relyoneli

Lets not forget that Rely was once on the precipe of becoming part of the elite circle other wise known as the Fab Four. There is still much good in him.

Thanks, dye. I'm still waiting for that application you said you mailed to me.

very well put...being the HOMER of all HOMERS you are, maybe others can finally see that it doesnt take a member of the FAB 4 to agree upon someone who has been a career underachiever...

I'm not the homer of all homers, Floyd. I'm just a rabid fan that's willing to overlook the warts, at times, and also willing to give the front office and coaching staff the benefit of the doubt. I too have my moments where my patience wears thin. But I also realize that we all are in the same boat and have the same ultimate desire for our team, that if being SB champs. I'm just a little more patient and forgiving, compared to you rabid dogs. I can be objective, can you?

We have already witnessed three years of obvious failure by this slob yet team management for some insane reason has kept him. The embarrasment of releasing another in a long list of first round busts can be the only answer.

 

The Fab Four would gladly back their beliefs by accepting any fair bet. However in this case there is something beyond logic keeping this guy on the roster. We possess to high an intellect to accept such a one sided bet as the one you offer.

Pretty funny from a guy that has "to" high an intellect, as opposed to "too" high an intellect. You crack me up, dye. Anyway, bseides the obvious embarassment from having to cut a first round pick, I believe there are financial considerations for keeping Joseph. If he does not perform well at camp this year, he will be let go. There are hungrier and cheaper players that would love to have his starting spot. Agreed?

DT take longer to MATURE then most other positions in the NFL. This is Josephs year, if he can't put up, then he can shut up.

Incoming!!!! Incoming!!!!!

May there never be another thread here titled; "Here's my beef." lockhart is still excited from it. It made his day. No, on second thought, it made his life.

The "big cheese" aka "the dick" aka "Lockhart's dick" can only be enjoyed by Floyd.

*cringes*

I wonder, who sucks whose balls in the fab 4 dissention? Anyone want to take guesses, fab 4 can comment on this as well. I am assuming Floyd The Barber is the leader of the group, so Lockhart is second in command. This means that Lockhart sucks on Floyd's balls. This is all assumption mind u, but this realization just came to me. As I see Floyd posting a new thread, and Lockhart responding to any criticism, as if he is Floyd's bitch.

lockhart is the Official FAG 4 Pin Cushion, otherwise known as Johnny Cakes.

As neither can read and both are always inebriated, any and all correspondence about any subject would be a waste of time................much like your posts.

You sure know a lot about them, Johnny Cakes. You must be a nut job stalker. That being the case, you've reached your pinnacle in life. Congrats, and go to hell, loser.

please dont, it would ruin the board chemistry...

If you insist......

to our messageboard whipping boy RELYIONELI...

apparently, the FAB 4 was given false information during there full investigation towards bringing the VIRUS LOADING culprit to light...we regreat previous allegations made against he, and would like to repeat that we are working in full conjunction with the forum administrators to find out who would be so cruel as to deprive the viewing public the FAB 4's soapbox of knowledge...

 

afterall, we as the FAB 4, put what was once a tumble-weeded , dust filled old west street on the map, and have made SW the centerpiece for ALL Professional Football News...

You never fail to crack me up, Floyd. Obviously, you and I have different views of this MBs perception of you and your group. In the spirit of peace and harmony, I appreciate and accept your apology, and will be as respectful and as courteous as possible to you and dye job.

I think Leinart will be a bust, along the lines of Joey Harrington. In the end, only time will tell.

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This tabloid press is rarely right and one has to wonder why Plaxico and Shockey refuse to practice with Eli in the offseason?

If that's the case, you and the tabloid press have loads in common, Johnny Cakes. the only difference is that you are NEVER right.

......or just collapse, along with Eli when the cold weather hits? It appears their little Miami vacation doesn't prepare them for the rigors of a NFL season. Their silly little college workout isn't adequate for the pro game, thus Shockey is ill-prepared for an ENTIRE NFL season, as proven by his annual degeneration as the season progresses. Now he has Plaxico following the same flawed offseason program and in 2005 we saw Plaxico fall victim to the "out-of-condition" plague.

Why don't you just send Plax and Shockey a letter asking them if they'll do you and get it over with Johnny Cakes? Just make sure Floyd doens't find out. You know how he is when he's PMSing. Johnny Cakes.

It is funny, but pathetic - two of the starting receivers refusing to work out with Eli and their teammates, getting paid millions while they party in South Beach, the senile GM continues signing aging and/or injured players to huge contracts in pure "Isiah" fashion, while the rest of the NFC East is imrpoving, Ernie is just spending.

I hate to let facts get in the way of your crying, Johnny Cakes, but they were in NY last week working out with the team. You're such a pathetic, whiny, jealous bitch. But you knew that, Johnny Cakes.

I can't get though his posts anymore....

 

I get past the first paragraph and I feel like I have read the same exact post at some point...

 

I wonder why....

As Yogi said: "It's deja vu all over again." Floyd us such a useless bitch. :baby:

Jeremy Shockey has a newly found buddy in Matt Leinart...they are both NFL stars, or at least thats what the public labels them, they hang around the same circle of friends including the likes of Mr. Nick Lachey-Simpson and Paris Hilton...

