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#1 Buck Murdock

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 03:07 AM

Do you fear me? I wonder if you do. I notice you spending countless hours on the board not saying a thing, then yet when I say something towards you, you get all happy. Deep down inside, you know I own you. I own your faggoty glasses, and acne riddled face. Dont be shy, you can say it...you can say you are my bitch. Here, say it with me... "I am So-Cal's Bitch!" You should be so proud. Run to your wife and kids tell them you finally faced what was killing you for years. Maybe you'll get a "Gee dad, I love you" or a "You are the greatest husband a woman could want", but I doubt it.

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 10:23 AM

Fear you? I guess you could look at it that way.

I fear you will stop drinking and popping pills long enough to put together a coherent thought.

I fear you will remove all plaid shorts and tube socks from your wardrobe.

I fear you will lose the man-boobs and get hair plugs.

I fear you will give me a swift whack with your cane.

I fear you will quit Sportswrath again in a whiny hissy fit because people are making fun of you, like you did a few months ago.

I also fear that you're gonna come to my house, boil my pet rabbit, and take my kid on a roller coaster ride, but that just started this morning. ohmy.gif

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 10:27 PM

QUOTE (mickeef2 @ Oct 23 2008, 03:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fear you? I guess you could look at it that way.

I fear you will stop drinking and popping pills long enough to put together a coherent thought.

I fear you will remove all plaid shorts and tube socks from your wardrobe.

I fear you will lose the man-boobs and get hair plugs.

I fear you will give me a swift whack with your cane.

I fear you will quit Sportswrath again in a whiny hissy fit because people are making fun of you, like you did a few months ago.

I also fear that you're gonna come to my house, boil my pet rabbit, and take my kid on a roller coaster ride, but that just started this morning. ohmy.gif

moron, that cane was a prop. I came beck to SW just to make you smile. I'm popping a pill right now, want one? I'll send you a pair of plaid shorts so you can wear something other than nylon slacks. My boobs are bigger than your wife's, sadly she has more hair on her chest then I do on my head. I'm not a fan of Fatal Attraction, ...you have a pet bunny, how cute.

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 08:10 PM

Weak, even by your standards.

How'd that "raging homo" thread work out for you? Did you get the results you were looking for?

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 08:12 PM

QUOTE (mickeef2 @ Oct 24 2008, 01:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Weak, even by your standards.

How'd that "raging homo" thread work out for you? Did you get the results you were looking for?

If I wanted you to be the winner, I would have at lease voted for you. Keep in mind the title says "Most likely". We already know you are.


Weak? Thats all you got. It took you almost a day to reply, and you come up with "weak". You fucking fag.

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 08:22 PM

Yeah, I was thinking for the entire past day about how I was going to respond to "My boobs are bigger than your wife's", and I just couldn't come up with anything.

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 08:25 PM

QUOTE (mickeef2 @ Oct 24 2008, 01:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, I was thinking for the entire past day about how I was going to respond to "My boobs are bigger than your wife's", and I just couldn't come up with anything.

So it is true, becasue she says the same thing about you not being able to come up. Your health insurance doesn't cover Viagra?

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 08:31 PM

sleep.gif You're painfully unfunny. Not even amusing to bust on anymore.

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 08:35 PM

QUOTE (mickeef2 @ Oct 24 2008, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
sleep.gif You're painfully unfunny. Not even amusing to bust on anymore.

True, nothing can spark a knee slapping laugh like looking at your family pictures. But I try.

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 08:44 PM



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Posted 24 October 2008 - 08:46 PM

QUOTE (mickeef2 @ Oct 24 2008, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*rimshot*

Are you offering?


{nice edit btw, with the drumset}

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Posted 25 October 2008 - 04:00 AM

Mckeef, you have no real friends, do you?

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Posted 25 October 2008 - 02:01 PM

Mickeef post count- 2,271
Gimp post count- 28,398

You're right. With over 2,000 posts on a message board, I probably wouldn't have time for any meaningful friendships.

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Posted 05 November 2008 - 06:05 AM

QUOTE (So-Cal Dub @ Oct 23 2008, 04:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do you fear me? I wonder if you do. I notice you spending countless hours on the board not saying a thing, then yet when I say something towards you, you get all happy. Deep down inside, you know I own you. I own your faggoty glasses, and acne riddled face. Dont be shy, you can say it...you can say you are my bitch. Here, say it with me... "I am So-Cal's Bitch!" You should be so proud. Run to your wife and kids tell them you finally faced what was killing you for years. Maybe you'll get a "Gee dad, I love you" or a "You are the greatest husband a woman could want", but I doubt it.



Youre wasting your time. Mickeef has a variety of mental illnesses. Most important being he is an energy vampire. he has no reflection and does not think he exists without conflict. He needs attention to prove he is alive and that people can see him. He literally cannot distinguish between positive and negative attention. Basically he is dead until you provide him energy, the more you rail at him, the more excited he gets.

Another illness he has is paranoia. He treats people badly and then gets righteous when they react badly to them; as if they were attacking him from nowhere.

Theres more but why vother?



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Posted 05 November 2008 - 12:09 PM

QUOTE (KillSmackPapa @ Nov 5 2008, 01:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Youre wasting your time. Mickeef has a variety of mental illnesses. Most important being he is an energy vampire. he has no reflection and does not think he exists without conflict. He needs attention to prove he is alive and that people can see him. He literally cannot distinguish between positive and negative attention. Basically he is dead until you provide him energy, the more you rail at him, the more excited he gets.

Another illness he has is paranoia. He treats people badly and then gets righteous when they react badly to them; as if they were attacking him from nowhere.

Theres more but why vother?


You, my friend, are the master of irony. Great job! thumbsup.gif




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