JackStroud Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Will give you guys a good laugh I'd love to see another of these for the Cowboys http://deadspin.com/5938903/why-your-team-sucks-2012-philadelphia-eagles Was not so long ago a lot of us (me included) wanted to do the same thing to Coughlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 The Jets one is by far the most funny one, good link Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allstarjim Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Great link, Jack. I absolutely implore you to read Chris Kluwe's rebuttal. Frickin' awesome. http://deadspin.com/5937256/why-your-website-sucks-by-minnesota-vikings-punter-chris-kluwe?tag=why-your-team-sucks-2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFire Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Best comment ever, for Jets. -Last year, right before kickoff of every game, the sound system inside MetLife Stadium BLASTED "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed. So fucking fitting.-We have the worst fans in the NFL. The stadium is about 65% full at kickoff of every game. -The parking lot is filled with bros named Paulie or Enzo who, wearing their Vinny Testaverde jerseys, are on their Nextels, chirping messages to their foreman for gambling and/or fantasy football advice. -Every time I walk through the lot to get to my seat on time, half these morons are still playing cornhole or beer pong even though kickoff if 15 minutes away. Having more of their drunk dad's skirt steak and trying to catch a blowjob in a porta-potty from some Long Island whore in a pink Mark Sanchez jersey clearly takes precedent....Can't say I blame them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Best comment ever, for Jets. Hahhahaha, I spent about an hour reading that shit on the Jets, I was in stitches. The fans are far more knowledgeable than I would originally think of Jets fans. Accurately describing the differences between the organization that leads the Giants to be successful and the Jets to be media darlings but dreadful on the football field. I also liked one guy's comment about how the entire league is trending toward explosive passing offenses (which has been the trend since probably the early 2000s) while the Jets are getting back to ground and pound and the Wildcat the NFL defenses figured out like 6 years ago, lmao....then he's like, but hey, at least WE have a personal protector for our punter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted August 31, 2012 Author Share Posted August 31, 2012 I went to the Mike and Mike Jets breakfast last season..........90% of the Jets fans there were retired Cops and Firemen from Long Island It was 7AM on a Monday morning. Woody Johnson showed up in a Airforce One type helicopter- huge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFire Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Hahhahaha, I spent about an hour reading that shit on the Jets, I was in stitches. The fans are far more knowledgeable than I would originally think of Jets fans. Accurately describing the differences between the organization that leads the Giants to be successful and the Jets to be media darlings but dreadful on the football field. I also liked one guy's comment about how the entire league is trending toward explosive passing offenses (which has been the trend since probably the early 2000s) while the Jets are getting back to ground and pound and the Wildcat the NFL defenses figured out like 6 years ago, lmao....then he's like, but hey, at least WE have a personal protector for our punter. The wildcat joke is funny. It worked for all of 4 games anyway. Is there a Giants Worst Team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 The wildcat joke is funny. It worked for all of 4 games anyway. Is there a Giants Worst Team? Nope, not yet anyway....there's a Patriots one though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blindgreed1 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I went to the Mike and Mike Jets breakfast last season..........90% of the Jets fans there were retired Cops and Firemen from Long Island It was 7AM on a Monday morning. Woody Johnson showed up in a Airforce One type helicopter- huge That's facinating Jack... Please go on. *puts his chin on his fists and leans forward excitedly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxEagle Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Will give you guys a good laugh I'd love to see another of these for the Cowboys http://deadspin.com/...adelphia-eagles Was not so long ago a lot of us (me included) wanted to do the same thing to Coughlin Where's The Giants one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Where's The Giants one? Again, for the slow people, there isn't a Giants one. We don't have an inept franchise/intolerable fanbase. You could write one, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 I believe that after over 4000 posts, Jack has finally posted something we all enjoy. Good Job Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxEagle Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Again, for the slow people, there