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So it looks like after FedEx and Nike decided to pull their sponsorship of the Redskins in the tune of 170+ billion dollars, Snyder is looking at changing the team name.

The Washington Hornswogglers has my vote.

 

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It's kinda funny in some of the articles I have read, seeing them reference the 'skins as "the team from Washington" or "Washington's team". It's like the performer formerly known as Prince.

And yet, no decision has been made, but the press is just gonna run with not acknowledging the Washington nickname. Shame it took a man being killed in front of our eyes and an entire country in total uproar, when they could have been ignoring the nickname all along to put pressure on Washington. 

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They name teams out of STRENGTH, not weakness, but now the Washington Redskins & Cleveland Indians, two fabled sports franchises, look like they are going to be changing their names in order to be politically correct. Indians, like Elizabeth Warren, must be very angry right now!

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1280203174008303616?s=21

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I like Redtails.

My preferred solution would be to keep the name, and change the logo to a potato. 

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The Red Tails were the Tuskegee Airmen. The black pilot corps who kicked ass in WWII. It would keep everyone happy, but the name's already taken. 

I suppose they could go with The Red Epidermis's, but then of course, sunburnt people would be offended. 

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Reports are Washington to report on new name in the next day or so.

come on Washington Assassins.

or the Washington Cheeto Bandtios.

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23 minutes ago, boohyah said:

Why not just call themselves the Senators.

Already a Senators team in professional sports,  Ottawa of the NHL.

 

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The Washington NFC Easters.

Then move the team to the AFC West Division.

 

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Washington Tampons...

they can keep their color!

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So they officially retired the name but didn't announce a new one yet.

The Washington formal known as the Redskins? 

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1 hour ago, Virginia Giant said:

I like Washington monuments. 


 

Yeah it’s a good choice, but I’d prefer they pick something stupid. 

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DC Sentinels

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5 hours ago, Bonji said:

Whelp...it's gonna be:

Washington Football Team for at least 2020.

 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29524343/washington-nfl-team-use-washington-football-team-now-sources-say

 

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I really thought this was a spoof article, like the Onion, and had to read all the way through to realize that it's not a joke. They actually chose this name.

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"The Washington Pocahonti" because they play like a bunch of princesses.  

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