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  1. Donavan, how could you possibly make any obsevations about Eli or any of the Giants for that matter? Did you see the Eagles disappointing showing last season? You sucked. I would be worried about your own team. Who is Donavan's backup? He's injured in forty places, he lost his balls, He gets one or two good hits on him and his career is finished. I will take Eli any day of the week over that old chunky eating bastard. The Giants will be fine and once again the Eagles will finish at the bottom of the NFC East.

     

    why is a woman trying to discuss football with men??? go fix me a sammich

  2. Hide behind you monitor and sling insults with out facing any consequences...I'd say you're the one with the issues not me.

     

     

    do you actually read your own posts???

     

    :clap:

     

    congrats on making yourself sound more stupid and hypocritical than before....that must have been quite some task

  3. What ever. You know, I've realized that it's not you that makes me mad it's the fact that I can't reach through my monitor and tear your throat out. Somebody invent that ability and we'll see ass holes like d4p vanish for ever.

     

    :LMAO:

     

    internet toughguys :flex:

     

    you're so intimidating :rolleyes:

  4. I just can't give a shit about who is rumored for this and what this talking head said about that. Even come draft day...I just don't give a crap. The Giants can draft or sign whomever they want and see fit. They have people whom they pay to make those decisions. I highly doubt they aren't going about things in a way other than putting the best team on the field. Come FB season I will root for the Giants to win each game they play with every bit of energy I have. If they lose a game I will be extremely disappointed and my day and the following day or 2 will be a little depressing but I'll be back next game with the same conviction. Some of you people take it way too seriously with all the off season speculation and getting upset that they don't do what you think is best. It really doesn't matter to me when I write my mortgage check or go food shopping. There are more important things in my life.

     

    Hey Giants- sign and draft whom you want. I'll be there no matter what. Really.

     

    since when does any hobo pay a mortgage in grand central station??

     

    btw, standing in a soup line doesn't constitute "food shopping"

  5. This thread is to honor the first official "great" MB clique of our time.....

     

    Dye Job, Barnabus, Lockhart, Nosebleed, and Nutty Sack have formed the greatest braintrust seen this side of the Pentagon.....kudos

     

    we should feel privileged that they take time out of their schedules to share their insight with the undeserving masses that populate this board

     

    we're not worthy :worshippy:

  6. Yet you still stalk my every post on this message board, report my every move to the Mods, and feel the need to make one of your cute comments each and every time you read one of my posts. :confused:

     

    and all this time i thought he only did that to me.....now i'm jealous :furious:

  7. had his daddy facilitate a trade, refused to suit up for the Chargers and demanded a trade

     

    commanded the largest rookie contract ever, said he would hold out, signed after weeks of grumbling

     

    got booed in New York, wouldn’t wear the Chargers hat, and looked like a 5 year old who had just pissed himself in the Peter Pan play.

     

    fought with Warner, refused to take Kurt's advice, wanted on the field right away, had his teammates question his play

     

    (Upon playing) went winless, had a passer rating of 0.0., got yanked from games, threw 3x as many picks, and had veterans question him for ruining their season

     

    (in college) Chose Daddy’s alma mater, underachieved, never won a BCS bowl, rode Brothers coattails and used his name and genes to become #1 pick. (People forgot to notice that when he speaks he sounds half inbred, & retarded)

     

    wanted the NY market for endorsements, most likely got a STD from singer Lindsay Lohan (who dumped him), rented a penthouse, gets drilled by NY media daily for being a bust.

     

    teammates rallied around each other to win division and despite Eli's erratic play down the stretch managed to get a playoff home game in the 1st round and still went scoreless to the Carolina Panthers

     

    am i missing anything?

  8. Eli Manning dies and goes to hell. The Devil is very happy to hear this because he's a Redskins fan, being from Washington and all, and decides to make Eli's afterlife a living hell (duh). Anyways, he approaches him and Eli is smiling. This suprises the Devil. "Why are you smiling, you will eternally suffer, this is the worst fate a man can endure."

     

    Eli responds saying, "This heat reminds me of my college days at Mississippi. I had a great college career, and being in the south, it was often very warm down there."

     

    This infuriates The Devil, so when he returns to his neatherrealm castle, he cranks up the thermostat making the heat unbearable. He returns to Eli the next days, with him having an even wider grin, so the Devil demands an explanation. Eli says, "This heat reminds me of days when we had to play Dallas. They were a horrible team when I first got into the league, and even more pathetic after Terrell Owens destroyed their weak chemistry after one year. I used to get easy wins against them all the time."

     

    The Devil is steamed when he retires that evening, and cranks the thermostat up to it's limit, making the ground red hot. He wakes up and immediately checks Manning's state. Eli is even more estatic, pumping his fist and smiling like there's no tomorrow. He explains that the heat reminded him of the hottest stadium he played in, against Arizona, which was always an easy win.

     

    Then the Devil gets an idea. He puts on the AC at full blast, bringing the temperature down below 0, figuring he would finally have the right climate to torture Manning, probably reminding him of the days he would have to play the Philadelphia Eagles. Much to his suprise, the next day Manning is jumping up and down, celebrating at the temperature. The Devil is exhausted, and asks him what the temperature reminds him of. Manning replies, "Nothing, but hell's frozen over! My brother Peyton must have won a superbowl!"

  9. Wow, how everyone comes out from underneath their fucking rocks when Duke loses. Well get it out now cause you might not see it again. Most of us Duke fans knew that there was a great chance at a loss here. Duke has lost 4 of the last 5 before the NC game. I'll trade the win against NC for this loss anyday. This loss will only rally the troops heading into tournament time. So all you Duke haters enjoy this moment, you've only had twice to do it

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