Currency

Randy Johnson is back!

Yankees front office need to fire themselves for thinking offense all the time.

It's time Barry Bonds cut ties with the Giants and place himself in the Big Apple.

He should think about parting ways and joining the Yankees, completing the formation of the Balco Trio, or the Balco Brothers.

Balco brother 1, Barry Bonds, will hit 3rd. With the short porch in right field, Barry will not only break Aaron's record but he will destroy it. It is fitting that Barry Bonds hits his 1000th all the way in the upper-deck, after his home-run, Bud Selig can stop the game and put together a 'mid-game' presentation to celebrate Bonds' 1000th HR.

Balco brother 2, Gary Sheffield, can hit 4th. He is better off playing DH as we won't want any more steroid rage of his happening in right field.

Balco brother 3, Jason Giambi, can hit 5th. He can be considered the 'sweeper.' He will absorb any runs that other brothers didn't produce. Giambi, with his steroid reproduced vision, can take walks and stat-pad his OBP stat.

Mark Mcgwire can find himself a consultant for the Balco Brother. He can train the Trio to evade authorities and find new ways to take steroids.

Sammy Sosa can be the hitting coach. He can teach the brothers the art of corking bats. Forget 500 feet Hrs from Barry Bonds, it's time to hit 600+ feet dingers.

Jose Canseco can be the medical advisor.

The Bronx will be the greatest show on earth.

Barry Bonds will hit 600 feet home runs and while rounding the bases rip off his pinstripes like Hulk Hogan. A sight that will live on forever in the mystical game that is baseball.

It's time to let go of old, selfish players like Gary Sheffield and bring in some pitching. This team built their dynasty with Elite pitching, not Elite hitting.

This guy is so many things.

 

I've never known of a bigger hypocrit and coward.

For the record, it's spelled 'hypocrite' with an 'e.'

Yankees fielding is only described by the puke that Paris Hilton stepped on.

A-Rod with a go ahead RBI?

I think it's a glitch.

I thought you were a Yankee fan??

I am a fan of the team that wins.

This question would be fitting to answer if A-Rod was a Yankee his whole career.

Looks like we will be aiming for 171-2.

Since the Yankees can't hit no-name pitchers and smoke Cy Young winners, Yankees 6 Twins 4.

I included play-offs.

It looks like the Mets can't be beaten.

8 games down 164 games to go!

Kyle Farnworthless at the helm.

I am rooting for the Mets since they are winning!

Pussina is choking.

Currency must apologize for his absence during the second round pick. It was at the time known to Currency that this draft was only 1 round.

Currency is embarrassed and humiliated as it was made clear in many threads that the draft was more then 1 round.

Jason Currency sincerely apologizing for his biblical mistake and is in the mercy of the Elite Status committee.

Torre said he wants to use them back to back to save their arm. He doesn't want to kill Kyle's arm like he did with Sturtze.

It seems that Jerry Reese and Tom Coughlin are running the player management and Ernie Accorsi is just for show.

The power that Ernie once had is eroding as evidence by our recent draft picks.

Hopefully Ernie is kept behind the curtain once again or our future will be doomed.

Jeter is probably on steroids.

***NEW SELECTION***

After careful scouting and handful of physical conflicts within the organization, we have finally came to a compromise and have selected our pick.

The great organization of the Dallas Cowboys select a player who is a rising star. He is definitely going to be our franchise players for years to come. He will learn and excel with the help from the greatest Safety in the NFL, Roy Williams. The organization in the great city of Dallas, the Cowboys select a player with vast array of talent that is dwarfed by no one but himself. This day will remain a mark that will be looked back my many as the greatest day for this great organization. The teams above us will think twice of this day as they will second guess the passing of the player we are about to choose. This is the final pieces of the puzzle for the Dallas Cowboys and we intend it to spring us into the Superbowl from week 1. This pick will be the jewel of this franchise. He will be pampered by the coaches, he will be taught from some of the best staff in the world. A man with 2 rings is enough saying. This organization is proud to pick Safety Donte Whitner from Ohio State.

Let's bring up a 19 year old who is pampered like a baby, limited to throwing certain type of pitches and certain amount of pitches, who's advancing through the minor beautifully, to the Major Leagues and let's have another Melky Cabrera experiment with a pitcher who is suppose to be the next Roger Clemens. Brilliant!

Finally it is time we focus towards players that the Giants are actually thinking about getting. It's time we put an end to talking about Greg William's reject, LaVar Arrington.

If this poll was posted before the 2004 season, Tiki wouldn't even get 1 vote.

Eddie, you know I am going to win this contest right?

Anyways, I won't be here to select my pick, but I will have one of my trusted assistance to pick during my spot. She will select the pick using my current name.

© Jason Currency