavez is so fast, he can steal first base. One time I saw Endy Chavez hop over the centerfield fence, hotwire a car, and drive 3 blocks to rob a home run from Andruw Jones. Endy Chavez can hit a five run homer. Endy Chavez was released by the Phillies 'cause he makes a better cheese steak than Pat. I saw Endy Chavez hit an inside the park home run. Running backwards. Endy Chavez taught Pedro his changeup. Endy Chavez doesn't cry. Endy Chavez can pitch with both hands. Albert Pujols keeps an Endy Chavez Topps rookie card in his locker for good luck. The new stadium for the Mets in 2009 will be called Endy Chavez Field. When the Expos moved to Washington, Endy Chavez carried the team on his back. The entire team. And the bat boy. Between innings, Endy Chavez dresses up as Mr. Met to entertain the fans. Endy Chavez is Willie's favorite player! Roger Clemens has a clause in his contract that he never has to face Endy Chavez. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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