so-cal dub Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Do you fear me? I wonder if you do. I notice you spending countless hours on the board not saying a thing, then yet when I say something towards you, you get all happy. Deep down inside, you know I own you. I own your faggoty glasses, and acne riddled face. Dont be shy, you can say it...you can say you are my bitch. Here, say it with me... "I am So-Cal's Bitch!" You should be so proud. Run to your wife and kids tell them you finally faced what was killing you for years. Maybe you'll get a "Gee dad, I love you" or a "You are the greatest husband a woman could want", but I doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeef2 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Fear you? I guess you could look at it that way. I fear you will stop drinking and popping pills long enough to put together a coherent thought. I fear you will remove all plaid shorts and tube socks from your wardrobe. I fear you will lose the man-boobs and get hair plugs. I fear you will give me a swift whack with your cane. I fear you will quit Sportswrath again in a whiny hissy fit because people are making fun of you, like you did a few months ago. I also fear that you're gonna come to my house, boil my pet rabbit, and take my kid on a roller coaster ride, but that just started this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so-cal dub Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 Fear you? I guess you could look at it that way. I fear you will stop drinking and popping pills long enough to put together a coherent thought. I fear you will remove all plaid shorts and tube socks from your wardrobe. I fear you will lose the man-boobs and get hair plugs. I fear you will give me a swift whack with your cane. I fear you will quit Sportswrath again in a whiny hissy fit because people are making fun of you, like you did a few months ago. I also fear that you're gonna come to my house, boil my pet rabbit, and take my kid on a roller coaster ride, but that just started this morning. moron, that cane was a prop. I came beck to SW just to make you smile. I'm popping a pill right now, want one? I'll send you a pair of plaid shorts so you can wear something other than nylon slacks. My boobs are bigger than your wife's, sadly she has more hair on her chest then I do on my head. I'm not a fan of Fatal Attraction, ...you have a pet bunny, how cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeef2 Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Weak, even by your standards. How'd that "raging homo" thread work out for you? Did you get the results you were looking for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so-cal dub Posted October 24, 2008 Author Share Posted October 24, 2008 Weak, even by your standards. How'd that "raging homo" thread work out for you? Did you get the results you were looking for? If I wanted you to be the winner, I would have at lease voted for you. Keep in mind the title says "Most likely". We already know you are. Weak? Thats all you got. It took you almost a day to reply, and you come up with "weak". You fucking fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeef2 Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Yeah, I was thinking for the entire past day about how I was going to respond to "My boobs are bigger than your wife's", and I just couldn't come up with anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so-cal dub Posted October 24, 2008 Author Share Posted October 24, 2008 Yeah, I was thinking for the entire past day about how I was going to respond to "My boobs are bigger than your wife's", and I just couldn't come up with anything. So it is true, becasue she says the same thing about you not being able to come up. Your health insurance doesn't cover Viagra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeef2 Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 You're painfully unfunny. Not even amusing to bust on anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so-cal dub Posted October 24, 2008 Author Share Posted October 24, 2008 You're painfully unfunny. Not even amusing to bust on anymore. True, nothing can spark a knee slapping laugh like looking at your family pictures. But I try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeef2 Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so-cal dub Posted October 24, 2008 Author Share Posted October 24, 2008 *rimshot* Are you offering? {nice edit btw, with the drumset} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so-cal dub Posted October 25, 2008 Author Share Posted October 25, 2008 Mckeef, you have no real friends, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeef2 Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Mickeef post count- 2,271 Gimp post count- 28,398 You're right. With over 2,000 posts on a message board, I probably wouldn't have time for any meaningful friendships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillSmackPapa Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Do you fear me? I wonder if you do. I notice you spending countless hours on the board not saying a thing, then yet when I say something towards you, you get all happy. Deep down inside, you know I own you. I own your faggoty glasses, and acne riddled face. Dont be shy, you can say it...you can say you are my bitch. Here, say it with me... "I am So-Cal's Bitch!" You should be so proud. Run to your wife and kids tell them you finally faced what was killing you for years. Maybe you'll get a "Gee dad, I love you" or a "You are the greatest husband a woman could want", but I doubt it. Youre wasting your time. Mickeef has a variety of mental illnesses. Most important being he is an energy vampire. he has no reflection and does not think he exists without conflict. He needs attention to prove he is alive and that people can see him. He literally cannot distinguish between positive and negative attention. Basically he is dead until you provide him energy, the more you rail at him, the more excited he gets. Another illness he has is paranoia. He treats people badly and then gets righteous when they react badly to them; as if they were attacking him from nowhere. Theres more but why vother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeef2 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Youre wasting your time. Mickeef has a variety of mental illnesses. Most important being he is an energy vampire. he has no reflection and does not think he exists without conflict. He needs attention to prove he is alive and that people can see him. He literally cannot distinguish between positive and negative attention. Basically he is dead until you provide him energy, the more you rail at him, the more excited he gets. Another illness he has is paranoia. He treats people badly and then gets righteous when they react badly to them; as if they were attacking him from nowhere. Theres more but why vother? You, my friend, are the master of irony. Great job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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