Guest Lockhart Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 .........the South Beach "Shockey Spa" like all UM players do, or act like a professional and report to workouts at the Giant complex in New Jersey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motes Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Will you grow a pube and get laid, or will you be a virgin with no friends your whole life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Will you grow a pube and get laid, or will you be a virgin with no friends your whole life? I vote that he will be a virgin with no friends his whole life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 there's two votes for the "Shockey Spa" - looks like Eli will be thrwoing to the equipment manager's sons here soon, as all his receivers will be in Miami - real professionals, that Miami bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motes Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 You're right once again, I'm sorry. What does a guy have to do to get laid? Could you guys help me out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 You're right once again, I'm sorry. What does a guy have to do to get laid? Could you guys help me out? Sorry there isn't enough money in the world to get you laid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Right now Sinorice is sitting poolside with Shockey and Plaxico laughing hysterically as Shockey tells him how easy it is to get paid Millions by the Giants, and do nothing in the off season - even Willie Jo gets away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Floyd The Barber Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Right now Sinorice is sitting poolside with Shockey and Plaxico laughing hysterically as Shockey tells him how easy it is to get paid Millions by the Giants, and do nothing in the off season - even Willie Jo gets away with it. when he mentions the part about Willie Joe he points over to the Baby Pool where he is sitting with orange swimmies, goggles, noseplug and a life tube wrapped around him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 when he mentions the part about Willie Joe he points over to the Baby Pool where he is sitting with orange swimmies, goggles, noseplug and a life tube wrapped around him... ........with a Candy Bar in his hand and about 30 pounds overweight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go_Eli Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I can't wait until TC raves about Joseph and his condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I can't wait until TC raves about Joseph and his condition. He may rant about it, but not rave - Joseph hasn't been in shape yet as a Giant and staying in Miami he will DEFINITELY not report in shape, just as Shockey and Plaxico won't. Shockey came in fat last year, and ran out of gas AGAIN after about 10 games - all because he reported out of shape - what a bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 :blah: are you toolbags ever gonna start a thread about facts? you want to beat on moss look at his college carreer find somthing there. Made up stories as to what you "think" he's doing "pool side" is pathetic and the act is way old... The lockhart tea party....come one come all...what a pussy bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motes Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 He may rant about it, but not rave - Joseph hasn't been in shape yet as a Giant and staying in Miami he will DEFINITELY not report in shape, just as Shockey and Plaxico won't. Shockey came in fat last year, and ran out of gas AGAIN after about 10 games - all because he reported out of shape - what a bum. So not only are you dumb, but you're blind too? Shockey was in the best shape of his career as was evident when he played in 15 games even though you pretended like he missed half the season again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 So not only are you dumb, but you're blind too? Shockey was in the best shape of his career as was evident when he played in 15 games even though you pretended like he missed half the season again. Sure he was, then he ran out of gas in November AGAIN, got hurt AGAIN, and disappeared int he playoff Game AGAIN. Perhaps if he came to NJ and worked out like a professional he might play an entire season, and not run out of gas like he does every year. That would demand effort and desire though, so Shockey won't do it - it doesn't fit the "me-first" image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motes Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Sure he was So you're agreeing with me, even though you said he came in fat last year? Caught in a another lie, and owned again. Thanks for coming out kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go_Eli Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I don't understand the correlation between Shockey getting hurt and Shockey training in Miami. Where did Emmons train last year? Where did Pierce train? Where to Torbor train? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I don't understand the correlation between Shockey getting hurt and Shockey training in Miami. Where did Emmons train last year? Where did Pierce train? Where to Torbor train? Tired players get hurt easier and more often - those that played know this - Shockey just doesn't really care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaginCaucasian Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I don't understand the correlation between Shockey getting hurt and Shockey training in Miami. Where did Emmons train last year? Where did Pierce train? Where to Torbor train? Oh look, a question that Lockspaz avoided answering...... I wonder where his "facts" are now? OWNED! Tired players get hurt easier and more often - those that played know this Obviously that doesn't include you pine rider. - Shockey just doesn't really care. I agree, he really doesn't care.... what you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Sinorice will report to the Shockey Spa and be out of shape, he will run out of gas and disappear at the end of the seaon just like his fellow malcontents, Shockey and Plaxico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaginCaucasian Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Sinorice will report to the Shockey Spa and be out of shape, he will run out of gas and disappear at the end of the seaon just like his fellow malcontents, Shockey and Plaxico. Still avoided the question with another pointless statement. Again: I don't understand the correlation between Shockey getting hurt and Shockey training in Miami. Where did Emmons train last year? Where did Pierce train? Where to Torbor train? Try answering it this time, Emmons got hurt & trained in NY. Pierce got hurt & trained in NY as did Torbor, so did Pettigout, Peterson, Allen & others so explain exactly how training in Miami translates into being out of shape & therefore injury prone? Plax stayed healthy all season last year & trained in Miami care to explain that? Go ahead, try to answer it with a logical answer & stay topical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Moss's first purchases after being drafted by the Giants was a new Swimsuit, some sunblock, a new poolside lounge chair - all of these necessities for the South Beach off season workout program over at "Shockey's Spa and Bar". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaginCaucasian Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Moss's first purchases after being drafted by the Giants was a new Swimsuit, some sunblock, a new poolside lounge chair - all of these necessities for the South Beach off season workout program over at "Shockey's Spa and Bar". Terrible retort, try again: I don't understand the correlation between Shockey getting hurt and Shockey training in Miami. Where did Emmons train last year? Where did Pierce train? Where to Torbor train? Try answering it this time, Emmons got hurt & trained in NY. Pierce got hurt & trained in NY as did Torbor, so did Pettigout, Peterson, Allen & others so explain exactly how training in Miami translates into being out of shape & therefore injury prone? Plax stayed healthy all season last year & trained in Miami care to explain that? Go ahead, try to answer it with a logical answer & stay topical. Go ahead & try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyoneli Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Terrible retort, try again: Try answering it this time, Emmons got hurt & trained in NY. Pierce got hurt & trained in NY as did Torbor, so did Pettigout, Peterson, Allen & others so explain exactly how training in Miami translates into being out of shape & therefore injury prone? Plax stayed healthy all season last year & trained in Miami care to explain that? Go ahead, try to answer it with a logical answer & stay topical. Go ahead & try. Game, set and match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Carbo Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Considering how little the Giants can expect from Liquorice, him reporting out of shape and with his best Plaxico attitude, will only speed up his demise with the Organization. Then they can quickly cut their losses, regroup, and can try again in next year's draft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Later today Sinorice will join Plaxico and Jeremy poolside for some "Beerhunter" workout led by Coaches Doug and Bob McKenzie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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