JackStroud Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 working a deal with the same prosecutor and going before the same judge, for false plates, no registration, and making an illegal left turn- Suffern NY I had just bought the car (Mercedes) and was going to take it to motor vehicle the next day..........had insurance thank God....or I would have lost my license for a year. The prosecutor could not have been a friendlier guy, all smiles and politeness ( I told him he was the friendliest prosecutor I'd ever met)........LT got lucky.....as did I. I've been in court before and never met a guy like him. The judge is an older guy, very calm, and eminently thorough, and fair.....he looked at everything, checked my driving record and I walked away $100 poorer. They lowered it to a parking ticket and tore up the no registration ticket when I showed the new one to them. Sometimes you luck out......I was a fool, as was LT.......I turned left because my GPS told me too, and ignored the sign. Had it been another judge he might have done significant time Thats the story behind the story.......Had Plaxico shot himself in Suffren, I doubt he'd be doing hard time......timing is everything in life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 good work! what's the prosecutor's name, jakk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 I never got it and not something you want to bring up when you get 30 seconds to state your case \ I was polite and told him the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I never got it and not something you want to bring up when you get 30 seconds to state your case \ I was polite and told him the truth how did you know he was working the LT case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 its a small town they usually have only one one prosecutor, one judge why would you have two prosecutors in Buttfukk NY?.........would be confusing for cases that go to trial generally they are local attorneys collecting a steady check but its possible......the point is the general tenor of the town is they are not a hostile speed trap I was treated well, and fairly........as was LT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 working a deal with the same prosecutor and going before the same judge, for false plates, no registration, and making an illegal left turn- Suffern NY I had just bought the car (Mercedes) and was going to take it to motor vehicle the next day..........had insurance thank God....or I would have lost my license for a year. The prosecutor could not have been a friendlier guy, all smiles and politeness ( I told him he was the friendliest prosecutor I'd ever met)........LT got lucky.....as did I. I've been in court before and never met a guy like him. The judge is an older guy, very calm, and eminently thorough, and fair.....he looked at everything, checked my driving record and I walked away $100 poorer. They lowered it to a parking ticket and tore up the no registration ticket when I showed the new one to them. Sometimes you luck out......I was a fool, as was LT.......I turned left because my GPS told me too, and ignored the sign. Had it been another judge he might have done significant time Thats the story behind the story.......Had Plaxico shot himself in Suffren, I doubt he'd be doing hard time......timing is everything in life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 its a small town they usually have only one one prosecutor, one judge why would you have two prosecutors in Buttfukk NY?.........would be confusing for cases that go to trial generally they are local attorneys collecting a steady check but its possible......the point is the general tenor of the town is they are not a hostile speed trap I was treated well, and fairly........as was LT What the real estate taxes like in Buttfukk NY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 What the real estate taxes like in Buttfukk NY? A case of Vaseline and a sore asshole 12 times a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lubeck Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Isn't about time we said goodbye to this waste of space? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMFP Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 working a deal with the same prosecutor and going before the same judge, for false plates, no registration, and making an illegal left turn- Suffern NY When the hell are you going to learn that crime doesn't pay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 LT's fucked a minor because his pimp told him she was legal, and he ignored the signs. It's an apt comparison. Jack's our LT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 LT's fucked a minor because his pimp told him she was legal, and he ignored the signs. It's an apt comparison. Jack's our LT. Hey man all a Brother like LT is going to do is look at that J-Lo behind and dive right in after a cursory "is she legal"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandolphScott Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steitzenhaus Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 It's a damn good thing for his sake he is the greatest linebacker of all-time and revolutionized the position. That's all I'm going to say about the matter. I don't need to elaborate on what would happen to schmucks like us if we were in his situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 It's a damn good thing for his sake he is the greatest linebacker of all-time and revolutionized the position. That's all I'm going to say about the matter. I don't need to elaborate on what would happen to schmucks like us if we were in his situation. I resent the Schmuck remark.......and Taylor lived in my neighborhood in Cliffside Park for a while......saw him in the A&P and he gave me a mean glare for no reason whatsoever....I wonder if he was a good cook?? ) Thought that was odd.....maybe he thought I was a Jets fan or was suspect of my 250lbs size......I meant him no harm and wanted to shake his hand but I was never a big LT fan after that......was happy to see him get his ass kicked in the toughman fights LOL....If I'm not mistaken Manute Bol (R.I.P.) clobbered him. By contrast I ran into Nick Bunoconti in NYC on day and did shake his....real nice guy. I had to drag Brian Kelley (Brad's best buddy) out of my apt one night in a semi coma. My roomate, an Italian Puerto Rican chick who knew the Gotti's very well wanted Brian out of the place. I dragged him by the armpits and could not help but notice his knuckles......they were twice the size of mine and looked like he punched cement walls with them. I was glad he did not wake up. Put him in the hall and locked the double steel door......SOB woke up punched the door and actually left a knuckle mark in it.....whewww those guys are made of a different metal than you and I. I also knew a lot of dancers and they told me Lawrence stayed up all night at their homes suffering with the Brad Van Pelt disease......he was lucky he did not get in more trouble than he did By contrast OJ Anderson often frequented the go-go bar they filmed the Saprano's in......always kept to himself drinking Cranberry juice at the very end of the bar.......a real gentleman Players come and go