isn't a Giants one. We don't have an inept franchise/intolerable fanbase. You could write one, though. Who the fuck you calling slow? Why would I go by what you say? Nope, not yet anyway....there's a Patriots one though The Patriots are not inept and you said they have one. So far, you are the intolerable Giant fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Who the fuck you calling slow? Why would I go by what you say? The Patriots are not inept and you said they have one. So far, you are the intolerable Giant fan. Because I Googled it looking for it you fucking moron. And I was purposely doing that, that's why I said you could "write one". Keep up, you fucking idiot and don't get all fucking butt hurt. Oh, and read the article. The Patriots were inept for about a century before, what 2001? Ye of little knowledge and even less understanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 https://www.google.com/#hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_nf=1&tok=h8lR_6hdQvy5gTDWZ4roKg&cp=11&gs_id=15&xhr=t&q=why+your+team+sucks&pf=p&safe=off&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&oq=why+your+te&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=2a9229fc3c37bd96&biw=1366&bih=667 there ya go, posted THREE HOURS AGO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxEagle Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Because I Googled it looking for it you fucking moron. And I was purposely doing that, that's why I said you could "write one". Keep up, you fucking idiot and don't get all fucking butt hurt. Oh, and read the article. The Patriots were inept for about a century before, what 2001? Ye of little knowledge and even less understanding. There you go being an intolerable Giant fan again. Relax dude, no need to get personal. I must have missed that part. https://www.google.c...iw=1366&bih=667 there ya go, posted THREE HOURS AGO. Hooray!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorillaNJ Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 They're spoiled, horrible little people who spend 80 percent of their day grabbing their balls in front of strange women. LOL.... I spend 85% of may day doing that. I have always been an overachiever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 This is something I've often thought myself: "The Giants offense only works fluently during the two-minute warning. Why? Because that's the only time of the game Eli calls his own plays. Fuck you Gilbride. You look like a failed, alcoholic Canadian shoe salesman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 There you go being an intolerable Giant fan again. Relax dude, no need to get personal. I must have missed that part. Hooray!!! Storm is just busting hump man...he is mostly not like that....mostly....sound like the little kid from Aliens I do.... ok back to our regularly scheduled programming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxEagle Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Storm is just busting hump man...he is mostly not like that....mostly....sound like the little kid from Aliens I do.... ok back to our regularly scheduled programming... No worries homie. How you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I was TRYING to be an intolerable Giants fan Would replacing my "o's" with "aw's" in my posts (hopper, hawpah....Darren Shawpah) have made it too obvious? No harm meant, plus, I curse a lot and talk shit to non-Giants fans....I'm a fandom xenophobe, but I'm working on it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 No worries homie. How you been? Kool man ... yourself? On vacation from the Boogie Down...heading back on Monday though... catch ya later Bro.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I was TRYING to be an intolerable Giants fan Would replacing my "o's" with "aw's" in my posts (hopper, hawpah....Darren Shawpah) have made it too obvious? No harm meant, plus, I curse a lot and talk shit to non-Giants fans....I'm a fandom xenophobe, but I'm working on it.... You're an animal ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxEagle Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I was TRYING to be an intolerable Giants fan Would replacing my "o's" with "aw's" in my posts (hopper, hawpah....Darren Shawpah) have made it too obvious? No harm meant, plus, I curse a lot and talk shit to non-Giants fans....I'm a fandom xenophobe, but I'm working on it.... We cool. Kool man ... yourself? On vacation from the Boogie Down...heading back on Monday though... catch ya later Bro.... Chillin. Had to get away from Da Bx for a while huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blindgreed1 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Will give you guys a good laugh I'd love to see another of these for the Cowboys http://deadspin.com/...adelphia-eagles Was not so long ago a lot of us (me included) wanted to do the same thing to Coughlin This one is is worth a chuckle or two as well: http://deadspin.com/rob-ryan/ Jack... Jew got some espaineen to do, esse. WTF was THAT last night??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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