Heathcliff

Of course you are. And that is why you attempt to prove it in each and every post on an internet message board, populated by prepubescents, at 3:30AM.

I've never been on these boards at 3:30AM - nice try. I'm sure you think the four posts per day I make are life consuming too, no?

No you wouldn't. You strike me as being a person that has disco fever.

Witty...

I think you're right. Behind his pompous facade we have Guido, from Flatbush.

A "pompous facade" - not one for making sense are you?

Unrealistic, and lax apparently, if they allowed a pompous, anal, blowhard such as you and your various screen names on.

I'm none of the things you just called me. You just feel that way because I'm far more intelligent and articulate than you and, arguably, all members of this message board. Jealousy is one thing, but now that it takes the form of insults, I can only suggest you try to make yourself smarter - for your sake, poor guy.

Look at this new photo I found:

another rivetting post, provided by a member of the uniformed, unlearned fanbase...The FAB 4 will embrace you as one of there children in need of direction, mentoring and above all tough love...

You might want to talk about "unlearned" people after you learn how to spell, retard.

Peyton>Eli

Matt>Tim Hassleback

Santana>Sinorice Moss

the only brothers that you have that is better is Tiki>Ronde Barber....unfortuantely they play different positions, so it's like comparing apples and oranges.

 

discuss....or not

 

i don't really give a fuck

Steve McNair's brother isn't a part of the Giants; he sounds like he drank paint thinner.

homosexuals and pro. sports dont mix...did you enjoy the season finale of "Blow Out" ??

More gay allusions? Could you be anymore transparent?

taking into consideration that we as NYG fans do not know what it is like to have a #1 pick actually contribute to the success of our team, id say most definately...

You don't think any of our first round picks have contributed to success? Whoa! That's so interestingly controversial. Do go on.

I'm curious. Who's name has been mentioned as a possible replacement for Ernie? Selecting a GM is more important than any number one draft pick.

Jerry Reese is a likely replacement, I think.

True enough - had the Giants listened to the FAB 4, Big Ben would have been raising the Lombardi Trophy for the Gmen last January, and instead of a broken, LT-Wannabe like Arrington the Giants would have a REAL all -pro LB, Shawn Merriman. Instead Accorsi stumbles along making personnel mistakes year after year - Dayne instead of Alexander - Manning instead of Roethlisberger and Merriman. The FAB 4 have give the Giants the roadmap to a NFL dynasty, but they have refused to follow it.

You guys had your internet friendship group back in 2000?

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Another validation to my point: only fourteen year olds call people gay.

BlueSunday is cocksucking whore, and you dont actually have to do something to get suspended. The fag will do it just because he feels like it. Im currently not suspended from there, but everytime I argued with the fool and he didnt have anything to say, he'd throw a suspension.

 

Giants.com is gay, and it happens when King Faggot rules it.

I got banned for starting a thread explaining how there's nothing good about BlueSunday except that he stands as a perfect example of how not to be a person. It was a detailed, well-supported analysis. I agree, that the standards at giants.com are unrealistic.

The Fab Four remind me of a bunch of 14 year old goth kids; miserable about their lives, for one reason or another, and desperately trying to justify it through a cynical act. They're under the illusion that their "pain" enables them to mould a personality that is unique and superior. I'm sure they'll grow out of it eventually - you rarely see any goths over the age of 17.

Perfect!

What is? You think a fairly lame description based on nothing is worth your acclaim? Whoa! - I hate to see how those standards have impacted the rest of your life.

Yes, he was a hit on the SF 49er board with that Wuthering Heights thing.

Strange how you think a book based on heterosexual romance is gay. Is there something bothering you about yourself?

Hey Maxx, what happened to your Withering Heights theme with the knight in shiny armour all saving the Princess from the clutches of the Hunchback of Notre Dame ??

Not a big reader, are you? Not surprising.

i picture this guy Max Krause in a pair of wire rimmed glasses, short, portly, kinky curl hair and with a name like Allan, Jeffery or Ben...

Not only are you wrong on all accounts, all your insults seem to be based on nothing, which is pathetic.