but I'll always be a Giants fan and players are human beings, no better nor worse than you or I. Saints and Sinners like we all are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMFP Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I resent the Schmuck remark.......and Taylor lived in my neighborhood in Cliffside Park for a while......saw him in the A&P and he gave me a mean glare for no reason whatsoever....I wonder if he was a good cook?? ) Thought that was odd.....maybe he thought I was a Jets fan or was suspect of my 250lbs size......I meant him no harm and wanted to shake his hand but I was never a big LT fan after that......was happy to see him get his ass kicked in the toughman fights LOL....If I'm not mistaken Manute Bol (R.I.P.) clobbered him. By contrast I ran into Nick Bunoconti in NYC on day and did shake his....real nice guy. I had to drag Brian Kelley (Brad's best buddy) out of my apt one night in a semi coma. My roomate, an Italian Puerto Rican chick who knew the Gotti's very well wanted Brian out of the place. I dragged him by the armpits and could not help but notice his knuckles......they were twice the size of mine and looked like he punched cement walls with them. I was glad he did not wake up. Put him in the hall and locked the double steel door......SOB woke up punched the door and actually left a knuckle mark in it.....whewww those guys are made of a different metal than you and I. I also knew a lot of dancers and they told me Lawrence stayed up all night at their homes suffering with the Brad Van Pelt disease......he was lucky he did not get in more trouble than he did By contrast OJ Anderson often frequented the go-go bar they filmed the Saprano's in......always kept to himself drinking Cranberry juice at the very end of the bar.......a real gentleman Players come and go but I'll always be a Giants fan and players are human beings, no better nor worse than you or I. Saints and Sinners like we all are. You should have your own radio show. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 You should have your own radio show. Seriously. LOL it was just co-incidence I met those guys I'm not Mike Fatcellsca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I resent the Schmuck remark.......and Taylor lived in my neighborhood in Cliffside Park for a while......saw him in the A&P and he gave me a mean glare for no reason whatsoever....I wonder if he was a good cook?? ) Thought that was odd.....maybe he thought I was a Jets fan or was suspect of my 250lbs size......I meant him no harm and wanted to shake his hand but I was never a big LT fan after that......was happy to see him get his ass kicked in the toughman fights LOL....If I'm not mistaken Manute Bol (R.I.P.) clobbered him. By contrast I ran into Nick Bunoconti in NYC on day and did shake his....real nice guy. I had to drag Brian Kelley (Brad's best buddy) out of my apt one night in a semi coma. My roomate, an Italian Puerto Rican chick who knew the Gotti's very well wanted Brian out of the place. I dragged him by the armpits and could not help but notice his knuckles......they were twice the size of mine and looked like he punched cement walls with them. I was glad he did not wake up. Put him in the hall and locked the double steel door......SOB woke up punched the door and actually left a knuckle mark in it.....whewww those guys are made of a different metal than you and I. I also knew a lot of dancers and they told me Lawrence stayed up all night at their homes suffering with the Brad Van Pelt disease......he was lucky he did not get in more trouble than he did By contrast OJ Anderson often frequented the go-go bar they filmed the Saprano's in......always kept to himself drinking Cranberry juice at the very end of the bar.......a real gentleman Players come and go but I'll always be a Giants fan and players are human beings, no better nor worse than you or I. Saints and Sinners like we all are. Bada Bing's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted January 16, 2011 Author Share Posted January 16, 2011 Bada Bing's? It was called high heels or something like that back then Yeah OJ came in around 4PM or so sometimes.......must have been after practice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted January 16, 2011 Author Share Posted January 16, 2011 I wonder is all that partying with coke was the cause of Van Pelts heart disease...........Kelley you would not want to fight with a bat. I'm sure it did not affect that monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I resent the Schmuck remark.......and Taylor lived in my neighborhood in Cliffside Park for a while......saw him in the A&P and he gave me a mean glare for no reason whatsoever....I wonder if he was a good cook?? ) Thought that was odd.....maybe he thought I was a Jets fan or was suspect of my 250lbs size......I meant him no harm and wanted to shake his hand but I was never a big LT fan after that......was happy to see him get his ass kicked in the toughman fights LOL....If I'm not mistaken Manute Bol (R.I.P.) clobbered him. By contrast I ran into Nick Bunoconti in NYC on day and did shake his....real nice guy. I had to drag Brian Kelley (Brad's best buddy) out of my apt one night in a semi coma. My roomate, an Italian Puerto Rican chick who knew the Gotti's very well wanted Brian out of the place. I dragged him by the armpits and could not help but notice his knuckles......they were twice the size of mine and looked like he punched cement walls with them. I was glad he did not wake up. Put him in the hall and locked the double steel door......SOB woke up punched the door and actually left a knuckle mark in it.....whewww those guys are made of a different metal than you and I. I also knew a lot of dancers and they told me Lawrence stayed up all night at their homes suffering with the Brad Van Pelt disease......he was lucky he did not get in more trouble than he did By contrast OJ Anderson often frequented the go-go bar they filmed the Saprano's in......always kept to himself drinking Cranberry juice at the very end of the bar.......a real gentleman Players come and go but I'll always be a Giants fan and players are human beings, no better nor worse than you or I. Saints and Sinners like we all are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted January 16, 2011 Author Share Posted January 16, 2011 and explain to me why I should care if you believe me......also who is WE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I'm not explaining shit. and it's the royal we. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted January 16, 2011 Author Share Posted January 16, 2011 I'm not explaining shit. and it's the royal we. i guess we are done here what do you want sworn affidavits from LT and Brian???? LOL One wonders how good LT, Brian, and Brad would have been had they not done coke from dusk to dawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 i guess we are done here what do you want sworn affidavits from LT and Brian???? LOL One wonders how good LT, Brian, and Brad would have been had they not done coke from dusk to dawn Well, they might have been a lot worse.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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