Virginia Giant Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 In an effort to truly change the course of the New York Giants.... Sportswrath LLC consisting of Nemesis, C. Wagon, Shredder, Tree, and Bonji purchase controlling interest of the New York Giants. In their first act the ownership groups decides to revamp the front office. Sharing General Manager and Scouting duties will be Seph, Herc, and Shakes. A championship caliber team needs championship caliber coaching, and the front office makes the following moves to the coaching staff. Head Football Coach: Boohyah Offensive Coordinator: Bronxrik Defensive Coordinator: TBCvP QB Coach: Pdouble RB Coach: jranieli WR Coach: JGF Oline/TE: Gorilla Dline: BlueInCanada LB: Trashtalker DB: Iceman Any team thinking of competing for a ring needs motivation and team spirit. Head cheerleader / QB Fluffer: Nas Nas will be pulling double duty as special teams coach. The team will make a corresponding move by moving the special teams practice field to the parking lot of Giants Stadium (which as you can see has had the rightful name restored). VG will be taking over as equipment manager. In his first act he makes the following unilateral decisions: Giants will play home games with the NY helmet logo and away games with the GIANTS logo. and red alternate jerseys with gray pants will be worn for 2 home games per year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazedDogs Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 The coaching staff would be a disaster, but I have more faith in that front office than I do most NFL front offices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boohyah Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Bout fucking time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boohyah Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 drawplayomania is upon us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 As the offensive coordinator, I will take my job of being offensive very seriously. Bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 I believe in Cover-2 and blitzing on first down. Read and react on third down with four down linemen and everyone else in coverage. No Spags blitzes of death on 3rd and 15-20 with the opposing team getting a first down or TD almost every time. I will lead the Giants to triumph once again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayD Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Damn, can I at least run out and grab the tee after kickoffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Hahahahh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazedDogs Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 3 hours ago, JayD said: Damn, can I at least run out and grab the tee after kickoffs? I'll pay you to run out and grab the tee during the kickoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 But what do we do after we run out of space on our hands for all the Superbowl rings we would win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Just now, BlueInCanada said: But what do we do after we run out of space on our hands for all the Superbowl rings we would win? Toe rings dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Hey that sounds kind of sexy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 I dig it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 Lol I absolutely cannot coach flaccid qb’s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceman_NYG Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 On 2/25/2023 at 6:41 AM, Virginia Giant said: In an effort to truly change the course of the New York Giants.... Sportswrath LLC consisting of Nemesis, C. Wagon, Shredder, Tree, and Bonji purchase controlling interest of the New York Giants. In their first act the ownership groups decides to revamp the front office. Sharing General Manager and Scouting duties will be Seph, Herc, and Shakes. A championship caliber team needs championship caliber coaching, and the front office makes the following moves to the coaching staff. Head Football Coach: Boohyah Offensive Coordinator: Bronxrik Defensive Coordinator: TBCvP QB Coach: Pdouble RB Coach: jranieli WR Coach: JGF Oline/TE: Gorilla Dline: BlueInCanada LB: Trashtalker DB: Iceman Any team thinking of competing for a ring needs motivation and team spirit. Head cheerleader / QB Fluffer: Nas Nas will be pulling double duty as special teams coach. The team will make a corresponding move by moving the special teams practice field to the parking lot of Giants Stadium (which as you can see has had the rightful name restored). VG will be taking over as equipment manager. In his first act he makes the following unilateral decisions: Giants will play home games with the NY helmet logo and away games with the GIANTS logo. and red alternate jerseys with gray pants will be worn for 2 home games per year. I will not accept Nas as anything other than QB coach!! Come on - Webb!!! - thats enough!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceman_NYG Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 23 minutes ago, The P said: Lol I absolutely cannot coach flaccid qb’s. I double down on my recommendation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 14 minutes ago, Iceman_NYG said: I double down on my recommendation Whoa, your recommendation is firing me! With a suck boy on staff the flaccidity shouldn’t be a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 We all need a chief fluffer who can wrestle the female coaches. It's a win win mangs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Giant Posted February 26, 2023 Author Share Posted February 26, 2023 5 hours ago, Iceman_NYG said: I will not accept Nas as anything other than QB coach!! Come on - Webb!!! - thats enough!! Nas has his own special role with the QBs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Giant Posted February 26, 2023 Author Share Posted February 26, 2023 On 2/25/2023 at 5:51 AM, JayD said: Damn, can I at least run out and grab the tee after kickoffs? Sorry bro, I looked in about 8 threads and guess you weren't in any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 Veto as I'm not included. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Giant Posted February 28, 2023 Author Share Posted February 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Dragon said: Veto as I'm not included. Lol. This is like that time I posted a poll asking SW who they thought the gay SW was. Poll was limited to 20 choices and most of the replies were people upset they weren't on the poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 On 2/27/2023 at 9:24 PM, Virginia Giant said: This is like that time I posted a poll asking SW who they thought the gay SW was. Poll was limited to 20 choices and most of the replies were people upset they weren't on the poll. Yeah but the question is... did exclusion from the poll make them gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 26 minutes ago, Sephiroth said: Yeah but the question is... did exclusion from the poll make them gay? It doesn't matter. I am the gayest member of SW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 On 2/27/2023 at 9:24 PM, Virginia Giant said: This is like that time I posted a poll asking SW who they thought the gay SW was. Poll was limited to 20 choices and most of the replies were people upset they weren't on the poll. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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