Yes, I get a chuckle out of the lessers trying to ding their superiors, the FAB 4. Still, they will learn much by following us around as they do and reading our posts.

That's very interesting. Do go on.

The jealousy of the FAB 4 is apparent for all to see on this thread - very sad.

Anything you post is inherently contradicted by this thread.

[Flexes Biceps]

[Reveals Intimidatingly Large Erection]

Go back to reading about Goldilocks and the three bears Maxx Krause !!

That's so weak, I actually hope it's an allusion to something else - for your sake.

Don't tell me you did this by yourself

Of course not. That would be stupid.

I came across a little self-help manual composed by the internet's most frequent customers. I thought some of you would find this excerpt interesting:

For those who are unsatisfied with real life -- rejoice !! -- there is a minuscule cyber-world you can use to escape into fantasy. Not only does it offer you an escape, (thanks to the anonymity of the internet) you can basically push the reset button on reality and mould your own personality through the use of several usernames !!

 

!! !!

 

Obese? Shy? Stupid? Ugly? You won't have to worry about your faults among your teenage peers any longer; the internet is fresh start.

 

Hello, my name is Nutty Sack/Dye Job/Carbo/Lockhart/Floyd The Barber. I am the brainpower behind an oh so significant group, the Fab 4 -- and when I say "significant," I mean: "I make several posts per day on an obscure message board regarding little more than a simple sports team" ... Ahem. However, it is only through this occupation of mine that I am able to mould such an interesting persona. Sportswrath is the canvas, and I am the dark paints; which brings me to introduce the four spheres of interestingness:

 

1) Cynicism

2) Obnoxious Arguments

3) Pretending to be "Battle-Hardened" and Bitter

4) Dark Avatars

 

If you look carefully, all of these spheres contribute to a central motif: negativity. It is essential to keep this in mind because negative people are interesting. Even if what you say is redundant and repeated often.

 

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Cynicism is an inherent contributor to negativity. If you pretend to have a vendetta against specific players, coaches or front office staff, you will come across as cynical which is precisely what you're intention should be.

 

Example:

 

Nick thinks the PA system at Shea may wake Ernie up from his comma I suppose.

 

Notice how "coma" is misspelled so the sentence doesn't make sense? It's okay, the basic idea is there; sense is overrated. Posting images that you don’t fully understand is also a good way depart from sense. Observe:

 

here we have the Pied Piper, strolling the streets of Sportswrath, and following him are the likes of RELYONELI, FIRSTNTEN,420,LEMMINWINKS ect...who am i missing??

 

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Sarcasm can be an effective tool to appear interesting. (Can be) Just try to steer clear of sounding lame when you use it, or else you simply come across as a train wreck making people cringe with your bland sense of humor:

 

This just in: Jim Burt has been signed. Details to follow.

 

Over-dramatizing events may also evoke lameness: “This is madness !!!!”

 

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Obnoxious arguments will irritate people, but it’s a small price to pay to grab attention. Think of it this way: getting attention is the same as being interesting. To amplify interest, simply repeat the same argument over and over amidst your several usernames every day. It’s nearly impossible to start threads along the lines of “Shockey/Plaxico Problem !!” without sounding tiresome. Don’t give up – without your obnoxious, redundant rants, you may never become interesting.

 

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Pretending to be battle-hardened and bitter is pivotal to determining a negative (and hence, interesting) personality. Achieving it is generally a byproduct of cynicism and obnoxiousness, but making historical pop-culture references can add some much-needed flavor to your personality:

 

And in the astute words of that great statesman Billy Idol, with a rebel yell, Rely cried more,more,more !!

 

Why is it everytime I see his moniker Barney Fife comes to mind??

 

This creates the illusion that you’re somehow knowledgeable about past themes and issues – despite the fact that you’re unable to recognize an obvious black hand reference when posting an image.

 

This technique can be adequately backed-up by some dark avatars to complement your new look !! –

 

 

 

 

 

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So there you have it: the comprehensive manual for making yourself more interesting through the use of a message board. Just make sure no other board members find out about your pathetic agenda; it’s just the sort of thing that would evoke laughs at your expense, or pity.

Its pretty slow and most of us have draft fever

I don't.

Nice touch.