JackStroud Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 if you weigh our 60% of the game is in the trenches the Giants start every game with a huge advantage over most teams 1- their DLine is going to be better than any opponent 2- their O-line is good and getting better so your DLine will not stop the Giants 3- with the possibility exception of the Packers no other O-line can withstand the Giants Siege (Krakken) 4- your Dline will not likely get to Eli very much So before the 1st kick off most every team is behind the 8 ball To beat the Giants your Passing and Running games will have to be better than the Giants by a big margin......tough to do So other teams are left with two options- have much better Special Teams and/or play with far more enthusiasim and coaching and catch the Giants napping (see Giants 1st game of the year)- again not likely in the past you could out QB or WR the Giants.....Not Anymore There are lots of other variables- kicking, fumbles, tipped balls that could go in your favor against the Giants but again not likely Ergo there is an 80% probability the Giants will win the Lombardi this year Teams like the Eagles and Cowboys with weaker Olines and Dlines - the dream teams will just have to keep on dreaming until they strengthen their trenches this is the secret to why I thought the Giants would blow out the Patriots.........I was wrong, the Patriots Dline and OLine were much better than I had anticipated......The Patriots are not finished.....we may see them again in the Super Bowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allstarjim Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I love it when I can just look right at a thread title and know without a doubt it's a Jack thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StrahansGap Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 A pinball game is won with it's main flippers...not the small side ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allstarjim Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 A Lawn Dart game is won with accuracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Thanks for your insightful comments guys......I'm surrounded by comedians ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Soccer is a game that is won by players using their feet and or legs to kick the ball. This is a must for any team to score goals. The Giants need to start playing more like soccer players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StrahansGap Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Horseshoes is a game where whoever's horseshoe lands closest to the pin, wins. It is very similar to Bocci ball and curling because you have the opportunity to knock an opponents horseshoe, stone or bocci ball far from their respective pin, bullseye or mini ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Camel racing is a game... nvm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allstarjim Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Camel racing is a game... nvm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StrahansGap Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Camel racing is a game... nvm Yes! Giddeeup!! Oh wait, that's horseracing. Sorry Nas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMFP Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 A pinball game is won with it's main flippers...not the small side ones. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 If the ball crosses the goalline, that's a touchdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balloonknot Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Jerome Bettis IS from Detroit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Horseshoes are like hand grenades and nuclear weapons in that close does count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Horseshoes is a game where whoever's horseshoe lands closest to the pin, wins. It is very similar to Bocci ball and curling because you have the opportunity to knock an opponents horseshoe, stone or bocci ball far from their respective pin, bullseye or mini ball. Comedy is not your strong suit my friend.........stick to cursing out dead people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 What a bunch of Friggen Morons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeMesiS Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 You win games by scoring more points than your opponent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 There are no real trenches on a football field. The fields are actually curved slightly to allow for drainage. The trenches referred to here are actually more of a metaphorical construct. It's an allusion to "trench warfare" as practiced in the Great War of 1914-1918. In that conflict, a series of inter-connected slit-redoubts, called trenches, were both home and battlefield for millions of troops from many nations. Between the opposing trenches was an area of devastation called "no man's land." In a football context, this corresponds to the line of scrimmage, just before the beginning of a play. Just as the redoubts faced each other across a field where no one was able to cross safely, offensive and defensive linemen face each other over the "neutral zone"--an equivalent to "no man's land" in World War I. Both the structure of the line of scrimmage and the violence that commences there makes this metaphor appropriate, albeit hyperbole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMFP Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 There are no real trenches on a football field. The fields are actually curved slightly to allow for drainage. The trenches referred to here are actually more of a metaphorical construct. It's an allusion to "trench warfare" as practiced in the Great War of 1914-1918. In that conflict, a series of inter-connected slit-redoubts, called trenches, were both home and battlefield for millions of troops from many nations. Between the opposing trenches was an area of devastation called "no man's land." In a football context, this corresponds to the line of scrimmage, just before the beginning of a play. Just as the redoubts faced each other across a field where no one was able to cross safely, offensive and defensive linemen face each other over the "neutral zone"--an equivalent to "no man's land" in World War I. Both the structure of the line of scrimmage and the violence that commences there makes this metaphor appropriate, albeit hyperbole. Excellent point, Fish. I think it's important to point out that while a football is sometimes referred to as "pigskin", modern balls are in fact constructed of rubber and plastic. However, the first balls were made of natural materials, such as an inflated pig bladder, sometimes inside a leather cover. It was this early manufacture from which the slang term "pigskin" owes it's genesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 What a bunch of Friggen Morons Lighten up Jack.. we love you and you know it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 There are no real trenches on a football field. The fields are actually curved slightly to allow for drainage. The trenches referred to here are actually more of a metaphorical construct. It's an allusion to "trench warfare" as practiced in the Great War of 1914-1918. In that conflict, a series of inter-connected slit-redoubts, called trenches, were both home and battlefield for millions of troops from many nations. Between the opposing trenches was an area of devastation called "no man's land." In a football context, this corresponds to the line of scrimmage, just before the beginning of a play. Just as the redoubts faced each other across a field where no one was able to cross safely, offensive and defensive linemen face each other over the "neutral zone"--an equivalent to "no man's land" in World War I. Both the structure of the line of scrimmage and the violence that commences there makes this metaphor appropriate, albeit hyperbole. You complete me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted November 9, 2011 Author Share Posted November 9, 2011 if you go over to Giants.com I just posted on Dave Deihl.....funny stuff he was just on sirius XM for 30 minutes being interviewed and taking calls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeMesiS Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 There are no real trenches on a football field. The fields are actually curved slightly to allow for drainage. The trenches referred to here are actually more of a metaphorical construct. It's an allusion to "trench warfare" as practiced in the Great War of 1914-1918. In that conflict, a series of inter-connected slit-redoubts, called trenches, were both home and battlefield for millions of troops from many nations. Between the opposing trenches was an area of devastation called "no man's land." In a football context, this corresponds to the line of scrimmage, just before the beginning of a play. Just as the redoubts faced each other across a field where no one was able to cross safely, offensive and defensive linemen face each other over the "neutral zone"--an equivalent to "no man's land" in World War I. Both the structure of the line of scrimmage and the violence that commences there makes this metaphor appropriate, albeit hyperbole. 'The whole 9 yards' is also a military term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Yes! Giddeeup!! Oh wait, that's horseracing. Sorry Nas. Yeah you basically crack a camel across its skull to get moving all while avoiding the bites, kicks and spitting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Yeah you basically crack a camel across its skull to get moving all while avoiding the bites, kicks and spitting.... No you infidel that's not how it's done... we slap them in the ass and they like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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