donovan4prez

why is a woman trying to discuss football with men??? go fix me a sammich

back-to-back posts repeating the same garbage.....must have really gotten under your scaly, flaky skin now who's the one hiding bitch???

do you actually read your own posts??? congrats on making yourself sound more stupid and hypocritical than before....that must have been quite some task

at what point did the epiphany occur???? was it after your 12 post on this thread????

you're absolutely right sally.....i have no desire to be tough on a mb problem for you is i'm sure it doesn't translate in real life

internet toughguys you're so intimidating

since when does any hobo pay a mortgage in grand central station?? btw, standing in a soup line doesn't constitute "food shopping"

Updated Picture Of Elisha And New Love

baseball is for the gays

This thread is to honor the first official "great" MB clique of our time..... Dye Job, Barnabus, Lockhart, Nosebleed, and Nutty Sack have formed the greatest braintrust seen this side of the Pentagon.....kudos we should feel privileged that they take time out of their schedules to share their insight with the undeserving masses that populate this board we're not worthy :worshippy:

and all this time i thought he only did that to me.....now i'm jealous

i've caused dissention among the ranks.....mission accomplished

you mean when they beat the Eagles twice w/o McNabb in the lineup and barely beat a Mike McMahon-led team in OT??

nah.....it's easier this way

had his daddy facilitate a trade, refused to suit up for the Chargers and demanded a trade commanded the largest rookie contract ever, said he would hold out, signed after weeks of grumbling got booed in New York, wouldn’t wear the Chargers hat, and looked like a 5 year old who had just pissed himself in the Peter Pan play. fought with Warner, refused to take Kurt's advice, wanted on the field right away, had his teammates question his play (Upon playing) went winless, had a passer rating of 0.0., got yanked from games, threw 3x as many picks, and had veterans question him for ruining their season (in college) Chose Daddy’s alma mater, underachieved, never won a BCS bowl, rode Brothers coattails and used his name and genes to become #1 pick. (People forgot to notice that when he speaks he sounds half inbred, & retarded) wanted the NY market for endorsements, most likely got a STD from singer Lindsay Lohan (who dumped him), rented a penthouse, gets drilled by NY media daily for being a bust. teammates rallied around each other to win division and despite Eli's erratic play down the stretch managed to get a playoff home game in the 1st round and still went scoreless to the Carolina Panthers am i missing anything?

fixed

you would?

Archie Manning has illegitimate son and here's the proof: Archie Manning Corky Manning I wish Eli and Peyton would issue a statement on Corky's behalf

indefinitely

the old man finally came over from the darkside

Eli Manning and Jermey Shockey walk into a bar. As they approach the stools, Eli turns to Shockey and says "Can I push your stool in for you?"

Eli Manning dies and goes to hell. The Devil is very happy to hear this because he's a Redskins fan, being from Washington and all, and decides to make Eli's afterlife a living hell (duh). Anyways, he approaches him and Eli is smiling. This suprises the Devil. "Why are you smiling, you will eternally suffer, this is the worst fate a man can endure." Eli responds saying, "This heat reminds me of my college days at Mississippi. I had a great college career, and being in the south, it was often very warm down there." This infuriates The Devil, so when he returns to his neatherrealm castle, he cranks up the thermostat making the heat unbearable. He returns to Eli the next days, with him having an even wider grin, so the Devil demands an explanation. Eli says, "This heat reminds me of days when we had to play Dallas. They were a horrible team when I first got into the league, and even more pathetic after Terrell Owens destroyed their weak chemistry after one year. I used to get easy wins against them all the time." The Devil is steamed when he retires that evening, and cranks the thermostat up to it's limit, making the ground red hot. He wakes up and immediately checks Manning's state. Eli is even more estatic, pumping his fist and smiling like there's no tomorrow. He explains that the heat reminded him of the hottest stadium he played in, against Arizona, which was always an easy win. Then the Devil gets an idea. He puts on the AC at full blast, bringing the temperature down below 0, figuring he would finally have the right climate to torture Manning, probably reminding him of the days he would have to play the Philadelphia Eagles. Much to his suprise, the next day Manning is jumping up and down, celebrating at the temperature. The Devil is exhausted, and asks him what the temperature reminds him of. Manning replies, "Nothing, but hell's frozen over! My brother Peyton must have won a superbowl!"

Wow, how everyone comes out from underneath their fucking rocks when Duke loses. Well get it out now cause you might not see it again. Most of us Duke fans knew that there was a great chance at a loss here. Duke has lost 4 of the last 5 before the NC game. I'll trade the win against NC for this loss anyday. This loss will only rally the troops heading into tournament time. So all you Duke haters enjoy this moment, you've only had twice to do it

as long as basketball is only played with one ball that backcourt will make the rest of the team suffer i know from being a Sixer fan with AI