 

accordingly a tabliod press association, it stated that both Jeremy and Plaxico "visited breifly" with their teamates here in NJ last week, and did a small autograph signing for their teamates, where players like Eli Manning, Tiki Barber, and Michael Strahan amongst other noteables waited on long lines for hours for the signatures of Jeremy Shockey and Plaxico Burress...a few short hours later both players were transported back to the P.J. and took off back to South Beach...

 

this is the same "tabloid" that reported last year around this time, that Orlando Pace is our new starting tackle and wears #76...

You're PMSing even worse than yesterday, Floyd the Bitch. Have Johnny Cakes go get you some Midol or something. Maybe that will help your perpetual PMSing.

Willie Jo is an easy one as he has already been a bust............Arrington has been a bust since 2003, and Eli looked like a schoolgirl late last season. Plaxico disappeared the second half of the season and Emmons and Shockey will both be on the trainer's table by October.

Another brillaint, bitter post by Johnny Cakes lockhart. Typical bitter, hateful post, from a jealous loser who couldn't hack it as a college team water boy wannabe.

I wonder when Shockey decides to sober up..........late May or mid-June?

Hopefully well before you make an intelligent post, Pin Cushion. What's it like being Floyd's bitch? Hope he gives you good fringe benefits. Johnny Cakes lockhart.

Notice how I fell into that pathetic "Rely" character just to show you lessers that the FAB 4 does understand your many limitations - do not worry as we will teach you how to be a success!

Way to go, Johnny Cakes. Go service Floyd before your next post, bitch. Your pathetic.

My complaint about Eli Manning

 

I am angry. Angry that events have transpired that lead me to write this statement. For the sake of review, when Eli Manning says that his beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) are Holy Writ, in his mind, that's supposed to end the argument. It's like he believes he has said something very profound. It's a well-known fact that the spiteful adolescents who work in his lie factories keep telling us that space gods arriving in flying saucers will save humanity from self-destruction. It's an equally well-known fact that separatism is the leitmotif of his disquisitions. When logic puts these two facts together, the necessary result is an understanding that we must build a world overflowing with compassion and tolerance. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that Eli's prevarications are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of "tradition". Funny, that was the same term that his cult followers, who are legion, once used to trample over the very freedoms and rights that he claims to support.

 

If I were to compile a list of Eli's forays into espionage, sabotage, and subversion, it would fill an entire page and perhaps even run over onto the following one. Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that Eli drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes him sound smarter than he really is and obscures the fact that if Eli gets his way, none of us will be able to encourage individuals to come out of their cocoons and flourish. Therefore, we must not let Eli dump effluent into creeks, lakes, streams, and rivers. As I've said in the past, I stand by what I've written before, that we mustn't let Eli authorize, promote, celebrate, and legitimize pertinacious denominationalism. That would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy. Believe it or not, he prizes wealth and celebrity over and above decent morals and sound judgment. Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if he finds a way to conspire with evil.

 

On a television program last night, I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that, "My vision is built on the future, not the past." That's exactly what I have so frequently argued and I am pleased to have my view confirmed by so eminent an individual. Everybody loves a good game of hide-and-seek: find the person, find the hidden item, or, in Eli's case, find the hidden agenda. A central point of Eli's belief systems is the notion that Eli can override nature. Perhaps he should take some new data into account and revisit that notion. I think he'd find that he wants to get me thrown in jail. He can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but he does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that Eli's claim of fairness is demonstrably false. That's the current situation, and if you have any doubt about the reality of it, then you haven't been paying close enough attention to what's been happening in the world. If natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species, then Eli is clearly going to be the first to go. In closing, all that I ask is that you join me to stop Eli Manning and derail his unstable little schemes.

Floyd the Bitch strikes again. I'll bet Johnny Cakes (lockhart) got excited when he saw a thread abouy "your beef."

.......if Shockey and Plaxico will be able to make the first regular season Giant game, or is their South Beach social schedule already booked through September? Does anyone here remember when football was important to Shockey? I wonder if he knows about the NFL draft yet?

What did you say, Pin Cushion? Oh, just the usual bitter daily bullshit. Isn't it time for Floyd to have his way with you? Don't forget to swallow, Johnny Cakes.

We, in the FAB 4 have always had to deal with those that are less physically and mentally gifted as we are - the petty jealousies of those "lessers" are something to be pitied. The FAB 4 excelled on the football field, the classroom, and in life itself and because of this "gift of success", we join you here on the message board to help you disadvantaged along the road of success.............a road the FAB 4 has travelled their entire lives.

Another brilliant post, Johnny Cakes. I'm sure your bitch Floyd writes this stuff for you, Johnny. The only thing you are successful at is wrong predictions, loser.

Is that what he's been saying ??? By the expression on his face I thought he was yelling Oh my God !! Oh my God !!

You must have that confused with when Vito and Johnyycakes are going at it.

 

Beware - Toughguy alert.

You've gotta respect the man for calling a bitch a bitch though.

if thats the case, the word DEFECT should be printed all over the box he came in...

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